What you put in quotes except that I'm saying it

I did the exact same thing yesterday and questioned all my life choices

Aqua's line about "the origin of fire" is likely a reference to a mistranslated line from Harvest Moon.

blip-a detected

⚠️ SHUTOFF RISK. pls aid! share! whatever! Black trans (& chronically ill) person has to pay power, today. $200 to go, with a lot of unmet needs (food, more bills, rent in 2 wks). Including a long-haired cat that is still recovering from sudden heat sickness.

It’s pretty easy to not golf.

NEIN

For those getting hit by that bot spam wave- someone made a helpful blocklist of the main account plus other accounts that seem to be boosting it. bsky.app/profile/p1ti...

not the manual data entry again, my sworn enemy

that is not the knight that's 🥀King🥀

oops! didn't mean to say that! hewwo teehee!

@REDACTED Hello, your account seems to be compromised. Please DM your password to restore access and functionality.

Well that was a boring retort. Be gone loser Canadian

who is ham sandwich and why are we spending the day trying to free them?

I'm actually early for NEXT April Fools', FOOL. I "prep time" like Batman, SUCKAH.

Hello honey it’s me Sandra bullock on here for you officially due to the hacked on my other account I had to text you on here so you’ll be careful out there…

And my solution is of the French type. Start burning shit to the ground until things get on track.

ok enough getting bad scores in physics I need to lock in and get like a 75% at the very least next time so I can shock everyone in the club

I've cometh to make an Announcement. I no longer haveth a Laser Pointere. Sorrye for the Inconvenience.

What would happen if Alphys needed to get something from the closet and went inside to find Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is $$$$ing real

What if 9nstead of smiling friends it was smiling friend deltarune and friend deltarune smiled all over the placr

⛔⛔⛔ CAUTION! ⛔⛔⛔

horse race test reference in deltarune.

plant gore???????? in MY deltarune????????????????????

wait what the freak i never saw the archer pot npc in flower castle is that the room where you can push all the terrakotta off

THE DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 DOGCHECK SCREEN IS A DANGANRONPA REFERENCE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

In battle, Floradinns have a 3% chance to say "Do it for the vine."

"Strictly speaking, it doesn't make sense that Spider-Man has web shooters in his hands. He should just have one coming out of his ass." thank you mr weir very cool

ok back to reading the andy weir qna cause despite his questionability in certain things I like the worldbuilding and I need all the information I can get to most effectively metaphorically kill the author

(said with a profound philosophical questioning guy voice) shipping characters just because you can is like playing genshin to me

pros of muting all the phm ship tags on tumblr: - I get to see only either super silly comics or emotionally devastating art - no kissing on my dashboard cons of muting all the phm ship tags on tumblr: - half the ship tagged art is queerplatonic/platonic (-readable) - mutes stray badly tagged posts

hey what the fuck

Woah. Take some slow, easy breaths, and remember the light you are.

I am always ? I am sorry do I know you ?

My bio is fine, and honest.

Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

the hell has descended on your video

jj when it nukes its account and gets suspended on the new one again

Good night.

it says naive on the ceiling

is klipy a german company I kind of assumed it was just from the name but now that I think about it there's no reason for me to think that

one day I'll probably get rid of this account forever but it's okay some of you are probably gonna be obsessed with at least one thing I helped create in the future without knowing it was actually me

do personal quote bots still exist here I found my old twt quote bot quotes file

2048 POSTS WHO CHEERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there should be a nuke button for messaging services that deletes every single message you've ever sent I think that would fix me . along with a very small percentage of the population

I miss old man

for a guy who literally wrote project hail mary andy weir sure hates politics

NOTHING CAME IN YESTERDAY, 5 DAYS TO RAISE ANOTHER $1400 PLEASE EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO SEES THIS REPOST PLEASE HELP US KEEP ELECTRICITY RUNNING MY MOM WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO HOSPITAL IF IT IS SHUT OFF