Is Eze the only attacker we have with any magic left in him this season?

Bro why are they so ass. Everything is pussy. Extra touch. Pass backwards. Not a thought of going forward from anyone except for Raya who doesn’t a fuckin choice

The most pleased I’ve been with a Dolphins draft pick since Tunsil. Finally, a positive thought involving the Dolphins entered my brain

I love it when I gotta wake up in the middle of the night for work but the anxiety of missing my alarm makes it so I just don’t sleep at all and spend the rest of the day like this

Annual petition for the team with the #1 overall pick in the draft to forfeit the pick if the selection isn’t made within 30 seconds of the draft opening

What law did he break?

City officially top

The real epidemic in Miami is how much time is wasted sitting at green lights behind people on their phones. If your brake lights don’t go out within 1-Mississippi after the light turns green, I’m honking

Spoke to a City fan yesterday - brimming with confidence about today Spoke to an Arsenal fan yesterday - like me, would be ecstatic with a draw, not confident at all tho. 2-0 City 🤦‍♂️

Pre hydrating for Irie Jungle 🍻

Bro how does spa autocorrect to apartment 🥴🥴🥴

Very very please with the lineup. Mosquera and Eze in

F1 cancelled races Heat out in the play-in All to force me to watch this Arsenal collapse

Of course a whole gang of City fans just come into the bar

I expect 4-1 to City tho

Need a bit of magic from Chelsea bro

Good Premier League news 😵‍💫

Up Periscope. Today is National Submarine Day.

2 nights ago I dreamt we lost this match and I had a massive crash out at my buddy’s house while he made spaghetti

COYG

Good thing this is an Arsenal FC fan account

And yet again, absolutely hilarious. I hate how much I laugh at things he does that are detrimental to our country’s reputation

Lionel Messi scores Inter Miami's first goal in Nu Stadium 🐐 ⚽

Man I miss pre World Cup Gabriel Jesus. He’s officially washed imo, not even a taunting dribble against Southampton today

On the bright side, they didn’t have to play 120 min

On the bright side, we won’t see Kepa for the rest of the season

Back to back defeats and cup exits with a cup match to follow 🫠

Max Dowman Martin Odegaard exhibition this match

My brain when I think of how much sleep I’ll get before work

💔🇮🇹..

So everyone pulled out of international duty, but we got Trossard running around refereeing Italy and Bosnia

This F1 season is shaping up to be just like last year’s. Where McLaren was dominant and I rooted for the younger more likable driver only for the more veteran one to dominate the second half of the season unchallenged and win WDC. Only this year it’s Mercedes 🥱

Talking from @david-keith.bsky.social weekend tradition over at Magic 13 today. Have a hoppy weekend 🍻

Yet again, unfortunately fucking hilarious 😂

me and every arsenal fan rn

Noni’s cooked?!?? Out of form Saka for the run in 😓

Man I would love for Tonali to join Arsenal. I think he’s destined for a Manchester club tho

The couple next to him, didn’t move the whole time. Like they were being held there at gunpoint. Not a head bob, sing a long or nothing. Just sat there still for 2 hours.

This dude sitting in front of me at the Reik concert tonight recorded the ENTIRE concert, in what I could tell, was a single shot. Full production, panning, zooming in n out, shots of the crowd.

Tottenham get battered… 🎶

Thank you [Igor] Jesus

FORESSSSST

That was fucking brilliant from Tel tbh

A hand on the “Staying up” trophy on the line in this match

I drove past this on my way to work this morning 😳

Lol

If I go to sleep now I’ll get 5 hours down before work

Blouses 🙌

So many important matches left to play and we’re bringing this energy for each one. 🔴⚪️