yucky grey day out today and i just walked by someone getting out of their car entirely wrapped in a huge fleece blanket lmao

half dying because someone fully clocked me taking a public selfie the second i did so and i didn’t have it in me to try again but some proof of life from me and the goblin

also sorry mental health has turned me into a ghost for the past year but i am actually going to try to be here more. try being the operative word

too many people going “whoa who is this diva” about hannah einbinder’s emmy speech. WATCH HACKS ON HBO MAX! IT WILL MAKE YOU 🫵 CERTIFIABLY INSANE TOO!

parents’ relationship so dysfunctional mom keeps texting me (3000 miles away) to pass along information to my dad (in the same room as her)

dnd tonight :) kisses my manipulative son

love friends. love dnd. love love love <3

just remembered lemurs. holy shit. s-tier primates over there. we’re not talking about those guys enough

on day 5 of a chronic pain flareup and most of my strategies aren’t working (: cannot overstate how much living like this sucks. would love for a single part of my body to work right and not be in constant pain every single fucking day

realized the package i’ve been impatiently waiting for is “ Late “ because i got distracted and never finished placing the order

.(affectionately) Buffoons!! 🙂‍↕️👉👈. #Hansry

my morning star, it’s time to go #kcd2 #hansry

should i be hurt that my parents decided to visit my sister for the holiday weekend and no one told me. lol?

we're rewatching tristamp and emilia just met wolfwood for the first time

working 12 hours a day for several years straight has really broken me i think. i just realized my last real vacation (outside of holidays) was in 2022 lmao??? it’s like a level of misery i don’t even feel anymore

officially starting meds again tomorrow 🎉

in a shocking turn of events i finally did something i’ve been procrastinating for four months and it took 10 easy minutes. i could not have foreseen this and will not be learning from it

dnd out of context.

back in the motherland 🇵🇪

walking down the street following the sidewalk breadcrumbs of a friday night in los angeles (eight different pieces of underwear and counting)

started thinking too much about henry of skalitz and now i’m hovering about three feet above my own body

Reunion at Joyous Guard #Hansry #KCD2

feeling very very bad about life grief stuff and i don't know what to do with any of it. things just really suck lmao

thank you facebook marketplace this is precisely what i was looking for

"O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms," #kcd2 #hansry

cards #kcd #kcd2 #hansry

fixed my obnoxiously squeaky doorhinges with vaseline and felt the spirit of every latina grandmother singing through me

going to a get together tonight should i cut my own hair 3 hours before i leave

finished kcd2 so i'm starting kcd2--

Having a U.S. Pope is very tacky and I’ve lost interest

work sending me on a same-day trip to san francisco on a sunday with less than 24 hours’ notice solely because of my boss’ neuroticism might be my thirteenth reason

person on zoom call: oh your video's off me taking the call from bed in my pajamas: yes well i prefer to maintain a sense of mystery

people really out here making yfip threads about papal candidates omfg "☝️ just a reminder that--" it's the vatican. tange terram my good dudes

wow it’s been a reaaaaally bad family news week and it just keeps getting worse. my head is full of rocks

cannot possibly articulate into words the level of animal fear that just came over me upon hearing a lone child slowly sing ring around the rosie from outside my open window

#hansry #kcd2 oh hans

just saw someone honk at a waymo. baby he can’t hear you

hot-blooded and cocky, always ready to fight #fenharel #dreadwolf #solas #dragonage

museum + market day with the father

my dad is in town for the next few days and he tried to make a reference to “that one french movie” and we went back and forth for five full minutes before i realized he. well. he was talking about ratatouille

ok i wanna play!!! my head hurts pls enjoy the sloppiest taste www.listchallenges.com/youre-saying...

someone broke into one of the apartments while my neighbor was home and stole their laptops. literally What is happening in my building lately

and i reiterate,

i wish i had something poignant to say about severance but instead i will simply be bleeding from the eyes and discovering frequencies of sound that have never before been recorded

i think someone in my building stole the birthday package my mom sent me. cool lol i might cry

sitting at my desk and felt something fly VIOLENTLY into my bare back and i slammed my knee trying to get away because i thought it was a giant bug only to look back and realize marin had somehow flung her toy duck at me with the speed and strength of a fuzzy bullet

just found out my roommate cuts her string cheese into circles instead of shredding it into loving bits of dairy yarn ??? i might have to move out