This is your sign to let me do your hair: I’ve got openings all day on Saturday but they are filling up! DM to book.

I had a realization over the weekend that I got so hung up on the revenge part that I was ignoring the rebuilding part, which includes relationships that fell by the wayside. I’m working on that.

“The PG-13 WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S is considerably less raunchy than it’s more low-rent counterparts—Bernie is the only character who actually gets laid—but implies the promise of casual sex and casual drug use within that same summertime party vibe…” dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/bernies-beach-comedy/

Ah, that time of year when every jagoff I know who raised hell in their teens and twenties blowing off M-80’s has a problem with young people lighting fireworks because their dog is a pussy.

Ah, that time of year when every jagoff I know who raised hell in their teens and twenties blowing off M-80’s has a problem with young people lighting fireworks because their dog is a pussy.

Motherfuckers who expect movies to always “make sense” have obviously never worked customer service.

It’s gonna be a Menards Summer.

Motherfuckers be like “I’m not coming to see your band if you use AI to make your flyer.” Who you kidding: you weren’t coming anyway!

On this date in 2024 I graduated beauty school. Two years behind the chair.

This little MF’er is getting his driver’s license today, had to get him lined up do the photo. Congrats, Connor!

Motherfuckers be like “I’m not coming to see your band if you use AI to make your flyer.” Who you kidding: you weren’t coming anyway!

It’s gonna be a Menards Summer.

This little MF’er is getting his driver’s license today, had to get him lined up do the photo. Congrats, Connor!

On this date in 2024 I graduated beauty school. Two years behind the chair.

I’m proud of my work on that other horror movie podcast I used to co-host & am thankful for all the fans who contact me to tell me they miss my voice, perspective, & humor on the show. I don’t have many regrets, hut one is that we didn’t get to cover KILLER PARTY (1986).

Trump out there looking for what’s contaminating the reflecting pool…

I have benefited greatly from SNAP and Medicare so I certainly have no problems with socialism, it just always seems the loudest coummunist and socialist voices on my feed seem to think I should be working in the factory while THEY are at home making collages.

A must read. www.spinmagazine.com/2025/06/the-...

Robert Jackson from A Different Thread! So happy to have him and Alicia here tonight

I’m proud of my work on that other horror movie podcast I used to co-host & am thankful for all the fans who contact me to tell me they miss my voice, perspective, & humor on the show. I don’t have many regrets, hut one is that we didn’t get to cover KILLER PARTY (1986).

SUPERGIRL (2026) would be even better with a low budget because its at its best when it plays like a DTV STAR WARS rip off. What can I say: I relate to someone who lets their love of drink get in the way of their destiny and friends SHOULD help you get revenge. 3 stars.

So it took a few years but I’ve been yelled at by an absolute lunatic on BlueSky. I feel like I’ve arrived. Is there like, a pin we wear? Or a reception…?

A must read. www.spinmagazine.com/2025/06/the-...

I have benefited greatly from SNAP and Medicare so I certainly have no problems with socialism, it just always seems the loudest coummunist and socialist voices on my feed seem to think I should be working in the factory while THEY are at home making collages.

Trump out there looking for what’s contaminating the reflecting pool…

It truly is ironic that KFC got the SUPERGIRL (2026) promotion.

THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982)

“You’re the most Italian white boy I’ve ever met—not like those scumbags American Italians, like Italian Italian—always on about clothes and flirting with girls.”

THE BLUES BROTHERS (1980) features two of my favorite performances by extras in the history of cinema.

“Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was... he wasn't a very good swimmer."

Community will fail you.

“Dreams” by The Cranberries is a banger.

“Dreams” by The Cranberries is a banger.

“You’re the most Italian white boy I’ve ever met—not like those scumbags American Italians, like Italian Italian—always on about clothes and flirting with girls.”

THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982)

The #1 movie at the box office—a major Hollywood production—SEND HELP is from Sam Raimi who made his bones 40 years ago on a self financed exploitation picture and its only competition was IRON LUNG, a self-financed exploitation picture, albeit self-financed in a modern way.

Yeah I’m still here.

Every once in awhile, the AV Club let me recap THE MANDALORIAN, and this remains one of my favorite things o got to write over at that site. www.avclub.com/no-one-s-eve...

The male loneliness epidemic doesn’t exist on the south west side of Chicago: all men need is a pretty ok union gig down here to attract a McAuley graduate.

At 46, I rarely think about the girls that broke my heart. But the hearts that I broke still haunt me: I hope they’re doing well.

Something I wrestle with is being proud and sharing past accomplishments with moving on to new challenges and not looking back.

The male loneliness epidemic doesn’t exist on the south west side of Chicago: all men need is a pretty ok union gig down here to attract a McAuley graduate.

To any young ladies that I messaged on Makeoutclub.com throughout my twenties: I sincerely apologize for bothering you.

The production design is phenomenal (although I’m never going to love CGI, but that may be a generational thing) and there’s joy to be had in seeing those cool toy designs from the original line of action figures. And it should be silly like the cartoon, but it’s to smug.

Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the FRIGHT NIGHT soundtrack, including just who were the Fabulous Fontaines. dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/david-chackler-fright-night/

When I was in beauty school at #PaulMitchell, my core teacher had us pull from a hat for a classmate to give a thoughtful gift to. I drew Nat; funny that the teenager and the 43 year old became fast friends. Money was tight, so I painted her a picture instead.

Making movies is fun.

I’m extremely fortunate that my part time job is being Ric Ocasek.

I hope your post got a lot of likes today.