I AM STRUGGLING

Yall mind if I pop back in here just in time for an album release? 👀

Today’s episode of TSITP isn’t even a bad episode the internet just hates complex characters when it’s a woman

Would be a shame if the swifties infiltrated the twilight shitposting group on Facebook www.facebook.com/share/p/16x5...

I LOVE American healthcare! I am just so obsessed with the way my doctor told me that semaglutide would help my various chronic illnesses like POTS, my MULTIPLE brain disorders, and even help me lose some weight. But since I don’t have diabetes I can only take this medication if I pay $1000 a month😍

Sabrina Carpenter could be singing the nastiest most raunchy song ever and it’ll still feel like a Christmas song to me. I love her style so much. Man’s Best Friend is a 10/10 no notes

I bet Patrick mahomes has great ideas for Travis bridal shower

Thank God Taylor can forget this moment finally amirite????

Oh Donna 😭

Update: she’s alive and unwell

Has anyone checked in on this girl

"They announced it on the 26th!" I say as they drag me to a padded room

Also btw

Travis really made those secret gardens in her mind a reality didn’t he 😭😭😭😭😭

Gaylors will still say so high school isn’t about Travis lmaooooo

SCREAMING

Since I’m here ranting anyway can I just say it really annoys me when people play the billionaire card on Taylor because yes she is beyond wealthier than any of us could ever dream, but most of her wealth is her music. Something she physically cannot touch & never will. Idk why they don’t get that.

Idk what’s in the air with this release but I’ve seen many people try to come at Taylor for being an “unethical billionaire” & all these variants BUT I’ve seen sooo many people clap back & shut them down instantly & it is soooo satisfying. TS12 IS the karma album because everyone is getting theirs.

Am I just the too woke friend or is this pretty icky? 😞

I get that we have all these variants but when do we get to know who the album producers are? Why is she so secretive.

Taylor dropped something while I was busy and the world kept spinning. See how that works?

This color scheme is taking me right back to finding out we were getting ATWTMVTV

Me whenever I hear there’s a new Showgirl photo on instagram

Has the TS always been purple bc I could’ve sworn it was blue but alas, I’ve been wrong before

Honestly we did it to ourselves because Everytime we’ve ever figured a pattern up she switches it up she always has we never learn to keep our mouths shut do we

Does Taylor know her countdown is late today

Sometimes I don’t think my city is all that noticeably Appalachian but today I picked up my kids school uniforms I ordered from the local mortuary in town and then it hit me there is no hiding what we are if we tried 💀

Friendly reminder that just because new variants become available that doesn’t mean you have to buy them. Unless you simply want to. No one is forcing you, especially not blondie.

When I gave birth to an AMERICAN CITIZEN in Germany On MILITARY ORDERS, I never would’ve guessed that 13 years later I’d be scrambling to make sure his passport is updated and all orders are in line so that I can make sure ICE doesn’t kidnap my kid. Absolutely insane.

Lorelai really should’ve ended things with Max the second he got mad at her for telling him he won’t have any control over Rory!? That has never sit right with me.

Casually watching Gilmore girls and I found live footage of Taylor Swift pitching the Showgirls color scheme to her team 🧡💚 If you see this on TikTok: congrats you found my secret stan account 🤣

Things I hate: the random bangles episode of Gilmore girls.

TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON TAYBELLYBUTTON

5 minutes to go before we potentially have another Tayass pic to grovel over

& when this is just another variant or merch drop I better not hear a word out of nary one of yall. This is a call to action for everyone to get their pockets ready. Could it be something more? Yes. But when it’s not just know that Taylor did not hype this up YOU did 💀

Is anyone in here genuinely #TeamJeremiah because I’d love to know your reasons why

Hot take 🔥 I don’t get why yall are so mad the countdown was “just” for another variant. It gave everyone a heads up, made it harder for scalpers to wipe everything out, & let fans actually prepare. Taylor never said it was going to be anything more. If you built it up in your head, that’s on you

Has anyone seen this fanmade video for Vigilante Shit??? It’s actually so fkn good yall youtu.be/eLuucbOv1Tg?...

and thanks to @guilty-as-sin.swifties.social, it is now ‘Ta Lois’ 🫡

22 minutes in and someone just called it appaLAYsha. Cut the cameras

What better way to ruin my day than to watch Season 2 Episode 3 of In the eye of the storm and reliving what happened almost a whole year ago. Our country failed us so badly 😭

It’s always “OKAY LADIES ITS TIME FOR A MAMMOGRAM EARLY DETECTION IS KEY!!!” But never “OKAY LADIES LETS LOWER THE AGE REQUIREMENT TO START GETTING YEARLY MAMMOGRAMS COVERED BY INSURANCE SO WE CAN LOWER THE BREAST CANCER RATE BY DETECTING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!”

Fun fact I just found: ELIZABETH TAYLOR & Richard Burton star in a movie called WHOS AFRAID OF Virginia Wolff & there’s a character in the movie named HONEY. That’s three whole Taylor Swift songs right there 🤣 idk what it means I just notice *connections* they don’t have to mean anything

I’m not one to do baneful magic but if I see someone treat someone badly I may or may not whisper up a prayer to whichever deity is listening that they are perpetually cursed with stepping in wet spots while wearing socks for the rest of their life and the next.

It’s giving Florida swamp

This and hitting a blinker 🍌🥽

Aug 18, 2017: the Rep blackout Aug 17, 2024: orange dress + IDSB. Aug 18, 2024: the only day she took a break in the second set of London shows. Aug 18 TODAY:???? Not a crack theory, just an observation 🥲 #ts12 #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #TaylorSwift

My kids have me so addicted to grow a garden it’s insane lmaooo

Nothing in nature lives for itself.

I fkn love olives