I’m not from this planet, I’m from PIZZA 🍕 PLANET 🪐

Good morning HOTTIES 🤩

🤡 NEW VIDEO ALERT 🔪 Steam said “you’ll love this” and they were so right. The HappyHills Homicide is bloody, funny, and a perfect Halloween horror treat 🎃 Watch the full game now 👇 youtu.be/osuWxP99egU

Started my morning off by running a rainy 5k!! Beat my goal of under 45 minutes, so I’m flying high 🤩🤩

Sneak peek of the video going up tomorrow! Netflix and chill: Halloween edition. (kn1fe pl@y) Go sub and I’ll send it to your DMs early.

New post up on OF! Teaser video coming later today 🤭

A True Classic Never Goes Out Of Style. First costume of the year: Chucky🔪🫣

First Halloween costume is ON!! Someone tell me not to fuck this knife… 🫣

New Halloween content going up soon! 1 full video this week and next 🤭 (both in costume). You know what to do 🌶️🔗⬆️

Goodnight 💤🛌 (I’ll still be online)

I will be getting even sexier as we go into 2026.

Getting close to 1K 🤭

My best angles 📸

Heart shaped 🍑

Hi, my name is Lauren and I’ll be your nurse today 🩺

He gave me a soul tie and then left me out to dry.

💨 NEW VIDEO ALERT 💨 I became a superhero in South Park: The Fractured But Whole — and yes, my powers are… fart-based. Pure chaos. Pure comedy. Watch now 👉 youtu.be/2p59cUoCst4

The sub who was "sooooo in love/obsessed" with me has not tried to reach out to me since I blocked them on IG. Guess it wasn't THAT serious.

Tip Menu😍

Is there a phantom of the opera? 🥀 How much do you love Halloween? (Photos by @cynthiacapturess.bsky.social )

Sex workers are not the reason your life is shit.

Where my ghouls at? 👻

Logging on

SaddBhabiee? 🚫 SpookyBhabiee? ✅

🎰 Welcome to Clover Pit aka “my gambling era.” I win big, I lose hard, and yes… I bought literally everything in the charm shop. Would you survive this slot machine nightmare, or would 666 take you out too? 👀💀 Watch the full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hndH...

🎃👻 Spooky season just got a glow-up… meet my SpookyBhabiee Collection! 🕷️✨ Shirts, stickers, coffee & more — all with a fun Halloween twist. 🍂🖤 💀 Limited-time drop, vanishing Nov 1 👀 👉 Shop now before it disappears: www.after-dark-digital.com/shopall

Spent my morning listening to cave diving accidents 😟

Never missing a Monday. What are you doing today to better yourself? 💙

Last night’s DD 🚗💨🍺

Roadtrip day 🚗💨💨 Don’t worry, I packed the Bluechew and tripod 😉💙

Going to Texas this weekend!! Any suggestions on places I should hit in DFW? 👻

🦀 New video is live!! I played The Dungeon Experience Demo where my dungeon master is… a crab. We fought haters, attended a Viking funeral, AND ended with smooth jazz 🎷 👉 Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6F5...

Natural body baddie

In my natural habitat 🌿🔥🫶🏻

New business purchase so I can give you better quality nudes 🤭 Pigs, reimburse mommy.

A new very cherry🍒👀 post is up on my OF !!!

I need of 100 more tattoos. Maybe a sternum piece next? 🤘🏻🚬📸🖤

A late night find

Even if my YT videos get less than 100 views, young me is so proud that there are many videos uploaded to my channel <3

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

☢️ Welcome to my post-apocalyptic food truck 🍔 🐀 Rat cleanup 🧟 Cooking for zombies 🌽 ATTACKED by evil corn 😭 Beaten down & couldn’t finish New Wasteland Bites Demo video is live - chaotic & gross in the BEST way. 👉 Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzDa... #WastelandBites #IndieHorror #GirlGamer

As a gamer/YTer, no one talks about the days where you start playing a game and it ends up being trash or your recording didn’t start and then it feels like you wasted so much time.

Looking for Halloween/cosplay ideas for spooky content. It's almost October, so what do you want to see? 👻

10 away from 250 fans on my FREE PAGE! ✨😈 I'll post a very special surprise😋 on there once I reach the goal! 👍 onlyfans.com/saddbhabiee

Morning Affirmations: ✨ Today I choose peace, power, and progress. ✨ I am attracting opportunities that align with my purpose. ✨ My energy sets the tone—I choose confidence and calm. ✨ I am worthy of success, joy, and abundance in every form. ✨ This morning is a fresh start, and I am ready to rise.

Tummies are cute 🩵 #TummyTuesday

Exciting news ✨ I just launched my LoyalFans! Think of it as the VIP lounge—premium content, live streams, and a space for the ones who want to support me a little extra. 💋 Join me here: www.loyalfans.com/laurenwilde

Just got offered the job I really wanted!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

New link coming tomorrow for my super subs and simps 😘

Just spent a good $2,300 on legal fees if any paypig wants to reimburse me 🤗