if youre trying to tell me brad lander rules, youre doing a good job

he makes a good point

Every headline now is President says country ‘hotter than ever’” and then there’s another story in the corner that says “mosquitos now have rabies”

Descended from wolves #DogsOfBluesky

looks like even blanche knows the gig is up

I went to costco today and I shit you not it felt like being at the store

Promising to pound the living crap out of ICE is a solid platform plank for any candidate who seriously expects to win their general. Whether they mean it or not.

whats the penalty if someone hitchbots its ass

that time of the year

I saw a blacked out cybertruck with big decal of jordan peterson's face today at the pharmacy im still trying to process it

my man is out #DogsOfBlueSky

you ever eat something almost everyday for years and then one day wake up and realize it is fucking sugar filled garbage that isnt enjoyable to eat literally at all? jesus christ I cant do these anymore IM DONE YALL I PULLED THE PLUG

not a newsom fan but ill give this a hell yeah

It's funny cause she's actually so close to realizing that capitalism has poisoned people's ability to be authentically human with one another due to the pressures to compete and perform. And yet she's also very, very far

jinxy had her first encounter with a turkey. she was curious but smart enough not to cause a scene #DogsOfBluesky

this seems like a recipe for disaster

look I get it the formula works but if i wanted to watch stranger things I would just watch stanger things

"unexpectedly hawkish"... politico is a joke

barnicle dog on line one

they shouldn't be allowed to just lie about objective facts during theses hearing. including the people doing the questioning

"Could" be unlawful???

a bit disheveled this afternoon #DogsOfBluesky

kanye's music was always shitty. do people really think gold digger was good?

Elon musk has more dollars than oreo cookies have been eaten since nabisco started making them in 1912

Who are we voting for governor CA?? I still havent heard a consensus on the best candidate? Becerra? Styer?

jinxy spa day #DogsOfBluesky

decended from wolves

Super Dodge Ball

found a sick recurve bow

Deputy dog reporting for duty #DogsOfBlueSky

Alanis Morissette- 🎵 its like finding a gaaaaaaaammmeee, but missing the god damn 4th disc...🎵

he is so back #DogsOfBlueSky

penis ass flight around roseville

haha dumbass racist ass kayne west walks right into a street sign

CA governors debate off to a heated start with candidates making strong arguments for who grew up in the poorest household

old man is still kinda spaced-out but he got his appetite back and wants to play

what

dork-mobile spotted in sac

good update on gizzard. hes doing much much better. eating again. still some pain but hes getting some strong drugs so hes chillin. such a relief

New uniform of Bangladesh forest department

im genuinely confused about the consequences of defying a court ordered subpoena. For example, if I did that, would they send LEO to come for me or would they just give me a little fine and call it a day?

update on gizzard. he still hasnt eaten food but he has drank some water and finally peed. im still giving him meds so at least hes not in as much pain and hes just conked out. improvement from yesterday

gizz is not doing good today. 😭 rushing him to the vet. need good vibes

It’s sexy af when he cooks but when he does the dishes without a press conference I’m ready to meet his parents.

my old boy gizzard approves

My buddy named his promiscuous dachshund Anthony. Anthony Weinerdog.