sequelitis Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.

Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.

They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.

... Freddy's. I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.

Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.

... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed... ... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.

... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.

Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.

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I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...

... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.

You know what happens when the power goes out.

Power outage.

"I... AM STEVE." Steve has lit the portal into Bluesky!

" ... From one blue-animal place to another. Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "

No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car. (He settles into the chair.) Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?

I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.

... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.

It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.

Vampire family issues. I think half the reason I started watching it is because the vampire guy has blue skin and it was visually distinct.

... shoot, I dunno. Maybe 8? I never tune in when it starts, it's always a late night "I might fall asleep any second" thing.

... I just kinda don't do animals much, I guess? And it's hard to keep track. There's a lot of types.

Wish I knew dog types. I've got no idea which they are.

I'm gonna be honest, the dogs are carrying the show on their backs.

Oh, the dog one. There we go. (It's some kind of pop music station. With footage of dogs in a living room over it, for aesthetic.)

Don't see why not. Unlike this old thing, I probably don't need to mess with the electronics on a... chair. (He looks over at the standard chair in the hospital room.) Get it, because it... has no power wires?

... Let's leave it at 'less than the best memories', maybe? I'm just about good enough to, like... help neighbors with their broken stuff. Fixing big things, making big things... not for me. More importantly... hey. Picture's clear now.

I'd unplug it, but then we wouldn't know whether what I'm doing is working. Gotta just trust my guts, and... (He fiddles with a couple wires... and the picture on the front clears up. He mutters under his breath. Barely audible...) ... just like dad taught me.

(... Despite concerns to the contrary, the panel swings open. He managed to pop out three of the screws.) I'd worry more about the wiring. Don't wanna electrocute myself...

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(He's trying to work the screws off the back of the television with his fingernail.) I'm gonna guess you don't have a screwdriver handy... or that you grew up poor enough to tinker with this kind of junk.

That's what people do, yeah. And yet, behold - unforeseen character depth. (He rotates the television to get at the back of it...) I'm gonna check the wiring in this thing. Not that I'm a tech guy... but bear with me, one sec.

Either they didn't put any good channels on this or they left it directly under a leaky air conditioning unit. This thing's all static... ... might have to jolt some life back into this thing.

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See?? All around, impossibilities... ... almost as impossible as getting a good channel on this old thing. (He's been fiddling with the remote this whole time.)

They don't have lungs, though.

I dunno. I always counted that as different somehow. Spirituality versus hocus pocus.

... So magic exists, then. Terrific...

Right - how'd they even get a car??

I wonder who this skeleton came from... (He shudders.)

I mean, how do you think the skeletons start walking around in the first place? They have to come from somewhere.

Yeah, but if magic is real, I don't want to know what kind skeletons have... what if they can steal other people's skeletons?

Great. Wonder if they're more or less dangerous than a robot... maybe frailer, but some kind of weird spiritual stuff has to be involved for them to be moving, right?