Cleveland is Bron’s home but to correct a Real Housewives of Miami style team may be tempting.

Haven’t seen a Belgian defense that slow since Chasseurs Ardennais in 1940.

Lukaku said MOVE BITCH

Fox ads being very deceptive. Not a dope beat or rhyme to be found. Just hours of half naked sweaty men rolling on the ground trying to mount one another.

Pagar-para-jugar is killing Spanish youth development.

Make it look too easy

Never know the pressure that comes with a buddy’s Vietnam vet dad tossing you a map outside DC and saying “what’s our twenty and eta to the Amtrak?”

Stutter step!!!!!

It’s like Gordon Ramsey went to Asheville, ate a heroic dose of mushrooms, took a cooking class taught by Willow Moonbeam, and was shoved on a plane back to the UK still tripping balls.

Cantor is gonna sound like Tom Waits ordering dinner tonight.

Good lord he can’t be stopped

Won’t take that one back using technology

VAR can go to hell

That goal was a great display of eroticism

Hydrate

If you have played FIFA online this is very realistic. This is a retcon I do appreciate.

Rob Stone in the same breath “we accomplished a lot and we are out at the round of 16 again.” Stop this power of positivity bullshit, give me someone listing off the reasons we should boo these guys at their club games.

The future is bright? What the fuck are you on about? Our youth system is filled with rich kids and places to play soccer for fun barely exist in this country. We are fucked across a lot of sports very soon if shit doesn’t change.

Sorry folks but we aren’t getting any further in this sport.

Yeah we’re never winning shit

The more you show dead eyed celebrities the worse this loss looks Fox.

Ah Jesus Christ

*Insert Eric Collins*

I don’t want to promote gambling, but I stand to make a decent amount of money off of this Law tonight. If the result holds.

Karma

That goal was tough as a Charlotte FC fan.

Let’s gooooo

Work the problem people. Don’t let the problem work you. (Top 10 hair piece in film history)

Oh boy, they’re taking shots from 25 yards out. That’s really not fucking good.

The technical quality in the build up has, and the way we handled it, has me very nervous.

A bit of a frantic start and the long time power position for us just showed up.

Fox’s entire pregame programming, for all sports, is the cringiest shit I’ve seen and I’ve seen “Scott’s Tots” several times.

salvar duas vezes

Azteca has everything Red cards Penalties Bags of piss

Uh oh

Raul on that shit

Gonna be that kinda game

Connor Zilisch might be having the worst rookie season in Cup we have ever seen.

I know I’m getting old, but I have no clue who these “performing artists” are.

Fucking Terminator shit there

King

Respect to the Norway fan clutching 3 tall boys of Heiny’s.

If you’re not taking pens like this I can’t be a fan.

A lot of yall haven’t seen how much fuckery Motorsport ruling bodies have done in the last 20 years and it shows.

Is this what it’s like to be a Patriots fan?