I look forward to experiencing this place every year 💚

Economy is down so bad even the billionaires can’t pay their bills.

Don’t get it twisted bird brain

Welcome to all the new bluesky peeps, you know what our rate limit over here is?

Been a minute I hope everyone is doing well in the sky, have a cute bean pic 💚

Can’t wait to meet this legend tonight 😎

Back again like I never left 😎

Did it hurt? When you got to work and realized you left your headphones at home.

Here’s a thought for my revolutionary heart, take a deeper look at history it’s there to pick apart.

A special moment in time 💚

Stay Optimistic & Always Rise 💚

I went down a Linkin Park memory lane today and god it was so nice

A Skeet a day keeps the stress away

Good Morning 💚

“Galactic Sky”

Hi 💚 how’s your weekend going?

Rest here weary traveler, this breakfast of champions will have you back up to speed in no time.

I just really want to be in my own bubble today but the world is so loud.

If it’s hot out I’m not wearing a shirt unless I absolutely have to.

I don’t care enough about what people think of me to argue with random strangers on the internet.

Painting canvas on the roof, a whole vibe 🎨🖌️

My roommate showed me that you can get onto our front porch roof last night so I basically live out there now.

Having fun in the sun today 😁💚

Time for a sunny Sunday in the sun, son.

One last call?

Me pulling up to steal your girl

An elderly man with a wheelchair forklift would be simultaneously unstoppable and swimming in pussy.

Just saw this guy hold a slice of pizza out his van window to cool it off. He’s clearly living in 2030

Masego is a top tier musical soul

World around my trying to get me down but I keep my head high regardless, shine on.

“Garden Of The Mind”

The sky has been blue so I’ve been on bluesky less. The sun looked hella cool yesterday though

Young bloods can’t spell but they can rock you in PlayStation

Noobs

cursed meme

I just ate a thing of broccoli cheddar soup the size of my head and I can finally die happy.

My latest bamboozle has been telling the taco bell person taking my order that I don’t want to round up my total for the scholarship program because I dropped out. I’ve gotten one free drink from it already.

Standard morning skeet. Have a great day everyone 😎

It’s healthy to have friendships with people of any gender, don’t let toxic partners tell you different.

“Street knowledge, intellect, and spirituality, my survival package as I deal with reality.” RIP GURU 💚

Pink Floyd kind of day 💚

Am I supposed to be reskeeting my own mid skeets? I literally have no clue what I’m doing here.

Idk who needs to hear this but you’re probably not gonna meet your future wife at the gym, leave that woman alone bro.

Rumor has it there’s a woman somewhere in the world going into labor as we speak

Nothing quite like a well intentioned skeet in the morning 😎

the app should encourage you to post this exact thing during onboarding

Every morning at work I go to the bathroom and play a game of sudoku to spite my oppressors

“Call From The Void”

I remember being a kid and feeling like I was rich with $20 now I can burn through $100 like a morning joint.