sandhill crane migration right over me!

did anyone get this email about slamming the scam from ssa.gov?

Steve Bannon?

this sweet angel just ripped the nastiest fart on me

Not on Gizzard's watch

god i love rat terriers

someone help me choose who to vote for CA governor in 2026. So far im seeing commercials for a billionaire (tom steyer) and the former major of LA 73 year old antonio villaraigosa. this sucks

TAKE THE MIC TAKE THE MIC!!

Don't ask me why I was looking up the bully (Scut Farkus) from A Christmas Story but whats up with birthdate??

every damn time

What's the deal with the 15% tariff? didnt scotus literally just say he cant do that?

not looking great

for some reason im missing my Scootie girl today

woke up to my car smashed by a fallen tree...

🎵I hear you like em young... 🎵

AEW fans in Sacramento chant "fuck ice!"

it was really cool of some celebrities to let us know which of them suck ass by who is hawking prayers on the hallow app

getting some snow in norcal

Cocoon (1985)

campaign ads on tv in california be like "This is the BILLIONAIRE that will fight for YOU"...

hell yeah

pam bondi goes full DARVO on house cmte

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Dude has a slicked-back skullet. Of course he was friends with Epstein.

missing a category slightly slower than walk called gizzard

@jesscd00.bsky.social know anything about a bus sized phantom jellyfish

baby vaermina's got gizzard's vote

psa dont grab a jar of chocolate covered raisins and eat them in your bed when youre really tired. you very likely will wake up with smooshed chocolate all over your bed, body and clothes. especially bad if you actually dont like chocolate and wake up with the chocolate smell on everything

who could have guessed??

look jesus christ had dreads, so shake them

sus y gabbard

check out this loser we keep spotting in sacramento area

a performace is what theyre calling it

gizzard or something

has January felt a decade long to anyone else

new speculum just dropped

me to gf - did you know there is a culture in south america where they strap gloves of fire ants to kids hands as a ritual for a boy to become a man? gf: at least its not his dick

boycott it

cow tools

spotted in sac

if were just not going to follow the constitution then wtf are we doing here

hate to say it...

jinxy girl was trying to make friends with a duck and the duck simply wasnt having any part of it #DogsOfBluesky

call me orthodox but I dont fuck with smoke that aint been blessed by a rabbi

found this unopened cbd ioints in storage unit. packaged im 2018. is it still straight to hit or nah?

hear me out a MAG light but with ibuprofen bottles

jinxy is on that hyphy movement

ok folks of bluesky important question found this random hot dog bagel thing in the freezer. no instructions. how do I cook it? remove wrapper? leave in but open on end of wrapper? how many mins in microwave? I do have an air fryer if of value