THIS IS SO GOOD

Been getting back into journaling and on day 3 of a 7 day prompt course. Gotta say, it’s quite lovely. Really ought to practice more of what I preach at work. Who knew! (It’s me; I knew…)

Mamdami vanquished Cuomo with the vigor of the Charmed Ones, tbh.

Very much looking forward to @olurinatti.bsky.social’s next video about yesterday’s election. Also, had a petty-joyful moment walking to work and seeing Vote for Cuomo posters, after snickering out loud “hehe, loser.”

Okay. Now all of you who said you’d leave if Mamdani wins. Get packing. ✌🏻

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

BREAKING: NBC News projects: Zohran Mamdani (D) wins New York City Mayor.

Some will inevitably say 2025: Year of the Woman Again, Again

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

Got back to 285lbs on the leg press. Haven’t done that in years, so let’s celebrate that, hmmm? 🦵🏻🏋🏻‍♂️

🎶So if you care to find me, look to the western bar corner…🎶

Once again. You, yes, you! The small handful that see this. Remember👇🏻

My ultra niche brain/humor came up with this:

There’s almost nothing worse than a carpeted restaurant.

“Oh, Christ, no!” Jessica Lange played us well. So excited for the witches to be back!

Aaaaaaannnndddd play😱

Hey! You, yes, you! The small handful who read this. Just wanted you to know👇🏻

Seeing the Blue Ranger ass-fucking the Pink Ranger, full-helmet, in an amateur gay porn parody on my timeline was not expected today.

I hate Gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Marion Crane from Psycho and Marian the Librarian from The Music Man combined?!?

Tonight’s spooky selection 🤯

Now watching the best of the series, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Demi’s new album fucking slaps and I’m also loving Lily Allen’s. I love a messy divorce album.

Watching the most recent episode. Still thinking a trip to Paris would be lovely. 🇫🇷🥖🗼

Another Mary, another fridge magnet. Jane’s time to shine!

Waiting at the airport’s wine bar!

Walking back to my hotel and this one street smells like what I could only describe as Parmesan garbage.

The place I’m dining is on Tchoupitoulas St., which shares the same name as Emeril’s Poulet Tchoupitoulas that one Ms. Georgia Byrd cooked in “Last Holiday”

Solo dinner because peeps are busy. Crab gratin for app and it was beyond delicious.

Fun fact: I’m quite skilled at reading backwards/upside down.

Walk from the hotel is 27 minutes and my workshop starts in 30. How many minutes of this can I shave off through sheer homosexuality alone?

Looks like lunch will just have to be more beignets and hurricanes. Oh well!

Someone stole my Labubu keychain off my backpack. Whoever you are, I wish a slow and painful death for you!

Besides the hotel, first place I went to. I feel so at ease in NOLA! 💚💜🖤💛

Amidst a sea of provinciality, I am by far one of the most stylishly attired at this airport.

I take umbrage with Macy’s having Christmas decorations up halfway through October. Like, excuse me? It remains spooky season.

These Oreo Reese’s cup fucking slap. Omg yum 🤤

Added a new piece of Halloween decor after going to Spirit 🤡🥣

But is there a Coke Zero lime?

Best believe I purchased this right away.

Harlow nibble, Crawford resign.

Rewatching the ‘97 IKWYDLS really has me looking at some stuff with a whole new scope. Which is cool that for an IP that no one was clamoring to continue can do after 28 years.

Ordered parm and mozz sticks, have cookies too. Eating good in the neighborhood (AKA my dining room table before migrating to the couch) 🐓🍝🧀🍪

Some of y’all need to take the plunge and become a throuple already!

I miss REAL journalist

I find it interesting what the history books might say decades from now about this time of turmoil and inaction. what future generations will think when they learn. Presuming the history isn’t whitewashed as has often been the case…

This gives me such unbridled joy. Thank you, Queen Dolly 👑🦋

I’m okay with this, I guess.

Wicked: For Good tickets acquired ✅🧹🫧

Pam Bondi is actually shorthand for Pamela Bondage.