Peanuts piss me off. Because they're legumes. Not in the "aha it's not actually a nut" way. A different way. Them and lentils, they make legumes seem mysterious. They're fucking beans. Legumes are beans. Beans are legumes. Boiled peanuts? That shit's beans.

Shout Out to everyone who’s suffering with something silently bc they can’t share it Here’s hoping everything will be okay someday~

Art commissions are back 📣 let me draw your cute characters pls and ty 💖

My brain just did its thing where it forces me to experience as genuinely as possible made up sensations, thus I just spent my morning hallucinating a timeline with the happiest, most love-filled, most fulfilling moment of my life and happy-crying about it and now I'm crashing back to reality :3

insomnia plus autism overstim plus restless leg plus headache, i hate

what kind of insomnia is it when I go to bed, fall asleep, and then wake up literally within the next 30 seconds-5 minutes, and then stare at the ceiling completely awake, minus my brain and body begging for rest, for the next 8 hours

me wondering why my account looked so weird and I was logged on to my art account, lmao, fixed it

I had multiple dreams about xenomorphs last night, unfortunately, despite my crush, they were not sexy dreams. I also dreamt I wore full Bandos armour to sneak onto a spaceship to escape an exploding planet and then exposed the only other human onboard (bearded Sean Astin) as a Chansey in disguise

Daisy🌼

I have have HAVE to do this in the funniest and most *me* way possible, you know, because I like random new username fake origin stories: Betrayed Cow (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria and Beef)

I need to start drawing again, maybe forcing myself out of my self-imposed art rut will help me get out of this mental, etc. rut. Like I'm not artistically burnt out I just have a huge mental block to doing literally anything, maybe drawing again will help by giving me something to focus on and do

Hi, Pseudo does really cool art and you should enter and show them lots of love, this is the last day of the raffle. Also just follow them and help them grow and stuff because Pseudo is cool and does a great job with their art :3

When climbing a mountain in PEAK, its very important to have supportive friends by your side giving you the best advice :D You know...like I have!

*glances out the window* oh, the sun is rising, wow, this has been awhile, haha goodnight

I have a fun comic idea but I haven't drawn in like 4 months and also have never made comics before and also I have no idea what to do with the comic just that it is a funny haha neat gay self-indulgent premise and also like I could leave it ambiguous about the other characters and hmm, more ideas,,

I have not slept yet and need to be awake in like 3 hours. :3

📅✨This weekend! It's the return of Drawfee Variety Hour! We'll be raising money for Trans Lifeline, June 7th 2pm ET-8 on Twitch!

The only straight thing I'M doing this month is straight up jorking my peanits.

Everything that’s releasing this Friday, May 30th! Zero Suit Samus Standee Mono-chan Standee Cynthia, Hilda, and Rosa Charms Lei Charm

I fucking love walrein

Day 114 of the entire hoenn dex in the old pokemon style # 365 walrein #1996stylehoenndex

Day 113 of the entire hoenn dex in the old pokemon style # 364 sealeo #1996stylehoenndex

Day 112 of the entire hoenn dex in the old pokemon style # 363 spheal #1996stylehoenndex

I'll never be over how this *thing* blows up on the other site every time I repost it. Even when the site's completely broken lmao The power of big dragon wife is undeniable. #Zelda

they should make a dududunsparce thats an evolution of dudunsparce with either 3 or 4 segments if it evolves from a 2 segment dudunsparce or 4 or 5 segments if it evolves from a 3 segment dudunsparce. and the 3 segment dudunsparce and 3 segment dududunsparce look exactly alike

it's sad that part of my limited brain-memory-space has my fucking elementary school spirit song or whatever the fuck shit still memorized 20 years later.

0/10 slots filled across all services Any reposts appreciated, comms are my only income but I’m in a dry spell atm

okay hear me out, so like, "are you a girl who poops or a bitch who shits?" but instead "are you a chick that pees or a garbanzo that beans?"

I was just reminded of a hilarious Drawfee bit from early last year and, y'all, dokibird and mint fantôme would be perfect for the super nut broompose challenge, fantomethief super nut broompose

my new office (ie furniture desk etc) is scattered about the floor of my old office but all here and ready, gonna start assembling shit monday :3

Swimsuit Pneuma ☀️ #XenobladeChronicles2 #ゼノブレイド2

had a silly idea for a character who works in a maid cafe but she hates it, so she’s rude as fuck to all the patrons to try and get fired but that actually ends up making her the most popular and successful maid they have

it birf 🎉

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last post for now and I'll stop for the time being I do have a monthly goal over on kofi, I've never come close to meeting it so I stopped sharing but I thought I could try again ko-fi.com/pseudoeuphor...

i promise you dont need to use an ai meme just make a shitty photoshop instead gods

hey so uhh does anybody else just scroll through their feeds to look at who is posting and be like "omg i love that guy" or "hell yeah, they're cool" and just like generally "wow i follow neat people" no? oh, yeah haha, so true, me neither

yeah, that's right, i AM fucked up, i like the dentist

i think imma just go sleep a few hours early

my night is great why do you ask? :3

i feel like :3 has developed a second meaning in my own personal use of it. just a cold dead blank stare, completely lifeless and numb, smiling the pain away, smiling to match expectations, but just numb and staring off into the void, dissociated derealized depersonalized, not even there just :3

oh no the horrors....they're hott 🥵

I already got some ideas for inspiration but what are some characters or IPs that's like sci-fi witches, space magic, and the like, I'm already looking at: Golden Sun, Star Ocean, Xenoblade, Star Wars old republic era stuff, Metallic Rouge, maybe RWBY?, like yes Mass Effect Biotic but wrong vibe

I already got some ideas for inspiration but what are some characters or IPs that's like sci-fi witches, space magic, and the like, I'm already looking at: Golden Sun, Star Ocean, Xenoblade, Star Wars old republic era stuff, Metallic Rouge, maybe RWBY?, like yes Mass Effect Biotic but wrong vibe

Hi! I made a silly illustration for the speeddraw from last week. Please enjoy! If you're looking for a high res version to print, several Drawfee patreon tiers offer our high res renders for that month and all months prior since we went independent :)

Happy Asexuality Day! I present to you my favorite ace flag~

I may present very feminine online but please. Please refer to me using they/them. It’s all I ask and I’m honestly getting tired of having to reiterate this

꒰ 3RD ORIGINAL SONG ꒱ ‧₊˚ ┊TRUE 〃✦ › official music video out NOW! › available on all streaming platforms youtu.be/_KfkMEo-I6k

I hate when the time I lose to depression becomes very visible. Like sure I lose hours during the day depression-napping, but they aren't replacing much anyway. Tonight I lost like half of my time I actually use and want and enjoy.

ancient drawing of my mascot~ he's a good boi 💙 #vtuber