fucking around with domain names and oh no

IT'S A SHOTGUN. me 🤝🏻 apollo: clown guns

the engine blade, satan sabre, helios's sword, i'm spoilt for choice

WAIT HUH?? I FORGOT I HAD A SWORD

wow i wish he'd look at me like... i'm a knife? idk i lost the plot a long time ago

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i went on twitter to see if anybody's talked about daitetsujin's gay shit and there's absolutely nothing

GOMEZ/KIDD IS AGE GAP? NO. NOOOOOOOOO

I was told by Nickelodeon Execs that my Paw Patrol script about a tornado that flings pies was way too scary for midwesterners and that it presented (and this is an exact quote) "A DIRECT THREAT TO MIDDLE AMERICA."

not the sunglasses!!! how come they got yamaguchi early but he's not in the first two episodes

i clicked on a random space sheriff clip and [daimon-volume scream] it’s alan

wanting to tell people to invest in nice things vs feeling self-consciously bougie for it

Kamen Rider

why did zubat happen to me. ken and jinryu walking in lockstep off the edge of the precipice

FLORIDA MAN RUINS EVERYTHING

i can’t believe i have 17 episodes about kenmochi then an extra 5 minutes of him

the way i feel wrt toku is like… the dumbshit christian ending of the chronicles of narnia. a story "which goes on for ever, and in which every chapter is better than the one before"

I think this, genuinely; People who want to buy fireworks should have the shopkeep go, "Sure, sure" then walk them into a room where a firework is strapped to their back and they're launched into the sky and explode

i don't know how to explain what i've done to apollo and yuki

i tried so hard to resist and still ended up here 🫩

daitetsujin’s two halves sound like different shows and it’s probably best for my sanity to delineate them like that LMAO

psa: don’t trust daitetsujin 17’s current subtitles. there are constant, significant translation errors. the tradeoff you’re getting for the 70% comprehension isn’t worth it imo when the sub group was so dishonest

interrogated by chief kidd is what it’s going to say on my gravestone

YOU

God forbid a man has hobbies

chief kidd killing his dom then getting killed by a blind monk (??) is going to be one of the highlights of my year

i do think it's interesting how saburo the child soldier is both being depicted realistically (for now, at least) and used as a fantasy to sell toys

idk what's up with all the dead wives in showa but it sure makes things convenient for sahara. he and kenmochi are soulmates on the same wavelength, absurdly drift compatible if you will

obtained: serizawa status effect: the black and white is hurting my eyes help

me saying this as if there's a shortage of men willing to be the knife pervert to serizawa daisuke forcing a gun down your throat

daitetsujin episode 6: 😎

i've been looking at yamaguchi for too long

‘this is my little brother!!’ daimon says as he points to a motionless parked motorcycle that doesn’t deign to respond to him

everybody shut up and look at them

noooooo… not that anybody would’ve written what i wanted, but still

i saw helios’s name in a pharmacy catalogue and was like huh— oh 🫥

hassler is a german surname god damn it. how am i supposed to trust these subs when it's still getting kenmochi's name wrong

the world outside of rangers colour coded to their respective colours… tsuyoshi, gorou and diane in their white suits, akira and ryu wearing brown, peggy and karen are matching with their red rangers?

i was like hmm, i’ll watch a little of daitetsujin ep 6 before sleeping, not knowing it was a live grenade

zaborger is almost always seeing this, not daimon's face AND WELL YOU COULD FIX THIS IF YOU STOPPED BEING AN OBJECT

this was on purpose, right. surely. surely... 'there is something deeply wrong with our protagonist'

this entire time i was wondering why akunomiya was aiming for his thigh and no, he wasn't.... he was aiming for his dick and missed

the algorithm has determined gorou looks like a dead body (why though)

i'm da king of da highway

the torrent hasn't had any seeds yet, it's time to kill

sahara is satelliting the fucking mess that’s kenmochi/gomez/kidd/hustler and i dread the day he’s pulled into it