the meme tie w/ @soapagent.bsky.social

Wario Land II: Main Story Glitchless in 34:10. I did it! But now I want a 33 and to get 2nd place back... 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id...

Wario Land II: Revenge on Bees (category extension) in 27:26. I originally had a PB of 28:07 from June 2022, but the footage of that is lost, and Dip claimed the free WR today after the catex boards got set up, leaving me no choice but to run the memes back. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id...

Double feature tonight: Streets of Rogue Any% Duos with Normal characters and Custom characters. Our 4p Normal run is faster, but this beats the former 2p WR, and our 3p PB funnily enough. The Custom run is just a faster run in the same vein as before. chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

Streets of Rogue: Any% Duos with custom characters. Very fast paced run; the loadout is a more convenient version of vanilla characters. Instead of Robot for support, I suggested a Demolitionist build, since it's a bit more efficient for stat points and you don't have to worry about ammo. #speedrun

I've been quiet the past two weeks while trying to get to emerald rank in MCSR Ranked. I didn't quite get there (at peak elo I needed ~4 more wins but then I lost my last couple games before the server closed). Now that the season is over I think I'll queue less often and practice/learn more often.

oh yeah I did a session of minecraft 1.16 any% rsg and got a sub 30. definitely beats my (unverifiable) 1.21.0 hardcore run of 1:01:48 from last year. the speedgame is so hard

sub 20! 😸 probably my last run until someone beats my times. but this one is going to be very hard to beat I think. I tried a different starting deck that promises faster crafting splits, at the cost of having an even more reset heavy early game. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

The "My Card" saga continues, with a couple PBs with even better luck than the last. Yes, the game is way more luck based at this point lol I think we're reaching a limit, but with a god seed sub 20 should be possible. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

I swept the other two difficulties, and now have a sub 30 WR in all 3 :3 Difficulty boosts how many points you need to win battles, as well as your opponents' materials and strategy. Hard mode is quite challenging unless you craft strong cards early. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

I got WR! I saved tons of time by crafting a slightly stronger card, one-turning every battle after a point where last run I couldn't always. The run wasn't flawless, and I think a couple more minutes could reasonably be saved with similar or better RNG. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id...

My Card Is Better Than Your Card!: Any% Relaxed in 32:41. Fun little deck-building roguelike that a friend recommended I try! (both casual and RTA) This run is only +3s from the current world record, but with luckier pickups it could go even lower. 📼▶️ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

The new PC is mostly set up 🥳 (I still have loads of software to install and configure, like livesplit, capture drivers/viewers, emulators...) I'll try to stream something in the next couple days

lil update, my bootcamped macbook laptop that I've been using since 2021 has finally succumbed to a teeny corruption on the internal drive, causing my windows installation to stop booting. after backing up important files, I tried repair options in the mac environment, to no avail ↓

ATLYSS: All Bosses NG+ in 10:45. I made this category to incorporate the new boss in a way that wouldn't be annoying (you can access the LV26 boss at LV14 from a fresh file, which may be optimal but means your survival chance is basically 0). 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #atlyss #speedrun

Just saved 22s IGT and a minute RTA, neat. This run had enough luck to break a minute barrier, and going beyond 5th place will require me to sub 8... but this PB boosts me to 3rd place RTA, since I use game slowdown more sparingly :3 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #streetsofrogue #speedrun

The new patches in ATLYSS make the game way slower (this is 25m slower than my old PB), mostly because of some quest XP changes that stretch out the earlygame with the current route (potentially fixable?). Ignore the last split; I messed up X3 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #atlyss #speedrun

Streets of Rogue: Cardio in 9:52 IGT. Cardio is Any% but you can't get the 2 traits that make teleporting better. This run had some very lucky levels in terms of how close the missions were to each other, but I did play it a bit safe… 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #streetsofrogue #speedrun

I ran it back after sleeping and got a 9:04, saving another minute and change. This run places me in 5th, but the next step up isn't until 7:59. The problem is that each PB is luckier than the last, so I shall have to gamble harder... 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #streetsofrogue #speedrun

Streets of Rogue: Any% in 10:27 IGT — running solo, I got a fortunate run that saved 1m5s over my previous PB. A highlight of this run was the easy final world (Uptown), which accounts for much of the timesave. Sub 10 would be cool... 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #streetsofrogue #speedrun

In similar news, I've submitted ATLYSS Colossus% and Streets of Rogue Any% Co-op for AGDQ2026, and unlike the previous couple times I've submitted, I remain open to attending in person if I get accepted. Here's hoping that one or both of them make it in; I think it would be cool to show them off :3

I meant to post this on Friday, when I ran Streets of Rogue co-op with CMOJoker, RifeXD, and enbyzee (one day of many). Before we found our current meta 12 weeks ago, WR was 12 minutes. 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... (my perspective; full video is linked within) #streetsofrogue #speedrun

the moth inside me: Any% in 15:30. I lost the split screenshot unfortunately, but it's a short game lol. I did several race attempts alongside Rezzy @ninecircles.bsky.social, and they got a 15:13. Not going to improve further lol 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #speedrun

ATLYSS: All Quests in 2:04:35. I got some better RNG, but now it's looking like sub 2 is doable. Despite that, I think I'm okay to leave it here since the run is long and there's way too much left to chance. 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #atlyss #speedrun

ATLYSS: All Quests in 2:15:10. A fun run to dabble in; all of the RNG just ebbs and flows due to the amount of resource grinding you have to do, so you kinda just get to vibe with the game for a couple hours. I'll probably try for another PB 📼▶ chargedgarlic.net/video.php?id... #atlyss #speedrun

I'm considering posting splits here when I get new PBs, like literally every other speedrunner. I'm working out a solution for video storage that isn't YouTube, and being active here would allow me to still keep a wider audience in the loop despite ditching the algorithmic monopoly I've been using

@aeropaws.dog playing Super Scribblenauts

I'd like to volunteer a bounty of US$100 for anyone who can figure out a reliable way to consistently reproduce a timesaving sound glitch that has happened in two of my Super Scribblenauts speedruns. A clip of one of these runs is attached; see also youtu.be/Ho7tx20zq6I?... #scribblenauts thread ↓