ok well Shur Up i made it anyways

who wants a dusekkar acc...

ㅤ ㅤ" what is a mother?? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( still drunk as SHIT. stumbling around. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, THIS is more or less of a physical manifestation i just keep. i was, like, an idea conceived with the lagomorphs; innocence, albeit with feral wariness. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" so like Yeah I Guess. it's a thing that Happens. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤmaybeeeee. but i'm wisteria's noncanon ghost soitdoesntreallymatteeeerrrrrr- ㅤㅤ ㅤ( slowly fading away ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤrise and shine, CarColder. Rise... and... shine... no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... let's just say your hour has come again. so wake up, Ethan wake up and smell the ashes... ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ( for a bit, she stares. her eyes dart from the unscrambled, to the scrambled. a war goes on in her eastern lesbian head... ) ㅤ

need to parody forsaken I NEE

ㅤ ㅤ" ...sure. only if you don't ask any about why i want one, either. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" i'd like one 𝑒𝑔𝑔-spresso, please. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" i'd ask for water, but i'm not sure if i'd like it from you, Sparky. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" some coffee'd be nice though. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" ...more of a 'i dread both possible engagements, but would be more unhappy if left alone'. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" in a... mood, i guess. " ㅤ

(bang. thump. crash. there goes the nearby window. faceplant.)

ㅤ ㅤ" first you gotta unlock this thang.... " ㅤㅤ ㅤ. ㅤㅤ ㅤ" EJ! COME! WATAH❗️" ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, maybe. i'm just good at peopling. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" while i get what you're saying and appreciate it, i smell the implication from a mile away. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" it's like. Not required. you gotta be you before you can worry about others, man. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" ...i apologise, but i'd rather not say. even if >I< wanted to talk about it, it'd feel wrong to tell you who reminded me, you know? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" i really oughta break up with her, honestly. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" but then she'd feel bad, and she's gone through a lot, not to mention I Cant Even Actually Find Her?? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" oh, uh- " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( sniffling away whatever little distressed lagomorph sounds she was making. ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" i'm fine. just overheard something relatable, is all. " ㅤ

i keep remembering all my forsaken ocs and i get so MAD RAHHHH /silly i could make a survivor abilities concept for Wisteria. would be i.c. for her ngl

▌│█║ ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ▌│█║▌'ᴛɪʟ ɪ'ᴍ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴜɪꜱᴇᴅ ▌│█║▌║'ᴛɪʟ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ▌│█║▌║▌'ᴛɪʟ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁ 'ᵀⁱˡ ᴵ'ᵐ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉ

ㅤ ㅤ" ... " ㅤ ㅤ" ...haha. yeah. yeah man. " ㅤㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" mmmmmaybe. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" not too fond of undead twinks. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, first of all, it was a WHILE ago. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" secondly, i was just broke monetarily, AND in a vegan phase in the middle of a weird-ass city. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤyou feel old? try 56 mya. ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" did you know that if i'm really in an emotion, i can shapeshift? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" 'builderman'? i can't build anyone's man, much less her's! " ㅤ

Well, he doesn't have a cape, but you probably could have grabbed onto his misplaced ego. That thing trails behind him for half a mile.

ㅤ ㅤi WAS tempted to give him the ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, she sounds much nicer than my tree with a heart was. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( multi-purpose shrug ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" we could try the plains, but where would we find any good animals?? " ㅤ

is it evil that i wanna scrap pyria in favor of wisteria

ㅤ ㅤ" i mean. i'd be much less trusting of a shining tree with holes in it that's by itself in the middle of nowhere, honestly. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" or one with a heartbeat that whispers to me. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( shudders. ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" i like frolicking in the fields and eating grass " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( ☺️ ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" oh, that's terrible! because i really wasn't trying. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( cranking down one of her fingers, now leaving up only her middle. she promptedly points it at them. ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" maybe if you let loose, you'd finally have a reciprocated love life for once, or even some more people who *tolerate* you. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" oho Wow!!! One person UNO! " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( holding one finger up for emphasis ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" you know, you could maaaaybe- " ㅤㅤ ㅤ( slowly cranking up a second finger ) ㅤㅤ ㅤ" get a whole TWO and double your friends. but that's assuming you magically get more likeable. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" this is why nobody likes you. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" yo bro. come frolick in the fields. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" sure, yeah. " ㅤ ㅤ( suddenly following behind them a la rpg character ) ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ" ...why trees? " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, the first makes the most sense. " ㅤ ㅤ" and worry not, i have (as the kids say), 'sharp af teefs.' " ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ( baring teeth. wow, bunny buck teeth AND suspiciously carnivorous canines! ) ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" smoogle boogle dorp. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" well, i can only assume an amnesiac like me COULD be in the same situation, then. " ㅤㅤ ㅤ" and i think i remember the steps to making one, so we could honestly just find The Stuff. " ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ" oh, yeah, that sounds about right. i could go for one of THOSE. " ㅤ