The @eng-premierleague.bsky.social referees could suck it what the actual fuck. At this point just give Arsenal the title. We haven’t been the greatest but how many times are we getting fucked over this year.

OSCAR BOBB YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!

Esteve is on a hat trick 😅

What I’ve learned from this? Guinness before playing 🤌🏽🤗

What a fucking mental day city trashing the rags. My Sunday league team trashing another team. Scored a hat trick (well a poker) after like 5 years and a bicycle kick 😏 (ima be in so much pain tomorrow) #futbolislife

On the bright side I’m having a very good hair day

Not me ready to throw my HOME MADE snacks at some random dude in BK for saying “fuck Manchester city”

Boarded from back to front and gave the plane a UTI so two hour delay 🥹

Welp

Get in!!! He’s one of our own! #mancity

Since Man City are safely going to win, vamos los Ticos 🙏🙏🙏

Claudio said chill, I got this.

Oh Echeverri 😍😍😍

Echeverri with a beauty… it’s 2-0 City!!!

You know how I know I HATE madridistas and arsenal fans cus I actually went running today in hopes of being in shape for this damn tournament

Me every day

I’ll follow you everywhere and every day

It’s a doctor fight!! Let’s go

🙄🙄

Howwwwww fuck VAR

Why am I nervous Come on City

Girl: chug your beer Me: chugs beer Her: 👁️👄👁️

Today this kid told me he didn’t like me because I made him sad and angry. Why? Well because I made it too sunny and too hot, and he likes the cold weather. 🤣

Yan Sommer you fucking beast I hate you but I love you 🥲

Finally had some Yorkshire pudding

Can all 9 of my followers pray for my liver 🫣

Guaro shots chased with whisky. Happy Easter

My memory is really smth I can vividly remember things from my childhood but not people I’ve met recently 🤣

One time I went to a bar that didn’t allow drinking standing up “vertical drinking” and from that day on I only vertical drink 😅

🤣

May Lio never retire ☺️

LAFC has no business being ahead here Ordaz non red was ridiculous and this offside call was also bull @concacaf.bsky.social need to invest in semi automatic offsides

Ugh that Heineken is doing me dirty I’m old

Im awake because of a CONCACAF game what’s life? Anyways Visca Miami 😂 #intermiami #leomessi

MARMOUSH YOU MAGICIAN ✨

Marmoussssshhhhhh

Ugh this damn game

Wake up watch the Calvin Klein bad bunny ad, question my existence, go to work, sleep, repeat.

Imagine needing a goal and bringing in Darwin Nunez #carabaocup

It’s time for my periodic google search of :How tall is Trippier?

I’m sick and tired of Jeremy doku having more minutes than Jack Grealish and doing fuck all.

Marmoush puts City back on top!!!

MARMOUUUUUUUSH

Cucú Cucucurella thanks for the fantasy points 🤭

This bartender told me today she forgets we are real people with real jobs outside of us cheering for city and drinking beer, and I’d give everything to live in that world.

Welp that was fun. Off to sleep I go

Gundo shots on goal Me: yeah old man you go *googles gundo age* 🙃🙃 such a baby this man #manchestercity

Was so annoyed to wake up this morning to go to work but my kids were so good that it was actually a good day 😍.

Pa poder dormir

Us: we can’t hang like we used to anymore Us: proceed to hang like we used to Also us: *die* Also us