Sorry I missed this dude getting fucked up a little

In Denver there were so many Boomers with absolutely awesome signs and shirts. It kicked ass.

"Alright, we serve lagers and porters. That's all I like, so we're not serving any other goddamn beer. Also, the man who killed my father in front of me used a pun when he did it. What should our airport bar be named?" "I have an idea. But you're gonna be mad."

Two perfectly juxtaposed headlines showing how pathetic Denver leadership is.

The only acceptable choice for M. Bison is splicing in Raul Julia unchanged from the original Street Fighter movie.

Mike Johnson, like Hancock before him, is spineless and can suck my ass telling me how to protest in my city. See you on Saturday.

This was pretty much the last election in Denver and we voted in the latter

There's a popular method in examining what led to things breaking in software called "5 Whys", where you start with the problem, then ask "Why?" 5 times. Like "People couldn't login" "Why? Because the login service was returning an error" "Why? Because the server was out of memory." "Why?"

I think we can all agree that the perfect result for the rest of the game is 201 more passing yards for Mahomes and one Barkley touchdown. That this is what I need to win the parlay I made is coincidence.

@bennet.senate.gov stop confirming Trump picks you goddamn waste of flesh.

Lily needs to start her day with some coffee and checking out the front yard, apparently.

"Noted dumb piece of shit Jared Polis has praised noted dumb piece of shit RFK" was not a headline I necessarily expected from my state this year, but it wasn't really shocking when it happened.

This dude is an expert in what he's being asked about in the same way any random person here is. "An assassination will never lead to change"; you need to just look at Shinzo Abe to know that's not true at all. This is just "tut tut"ting poor people with a nicer tone. coloradosun.com/2024/12/23/u...

I think Kirk Herbstreit is quadrupling the number of Tennessee fans in Ohio rn

Not actually terrible, but: In middle school I got 3 huge pimples on my nose in a perfect triangle. I walked into class and immediately one girl went "Boy, you look like the damn Bermuda triangle!" And for like 6 weeks after that I was Bermuda. I couldn't be mad, it was a perfect burn.

I just got like, 4 rejections for jobs I applied to months ago today. Is December 11 some weird HR day or closing of business I'm unaware of?

I've been on the internet long enough to know someone is getting a tattoo of this.

Reminder that 99% of people with the titles Political Scientist or Economist are actually dumber than shit.

My brother and I still send this to each other, ten years after this Why Your Team Sucks. @drewmagary.bsky.social

Sweet, this is the second mandatory work training in a row that is using an AI voice over that is distractingly bad. I was already going to just play it in the background and tune out, but now I'm going to see if I can speedrun this shit.

The only positive to Netflix performing worse than the shady as hell sites that stream PPV stuff has been looking at Twitter to see if there are updates and seeing the dude bros there having full on meltdowns about it.

Cool, the VP of my org just started off an AMA talking about how much we support Israel, equated supporting Israel with supporting Jewish people, and condemned Palestine. Now to listen to a bunch of horeshit about him lying on not having more layoffs and stuff fuming instead of mildly irritated