Do you ever find cippolinis all over your house because your boys got into the fuckin' onions last night and now you can't cook dinner properly?

reusing last year's calendar to save money

i drink water every single day and somehow i'm still dehydrated

believe it or not this is the same actor

thinking about what time is it

Starting a new diet where I fast between all my meals and snacks. No exceptions!

“Risotto” is Italian for “slop”

The Santa Clause (1994): ★★★☆☆ A man falls off a roof, dies, and quickly dissolves. The protagonist then dons the deceased’s clothing and assumes his identity while under pursuit for the abduction of his child.

I invented botulism.

i just keep getting hotter and smarter

The Royal Canadian Mint announced today a new $7 coin which is roughly the size of a tea saucer. The coin is intended to directly combat recent inflation woes.

I love when babies discover their hands and then for the next two months look like little sorcerers casting spells.

it's what it's

Entering a raisin phase of life.

Italian BDSM

2004: get rich or die trying 2024: get rich or try dying