Holy hell, what an obituary

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

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Every time I see the #spurs manager chewing with his mouth wide open like a broken washing machine it makes me want Spurs to lose #facup #TOTAVL or #TOTAST if you must

Probably the most under appreciated player we had. He was a massive part of that Revie era, training but knowing he’d never play for years. Bremner & Giles were always gonna get picked ahead of him but he was one of the lads that won the league in 74. R.I.P. #lufc

“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?” “Bono. Ono. Eno.” “I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell, 1984

Today I learned that rock paper scissors is known in Indonesia as "earwig-man-elephant".

Let's see if this will cheer you up - Valais Blacknose sheep in the snow. They're from the Valais region of Switzerland. Known for their unique appearance, they have contrasting black patches with a shaggy white coat. Both male & female sheep of this breed grow spiral-shaped horns. #sheep #cute

Pretty cool www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum calls on the United Nations to step in to stop Trump. She says Trump broke article 2 of the charter of the United Nations.

I'm gonna watch the finals of #thedarts like the prawn sandwich glory-hunting full kit wanker I am.

I'm gonna watch the finals of #thedarts like the prawn sandwich glory-hunting full kit wanker I am.

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Just watched Guilermo del Toro's #frankenstein. My goodness it's so good. Deserves every accolade available.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Very British graffiti.

Watching When Harry Met Sally because #nye. Just noticed that one of the "sofa couples" men is played by someone called Peter Pan. That is all. Happy New Year 🎉

Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.

@endaguinan.com are you doing another best tracks countdown this year? Last year's had a few pleasant discoveries

That DCL goal yesterday really was a thing of beauty #lufc

The #NYT #connections homophone curse strikes again 😡

Thanks to @mikeachim.bsky.social for highlighting this story. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

#nowplaying #superfurryanimals including the lyric "integrated transport hub" I mean, come *on*

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Pa rupp a pum pum, everyone

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Palace are all over the place this evening. #lufc

Just put the round thing on his head and let DCL do the rest 🫡 #lufc

I see young Donald is doing the "jam tomorrow" routine again. Everything will be great... in a while... It's a big hit mate, so keep it on rotation. #trump

Lord Anthony - Belle & Sebastian Genius. #nowlistening

Of course, in an ideal world, the guy in the Salt Path movie would have been played by Peter Sellers. Salt... Sellers... please yerselves #coat

I see young Donald is doing the "jam tomorrow" routine again. Everything will be great... in a while... It's a big hit mate, so keep it on rotation. #trump

Watching Dante's Peak and it's basically Jaws. We've just had the town council meeting where they're saying that the shark, sorry, the volcano, would be terrible for local business. Can't remember a widow slapping Brosnan's face but give it time.

AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.

The Pulitzer Board is actually fighting back against one of Trump’s vexatious lawsuits, saying, ‘If you were harmed, prove it — with medical and financial records.’ Not rolling over like some of the capitulating companies we’ve seen. newrepublic.com/post/204475/...

Hey Donald, people don't have Trump Derangement Syndrome, they just don't like you. #trump #robreiner

I've joined the campaign to bring in the Proportional Representation system for the next UK general election. Make your vote count! You can sign up here: makevotesmatter.org.uk/2024-last-el...

Hey Donald, people don't have Trump Derangement Syndrome, they just don't like you. #trump #robreiner

This entire weekend

Someone please tell #MOTD that no one really cares about the Mo Salah situation apart from Liverpool fans.

Holy shit. I did not know this.

My hometown paper forgot to put words in a headline.

SO TRUE 👇👇

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

Next up, Das Kapital: The Animated Adventures #animalfarm

The opposite of "tune." Fucking Cliff #totp

Tune. He ain't heavy #totp