The ending of Allen Iverson's 'practice' rant

On #NationalPunctuationDay, take some time to honour the interrobang. We miss you?!

"The rapture causes autism" would be an AI summary of my timeline at the moment.

As if we didn't have nough reasons to hate him already.

Lots of folks in the comments talking about how colleges will host more racists and less, say, activists who fight for positive change... but I'm thinking the "difficult speakers" they could host are hungry toddlers.

I might have somehow made it onto someone's starter pack because wayyyy too many people are following me. Good luck finding anything better than the image below that plays a song in ya head.

Favourite unintentionally funny start to any sentence: "In my expert opinion...."

No I swear it gets better.

This harkens back to my past, when I was asked on several occasions to wave [my] hands in the air, like [I] just don't care. Problem is, sometimes I cared too much.

Whoever is spying on me via algorithm is wasting their time.

For those who don't know. techcrunch.com/2025/07/18/d...

"It's like the old saying, 'Happy wife, happy wife.'" "No, it's 'Happy wife, happy Life.'" "Right...'Happy wife, happy wife's life.'" "Just 'happy life' at the end." "That.....that can't be right."

Life on Earth is marvelous. Every day, we are all able to experience multiple organisms.

"Then why don't you go chase him?"

Wooden cutlery... Tongue depressing.

Praise the Sky

"You could say you get a real bang for your buck at this eatery." "Our meal was a smash hit!"

If I had more followers I could help language evolve... for example, instead of "drag and drop," people would start saying "Dragon Drop" because it's so much cooler.

When I first saw him described as "What an idiot thinks a smart person is" I agreed. This right here confirms that bias.

I remember watching this live at ~2am in Ottawa -- my friends and I thought we'd imagined what we'd just seen (yes, we were high). The TV wasn't that great and the reception went out before we could see a replay. Wasn't until we woke up that we realized we didn't collectively make this up.

this is actually one of the hubble images of all time

Not sure what I did wrong... Except offer my opinion (which they asked for)

This thing landed in my yard after a storm and my immediate thought was "What an unforgettably hilarious way to get impaled." (Then there's the whole explanation to the doctor, etc)

Happy International Women's Day youtube.com/shorts/P1PBr...

Survived another storm warning... And they said switching to paper straws wouldn't work. Mother Nature and I

Me too, Air.

Listen to this Einstein over here youtube.com/shorts/ecc8v...

There is no wrong answer to "What food is unacceptable to eat in bed"

"Why can't I meet a nice sky?"

A continuing highlight of going to my parents' place... Finding old pictures of the kid that eventually became me

Trees Company

The ground turned green since the aurora was so bright

Being closer to the year 2000 than the year 2050 is great. It'll only last a couple more hours, though.

My wife saw a duck. My two-year-old saw a sleeping rabbit I saw a floating mouse with spiky hair carrying a whale. Good thing I'm not driving.

This city always seems happy to see me.

this STILL funny.

This planet was really good until consciousness decided to monetize its existence. (Picture unrelated but alt text survives)

I just realized that people here post pictures of the sky because the prompt says "What's up?"

I'll keep posting this until someone understands

This happened to me once. Thankfully I calcified the MF

What the Schwartz... youtu.be/eoAUHM7O6V8?...

An old zen saying describes a village as "full of noise disguised as thought" and that's a perfect description for what the internet has sadly become.

Sunset

Yes, I do speak six languages.

Golden hour on the sea.

How long till ketchup on a hotdog becomes an actual Cardinal Sin?

Two years since we lost the incomparable Gordon Lightfoot 🇨🇦