With Mrs F in Harrods. I've broken into a cold sweat 😰

In London with Mrs F for a few nights. Place is like a furnace 🥵 Never mind, couple of pints of Guinness in the Devonshire, something to eat in Chinatown and soon back to the hotel and aircon. Hopefully they are not showing the game 😁

Well that was another loada pish. I'm off to my bed.

I absolutely fkn hate Neymar

Twice in the box there Twice didn't even get a shot away

First half summation: Defence hopeless, keep giving the ball away Midfield non existent, couldn'y tackle a fish supper Attack lightweight, getting swatted aside

Idiots

Very weak team. We're too easily swatted aside

No-one in this team can tackle

Andy Robertson doing a good impression of a Party Political Broadcast there

Has the VAR guy went to sleep in the England game? So many dodgy decisions - all in favour of England

Wtf Should be a red for Pickford

What an absolute pishy game

Ffs 27.6° in the house All windows and doors now open. Gonna be an uncomfortable night 🥵

You can shove Sweet Caroline up yer arse

I've no time for Murrell and he certainly needed to do time. But five years? Some men have served less time for rape. Where are our priorities in this country? If Murrell gets 5, rapists should get 15.

The problem with staggering the round 3 games in the World Cup is that some of the teams in the latter matches may know that a draw or a certain result will be sufficient to see them both qualify. Scotland are certainly at a disadvantage playing earlier. Remember W Germany v Austria 1982

Big Dunc shat himself when he heard the police siren there

Who's the Nigel in the black?

Can you imagine McInnes if all these decisions went against his team

1-0 Thought it would have been worse

I'll settle for a 1-0 defeat right now 🤣

Cumon Scotland Let's get the party started! 🍺🍺

When McInnes gets kitted out he'll have matching face and brogues

How long would that offside decision have taken in Scotland?

Gooooollllllllaaa

Imagine saying to the Mrs, I'm away for a hydration break. See you in a couple of hours.

How many games have y'all watched on tv? I've just managed the one....the Scotland game 🤣

Well that was a load of pish

Get McGinn off ffs

They look more likely than us

Need to start testing their goalie. Severe lack of shots on target

McGinn still should have hit it with his right foot 🤣

We need another goal.... because this is Scotland

See when the teams get a water break, do we get a beer break 🍺

Scotland's build up is like watching Celtic.... except it's slower

Haiti goalie looks like a brick shithouse

Ah feck it, I'm staying up

Forgot about this one Couldn't remember if he kicked Helmut Haller or kicked Haller in the Helmut. youtube.com/watch?v=g6H3...

If the opening ceremony of the world cup is anything like the opening ceremony of the draw, it should come with a vomit warning 🤢

A voice from #Belfast. Listen. To understand.

Car in for a service. They said I need 2 new rear shock absorbers. The car is only just over 3 years old and done 14,500 miles! Probable damage from pot holes or more likely speed bumps which are a fkn curse.

If you follow me on Twitter/X then I've been hacked and locked out of the account. I've reported it etc. Nothing that appears there at the moment is from me. Please share.

Some bounce on that ball. Like a superball on concrete

So after a worldwide search it's MON. It's the man in situ. It's the laziest appointment. It's the man who won't call out the Board.

Essential Criteria for the Celtic manager job: - must be Irish - must drink Guinness - must be able to find Dublin on a map - must be willing to carry out Board orders without question -must praise the Board at every opportunity - must buy Board recommended players - must sell best players

I don't want MON or Keane. One is a lazy appointment and the other is a dangerous one. Either way it will show a lack of ambition by the board.

Ally and Slippy will be gutted..... again

That baw's in the Danube