The brewery sounding so fucking good right now. #alaaf #kölschstyle #köln

Kölle Alaaf!!!

This whole album is a vibe! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYt...

Looks like the Bucks will keep Giannis! Of course this won’t stop them from talking about him leaving and to that I say, “Shut the fuck up, Stephen A!”

Hegseth is the worst person you ever met at Wolski’s on a Tuesday in the mid 90s. We all knew what night to avoid Wolski’s

Live look at me after I couldn’t find the Monty Python gif I was looking for as a perfect response

Live look at me after posting a Monty Python gif in response to anything

Holy shit! I was right! Lolz. Thanks, Augsburg.

We are the greatest team in the cosmos! #effzeh

1. FC Köln

If I support the Bears for the Super Bowl, will the Blackhawks change their lame ass logo and name in exchange? Probably not

Great. Thanks to the bears fans in my circle, somehow that Jagoff, Pat McAfee got on my timeline.

Live look at me since giving up the NFL for Lent 7 years ago

I really hope @fc.de finally got off that Hellsite. Probably not, but us Goat supporters in the US can dream.

How did Necas score from that angle and why am I on socials when the @avalanche.bsky.social make it 5-1? OG

Live look at me hoping for a 4-3 Bundesliga #AlwaysWatchFridayMatch with an EPIC Gumbo spill tomorrow

He’ll be in the starting 11 in no time

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I just realized starting tomorrow we have 10 days of Bundesliga action with a small break on Monday.

Storey Littleton, daughter of Ida's Elizabeth Mitchell and Dan Littleton, doing her version of The Shangri-Las and turn-of-the-millennium chamber pop. I am defenseless against this Venn Diagram. youtu.be/G9qzlXNLGF8?...

Today more than ever, fuck you to the person with the Thin Blue Line Punisher American Flag sticker on you brand new Audi Q7

Stay safe MSP!

Yep. Today i feel this more than ever. youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1...

A life without distortion would be a life without Shoegaze, Ida, Sonic Youth, and Yo La Tengo. That’s a life I do not want to live in.

JFC. Here are 4. It’s not like grunge defines a whole decade.

I ordered this kit a while ago and it waited patiently for Santa to give it to me. #effzeh

My hot take: Listening to an audiobook isn't reading. It's listening. You aren't reading words on a page or turning pages. You aren't even reciting words in your head. You are listening to someone read text. In fact if the reader is someone famous you're probably imagining them read to you.

As of today, December 21st, 2025, Life’s Rich Pageant is my favorite @remhq.bsky.social album. Tomorrow being December 22nd, that could change.

I can honestly say this is my favourite Simple Minds album. The beginning baseline for Waterfront is enough for your brain to say More!

For what it is worth, ALS, once known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, was not caused by being infatuated with Lou Gehrig.

Everyone ahead of me in #FantasyBL are all Kane and/or Olise apologists.

I am fucked

Who is Fabio Moreno Fell?!?! @runegjerulff.bsky.social @bundesligarory.bsky.social

Where are Yakko, Wakko, and Dot going to live? They better not get evicted. Heads will roll! Heads! Will! Roll!

Take a page from Freiburg's notes...Play Kawasaki. Yuito was the spark for them recently. The Samurai Blue in the Bundesliga have not really let anyone down this season so far. Even Shuto should start for this match.

Mainz may actually have a chance at a win.

Not sure I am digging the Giannis rumours this time around. Something ain’t right.

The great artist, George Michael, was involved in the worst Christmas song ever AND a break up song with Christmas in the title

90+. FC Köln 🔴⚪️♥️🐐

Gonna start an IG reel where we go around the US trying to find a Bundesliga bar that isn’t also an Arsenal or ManU or Liverpool or Tottenham bar.

♥️ #Effeh supporters! FC Köln amongst several clubs planning silent protests against football security measures

C’mon #Effzeh! 🔴⚪️♥️🐐

Happy born on date to the wonderful and kind, @brehlol.bsky.social. Everyone drink a plethora of Kölsch in his honor!

100%! Take that Seattle!

Alaaf!

Me when I roll up and see they have a #Kölsch style on the menu but it’s 6% ABV

Me when I see an American brewer calls it a #Kölsch instead of Kölsch Style

Jesus, Goretzka. Fvckin smile or something. Oh…those kits are 🔥

Bro did not even get subbed in for a Pokal match.

@runegjerulff.bsky.social I forgot to ask the other day, keep or drop Uzun?