gotta fight the urge to message someone 24/7 as i get closer to and more comfortable with them i gotta be normal and cool and chill

we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

Talking about like food intake issues and being met with an attempted vegetarianism conversion plot has in fact made my morning better I love my wife

chat do we think an evil older woman could fix me

Begging for a love deeper than romantic and platonic combined I want to drown in the feeling of being truly known without it making my skin crawl

now that i’m no longer a broke college student i can spend copious amounts of money on my cat because wtf else am i living and working for

need to curl up like a little puppy in someone’s lap please

holyfuck im gonna drinksa girls blood

i feel a bit of joy and whimsy in my heart today that's nice

favourite pastime is saying something so fucking ridiculous mid flirting and watching a girl go through all stages of grief before coming to the horrifying realization that she wants to fuck me

WE <3 WOMEN!!!

Nvm there is ONE song The milk carton by Madilyn Mei The song Yes

I love being a fan of a lot of stuff but also no stuff Music is a great example of what I mean here I'll listen to a shit ton of stuff from the same artist but I cannot tell you for the life of me any song titles or who said artist is Just that they make lovely soundtrack to life music

that's right tgirl keep adding those ellipses

The heavens are sending me arcane knowledge to share to the world as their prophet but I interpret the uninterpretable as girl love so that’s just where we are now.

Pleaaase need a woman to call me useless and get horny off of my inability to take care of myself or do anything without her please please please is something a freak loser who thrives on dependency would say

take double your estrogen dosage on a whim, I promise you won’t have any crazy hormonal spike, like why would that even happen.

trans girl pussy...

getting her cum in a wine glass so I can swirl it around and be a pussy sommelier 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Me (robot girl) getting put into trance by my PC’s throbber

is it normal to watch a video of someone eating a giant slab of (honestly really tasty looking) salmon and think “Shit, I’d do that shit if it were a pretty girl” immediately followed up by “Damn I want someone to carve and eat me like that”. Probably

mom who does a couples halloween costume with you because she knows you're too much of a loser to have a girlfriend to do it with

I think girls would drink a lot more water if there was a girl that grabbed her by the collar of her shirt for a deep kiss and spat it down her throat

I’d date a woman with a hero complex that just wants me because i’m sad and unstable and need some caring protector. I could absolutely be a damsel in distress. Need a gal turned on by my despair

I think I could be a top if a pretty lady commanded me to be one and praised me for doing a good job under a facade of needing me so badly she’s about to break

It’s a risky move, but if the dom pulls off a “-what if your friends saw you like this…” it’s a fast track to being completely enraptured by her, putty in her hands.

Call her a vampire the way she needs my permission to come inside

I’d make out with a girls shadow on the dirty ass pavement if it got down to it

I need a girl to secretly be giving me nicotine in different ways. Patches when I’m sleeping, pills dissolved in drinks made, even just smoking and making me second-hand. All this so that if she’s ever gone, I’d have physical withdrawals.

So many yuriful thoughts in my head that i’m coming back just to get them out. Will probably not be too active outside of just getting the gay out of my tiny peanut brain to make some space. Wahoo

addendum: i’m just gonna delete the app because my partner has a lot of favourite posts of mine and it would be cruel to take them away

I know I just got back to active on here, but i’m really scared of falling back into my bad habits on this platform so i’m going to make the safest decision for myself and disable my account. probably not s permanent decision but we’ll have to see. sorry to all the loyal willow lovers out there

sweet destruction can only go so far if you aren't willing to rebuild after

Not the vibe I was originally picturing But I can hear her just saying please over and over again lol

want to sniff and smell them really badly

i have learned that the space combat in no man's sky (at least early on against pirates) is light work

I want paws

Being hypnotized to dom Being hypnotized to sub Being hypnotized to bring pleasure Just a toy that can be adjusted to meet the needs of their tist

How roughly can you grab a kitty by her tail before she tries to scratch you? I think she's honestly too pathetic to actually try But I think it'd be cute to see her try and lash out

It's kinda blurry but I actually really like this one Slept comfy last night apparently lol

Suddenly thinking really hard about robogirls and how easy it'd be to just flip a switch or press a button and have them helpless as your feet

loser virgin girl who starts falling for her crush's gf, too

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

Hi gays ive returned from the pit

Cumming has felt so so good recently, someone should help me out and watch me squirm

I need to get back on my gore grind, there’s so much that’s beautiful about our innards

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