@jakobushyena.bsky.social the birthday boy

RIP the goat :(

instead of rubbing my penis back and forth, a lot of the time I like to squeeze it through my pants to get the blood rushin

New York post opinion pieces are made with IsraelGPT

@saltydkdan.bsky.social what program do you use to make your animations + cartoons

just chatting 🐱💬🐶

im very happy i had the parents i did. not geeks, not losers, emotionally unintelligent, but normal for sure

picture of my favorite album

Spielberg deserves mad props for putting the quiet man in e.t.

LMAO

Blaze n Big!

i wish it was Christmas already

How to Be Funny Lesson #2: Make fun of stupid frickin AI art that A. LOOKS BAD B. IS NOT GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT C. is a by product of our current economic system known as “capitalism” as well as a topic i read a book on to look smarter than i actually am called “technofeudalism”

“how do i fit this image in my banner?” - normal looking picture that isn’t weird at all “nvrmnd I figured it out” - cut to profile where a different image has been used that’s something very funny, like a furry showing their feet or something of the sort general audience reaction:

next presidential election will be Bo Burnham (considered by many to be the gen z bob dylan) and Mr beast

STAND ON BIDNESS

movies on movies in November. Del toro, knives out 3, New Edgar wright, Lynne Ramsey, zootopia, bugonia still playing. December has the brutalist crew, park Chan wook, Marty supreme, avatar. Couldn’t be a better time

toon people are now doing the unthinkable, going to a theater and financially supporting the art form they supposedly love so much

it’s still insane to think that Jurassic park and Schindler’s list came out in the exact same year

I painted Yoshi with a gun

my main takeaway from the first wicked film was “I hope the sequel ties up all these loose ends! I’m on pins and needles wondering how this will end!”

There’s more integrity in loving Hazbin hotel than considering yourself a fan of Wicked

jerry Lewis calms the nerves

soon there will be an intellectual battle between furries and furry perverts of ethical ways of masturbating to fake wolf people

my 5 year plan is to move out of the state, and frankly if this mamdani shit works out I wouldn’t mind living in one of the boroughs, Brooklyn preferably

knowing that the top reviews for one battle after another on letterboxd are annoying unfunny youtubers is depressing

Pixar and Chuck Jones have a bit of overlap, mainly because they pride themselves on having tons of rules of how characters can behave and the structure of stories. I’ve always thought that shit was kind of nauseating, I love Gags for the sake of gags

people who obsess over pewdiepie and talk about how cool his life is or whatever should stop living in 2017. “I love the fact mah boi pewds took down t-series, and now gets to be a millionaire and do whatever he wants” pewdiepie glazing is reserved for the most worthless human beings on the planet

Had a dumb idea about changeable ears I wanted to get down 🎨 #robotgirl #robot #oc #ocsky #art

mad af she was only in this suit once

how to make an eddy burback video: 1. spend an hour mulling over a worthless, exhausting subject 2. Finish the video with a conclusion any dummy with a GED could come to on their own 3. Look at yourself in the mirror and masturbate because it’s the only way you can become aroused

thank you for disclosing this eddy burback

“i thought the new eddy burback video was soooooo good”

will pewdiepie using AI be the FINAL STRAW that broke the camels back???