proper villainous 🎨: @saltedsio.bsky.social

I'm a professional.

I may not have a real family but the man that runs my favorite Chinese place made my food extra small cuz he noticed I had fresh lip piercings and wanted to „make it easier for me to eat“ and that’s basically the same thing

Spider..

I wish i could go through my Tumblr on stream the way people do with tiktok and stuff but the risk of accidentally showing some twink getting their back blown out by a nearly 7ft tall woman with a strapon is far too high

I got told I „kiss like a dyke“ and I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult help

Had a fan I’ve hung out with a couple times and built a friendly rapport with show up at my house unannounced, ask me to date, start threatening to kill themself, and then tell me about their lubeless masturbation habits to try and convince me to let them stay Having a real weird time

I have been attacked by some sort of strange banana creature

He has no thoughts

Its good to try new things in life Eat weird food Go skydiving Take an eleven hour flight and drive across Europe to let a German trans girl force you to swallow whatever unknown fluid she just spit into your mouth when you thought she was just gonna kiss you Learn to paint

I am not built for casual hookups I can and will catch feelings

Performing surgery lmao I’ve never done anything this extensive before. It’s definitely gonna leave scars and i have no idea if its gonna live or not but we’re here

😿

@violetteocelot.bsky.social Giving one of her followers special “communion”.

I've been rewatching the yu-gi-oh anime and yall cannot convince me that Yugi isn't a trans guy there's way too much coding

These are my sleepy idiot children. They are strong and kind boys but very dumb

Ref sheet commission for one @violetteocelot.bsky.social ^^ #furry #furryart

Night Creatures in Castlevania vs Nocturne. All I'm saying is they hired a monster fucker at some point between these two shows

Y’all ever sit depressed in the bottom of the shower with the water off for so long that you don’t need to use your towel when you get out cuz you’re already dry

this is a base need for survival

Cannot believe this idiot just lives in my house. Doesn’t even help pay bills

what in the absolute fuck are those

I would let Judge Judy wreck my shit

Me trying to fit in with all the dommy shark ladies

Should I tho ?

If you’re a gay male furry who comments things like “ew, who wants to see that” whenever someone posts femme content in a lewd chat I just want you to know that you can go fuck yourself. Some of y’all furs treat girls the way homophobic straight dudes treat you and you should be ashamed.

I know i'm late to the party but I have discovered unquenchable thirst >///>

are we sure about that throne?

Loving the American healthcare systems safety net of calling all my other trans friends to see if anyone has a stockpile of hrt to get me through till I can get my own prescriptions back. Very well thought out and normal way to handle gaps in coverage.

The data speaks for itself

“Hey protagonist, I know we just met but a rock glowed at you so here take my space ship, my robot, and here’s access to the Illuminati. You wanna go by my house and fuck my wife? She’s yours too. Just make sure you take your new kids to soccer. Mortgage payment is due on the 7th.”-Any Starfield NPC

The entirety of a month long trip across europe and my biggest takeaways are 1: I am apparently short 2: Strong women like to lift me up for some reason 3: I am not as dommy as I thought

I’m in England for the first time and y’all they actually talk like that it’s not a joke

People whining about the starfield menu are weird as hell. It’s pretty, clean, all it’s options are clearly presented and easy to find, and isn’t shoving multiple purchases and cluttered stores down your throat. CoD for comparison. This is not “indicative of rush or lack of care” this is just nice.

They will also FUCK YOU UP if you try Nazi shit in their space

Why are there so many goth girls in Poland I need to move here