Lazing around

How most the American uncut chasers be like

Do yourself a favor and never buy a Razer Naga mouse. I got this damn mouse this spring, and it already has an obnoxious double-click issue

I turn 30 today, and leaving my twenties behind feeling little dissatisfied and unfulfilled.

I tried to take myself a decent LinkedIn photo now that my graduation is nearing. I was trying to give more of a chill IT dude teas, since I’m not much of an office suit Patrick Bateman kind of person.

It’s 2011 and I’m reblogging film photos on my✨aesthetic✨tumblr, all while wearing a beanie that sits way too far back on my head, and listening to Peter Bjorn and John. Those were the days.

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Rewatched Melancholia yesterday, and I’ve felt melancholic all day today

Tubby little fingers

Still alive

I will forever defend this flawed yet iconic masterpiece of a game

Not all these bathroom flexing photos, but I did get a new hat

One of my favorite things is tucking my phone underneath my belly

Flopped my perfect run because I forgot so many pickups 😔

Grouchy tummy Tuesday

Our neighbor tried to sell me spare car parts and laughed when I told him I don’t know a single thing about cars 😔

Belly and boobas

Those Taco Bell nacho fries have a serious chokehold on me

4 albums you think are perfect (This was way harder than I thought)

I want to be sponsored by chipotle

Going through something might bleach blond my beard and brows

I’m rewatching Fire Walk With Me, and it’s probably the scariest movie I’ve ever seen.

It’s giving ______.

Am I in my leather era?

Finished my first workout after almost a two month break.

Playing Red Dead Redemption 2, and something about the way Arthur talks to the boy horses makes me…

Last four watched

Boyfriend reveal 🤡 We are really happy!

Who died for me to find this hat from the thrift store?

Wet

Yes I do sports

Sitting at DFW, listening to Ethel Cain say ‘masturbator’ every 30 seconds over various brown noise sounds.

How your email finds me. (Also when someone calls me)

Seeing red after finding out we have a slab leak and the quote to fix it is insane.

I’ve been sick for over a week, pls send help

Some porn bot using the same photos has tried to follow me 4 times in a row now. I block each time, and an hour later they come back with a different account.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Is it time to invest in a tripod?

Me: 2024 is going to be my year! Reality: ➡️🕳️ #2024recap #TombRaider #LaraCroft #SubtleForeshadowing

I need someone to teach me the sacred secrets of woodworking.

How it feels to listen to MCR while living in Texas

Flexing until all the blood rushes out of my head (which doesn’t take long)

I love and crave Thai red curry

Always sleepy

I’m that old hag from the cursed videotape who brushes her hair