DM for the alt.

Gonna do #ShamelessPromoFriday. Not sure if this is a thing so if not I just invented it because I got some cool things out there I want to share.

There’s a new Cheap Trick album! Let’s go through the latest, track by track! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

If you’re an annoying person on #FilmTwitter, you probably use one of these two avatars.

If you’re an annoying person on #FilmTwitter, you probably use one of these two avatars.

There’s a new Cheap Trick album! Let’s go through the latest, track by track! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

It was traumatic how it all went down, but pivoting from bartender to hairdresser changed my life for the better. I love doing hair, and more importantly, I love bringing joy into people’s lives.

I can understand why he may be apprehensive about speaking with me, but it’s not like I can kick his ass through the phone. I’ve just got some questions for him.

If anyone can get a hold of Michael Black aka Agent Bigfoot of the now defunct SPOOKIES Podcast, let him know that I’d like to talk to him. He appears to be dodging me.

If anyone can get a hold of Michael Black aka Agent Bigfoot of the now defunct SPOOKIES Podcast, let him know that I’d like to talk to him. He appears to be dodging me.

Admit it, you miss hearing me yap about horror movies. I stopped by the @_red_river_podcast to chat about hair, horror, and rock ‘n’ roll. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Admit it, you miss hearing me yap about horror movies. I stopped by the @_red_river_podcast to chat about hair, horror, and rock ‘n’ roll. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

I saw SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY two weeks before its wide release and was convinced I’d seen the breakaway hit of the summer. I was wrong, but my opinion still stands. This picture is the best entry in this new era of STAR WARS. @DailyGrindhouse dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/solo-review-2018/

The highest praise this piece for @dailygrindhouse.bsky.social recieved: Anthony Bourdain read it and loved it. dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/michael-mann-week-manhunter-1986/

The most annoying person you know is working on their Aunt Gladys cosplay at this very moment.

Everyone’s on about Aunt Gladys and I’m over here like:

Professor Porno—one of my numerous alter egos—used to host adult film double features at Joe Swanberg’s old underground screening room. They were fun, funny, and educational evenings (I always provided a PowerPoint with my pre-show presentations.

The party of the year returns in three weeks! Midnight karaoke! Disco kitchen! It’s all happening the night before Turkey Day!

He seems to have me blocked, so I’d appreciate if anyone could get a hold of him for me.

I think you and I need to talk, agentbigfoot.bsky.social. Feel free to slip into my DM’s when you get this.

I think you and I need to talk, agentbigfoot.bsky.social. Feel free to slip into my DM’s when you get this.

Outtakes from my 1992 Playboy profile piece.

The party of the year returns in three weeks! Midnight karaoke! Disco kitchen! It’s all happening the night before Turkey Day!

Still podcasting. Still dangerous. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

I’ve got some room in my books this week if you want to update your look this fall! DM to book! #goth #hairdresser #vibrantcolor #stylist

Proof of life.

I still occasionally write about film on my Letterboxd account! Give me a folow if you’re so inclined. boxd.it/6TCR

I change my brakes about every five years or so, and usually by the fourth wheel, I’ve gotten pretty good at it. In another five years, I’ll be back to square one.

I change my brakes about every five years or so, and usually by the fourth wheel, I’ve gotten pretty good at it. In another five years, I’ll be back to square one.

Dr. Frank-N-Furter was murdered by his peers for having too much fun. #Relatable

Dr. Frank-N-Furter was murdered by his peers for having too much fun. #Relatable

To be fair, there is only one way to replace Chicago’s Columbus statute while still honoring the city’s Italian heritage

I still occasionally write about film on my Letterboxd account! Give me a folow if you’re so inclined. boxd.it/6TCR

To be fair, there is only one way to replace Chicago’s Columbus statute while still honoring the city’s Italian heritage

Me when I listened to the first track off of Taylor Swift’s LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL.

Me when I listened to the first track off of Taylor Swift’s LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL.

Proof of life.

Never forget when Ronald Reagan suggested the existence of an alien threat could bring us together as a people! Also, follow me on TikTok! www.tiktok.com/@mike_vander...

Never forget when Ronald Reagan suggested the existence of an alien threat could bring us together as a people! Also, follow me on TikTok! www.tiktok.com/@mike_vander...

I’ve got some room in my books this week if you want to update your look this fall! DM to book! #goth #hairdresser #vibrantcolor #stylist

Who wore it best? #starmummy #fridaythe13th #horror #jasonvoorheescosplay #jasonvoorhees🔪

Who wore it best? #starmummy #fridaythe13th #horror #jasonvoorheescosplay #jasonvoorhees🔪

The internet is a wild place; was anyone really waiting for the Monster Film Bros podcast to offer a statement on current events?

The internet is a wild place; was anyone really waiting for the Monster Film Bros podcast to offer a statement on current events?

I hope your post got a lot of likes today.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Still podcasting. Still dangerous. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Outtakes from my 1992 Playboy profile piece.

Made a fortune in rock ‘n’ roll and lost it all at the roulette table. Easy come, easy go.