Just watch. Trump will claim he never said it. In 3...2...1

Speaking of the devil...

To put it another way...

Speaking of fools...

Speaking of cons...

I think Trump is just practicing for his funeral pose. Which can't come soon enough.

Who's up at 1 a.m.besides you, Trump and I guess, me? What's wrong with us?

Now known as the.... Extreme KKKourt

I think Trump is just practicing for his funeral pose. Which can't come soon enough.

Damn right! We've had mail-in voting in Oregon for over 30 years. No lines No dying of thirst in the heat No freezing in the cold No missed work No hanging chads No voting booth malfunctions No voter intimidation worries No internet outages No stress No-brainer

I refuse to recognize Donald Trump as our 47th president. I hate the perpetual smirk on his face. I cringe whenever he speaks. In fact, I will refrain from ever mentioning his name. From now on, I'll just call him Voldemorange. #Voldemorange

I think Trump is just practicing for his funeral pose. Which can't come soon enough.

“There are things that have to be done and you do them and you never talk about them. You don't try to justify them. They can't be justified. You just do them. Then you forget it.” ― Mario Puzo, The Godfather

I think Trump is just practicing for his funeral. Which can't come soon enough.

I think Trump is just practicing for his funeral. Which can't come soon enough.

And I have fireworks to go along with the champagne. Lots and lots and...LOTS of fireworks.

“There are things that have to be done and you do them and you never talk about them. You don't try to justify them. They can't be justified. You just do them. Then you forget it.” ― Mario Puzo, The Godfather

Justifying that you can do something. -- or do anything -- simply because "I'm the President" is not a good reason to destroy America. Or other parts of the world.

Justifying that you can do something. -- or do anything -- simply because "I'm the President" is not a good reason to destroy America. Or other parts of the world. It's just not.

Speaking of aliens...

He forgot to begin or end this rant with "Happy Mother's Day."

I'm confused. Is America great? Not so great? Trying to be great? Almost great. Close to being great? Used to be great? Obviously, Trump has no clue on what America is, was or should be.

Just like this. 👇 Another American tradition ruined.

The Whitehouse posted this on their socials earlier. I fixed their spelling error. You are very welcome!

If she's urging young people to follow in Charlie Kirk's footsteps, they'd better be wearing bullet-proof vests.

Probably not. Iran is too busy creating Lego videos showing Trump as a blockhead. Literally and figuratively.

If someone tried to kill you three times in a short period, at what point will you ask why?

Reminds me of the famous "guru" Swami X who hung out at UCLA in the '70s offering many pearls of political wisdom. To wit: If I go one week without sex, I go crazy. Two weeks without sex, I go insane. Three weeks without sex, I registered Republican.

Another day, another distraction Another distraction, another denial Another denial, another lie Another lie, another story A new day, a new distraction A new distraction, a new denial A new denial, a new lie A new lie, a new story Rinse and repeat from now until midterms. And beyond.

Speakong of Black votes, I wonder if Byron Donalds and Tim Scott are okay with their Black brothers and sisters being denied the right to vote. What say you?

I wonder if Byron Donald's and Tim Scott are okay with their Black brothers and sisters being denied the right to vote. What say you?

He should now be referred to as COTUS. Corpse of the United States.

Bombs away.

She must mean this type of demonic. The hellish type.

Looks like a poor spackling job. Maybe the construction workers are practicing on Trump before they tackle the ballroom.

Veni, vrani, vrumpi I came. Iran. I fucked up.

If only...

And I've got fireworks to go along with the champagne. Lots and lots and LOTS of fireworks.

I’m not concerned that Trump falls asleep in public. I’m concerned that he wakes up.

Looks like a poor spackling job. Maybe the construction workers are practicing on Trump before they tackle the ballroom.

Owning the libs: When my poor, miserable life becomes even poorer and more miserable because I didn't listen to common sense. And yet, I'm still okay with it.

Looks like a poor spackling job. Maybe the construction workers are practicing on Trump before they tackle the ballroom.

Looks like a poor spackling job. Maybe the construction workers are practicing on Trump before they tackle the ballroom.

Honestly, is this the type of person you'd trust with your money?

It’s clear healthcare, nutrition, affordability, or free and fair elections have never been a MAGA priority; only covering up the Epstein Files, billions for ICE, and mass deportations, at any cost. Can’t wait till November‼️

Owning the libs: When my poor, miserable life becomes even poorer and more miserable because I didn't listen to common sense. And yet, I'm still okay with it.

If Only -- This is the headline we see sooner rather than later.

Those are two Oreo cookies that have mutated and fossilized.