Timeline cleanse! Just look at this joyful, snowy duo.

TMZ doing better reporting than most of the big news orgs out there. Bravo.

Text of the video posted by Mac Randolph “Never wanted to share this video but his speech is very on point.”

Originally posted on Facebook here @monsterbeard.bsky.social www.facebook.com/reel/1705089...

Perfect combination of clips here. JD's level of hypocrisy is without equal, same goes for the entire admin.

Boom! Got 'em!

The courage of protesters and observers in Minneapolis is inspiring, humbling, deeply moving

Things are so bad right now not a day goes by I don't think of this quote from The Hunt for Red October:

Bonus timeline cleanse!! The cuteness is overpowering.

Timeline cleanse, sponsored by this new friend I met tonight. Lennon wishes you all a great weekend.

This is an excellent example of Bovino. My similar thought: it's like they cast Rick Moranis in Sean Penn's One Battle After Another role.

Microsoft's Satya Nadella: "User's need to stop being so negative about AI and get behind this awesome tech." The awesome tech:

"The deal is intended to loosen TikTok’s ties to China and address national security concerns that Beijing could use the app to surveil or manipulate its more than 200 million users in the United States." Put simply, now the US will be doing all the surveilling.

Can confirm (and it really sucks).

Eye surgery? Pfft! Nice try Macron, or should I call you... French Daredevil?

Allegedly, Apple is working on a wearable... "The device will be a pin that users can wear on their clothing, and that comes equipped with two cameras and three microphones, the report says." A pin? Really, Apple? Ahem...

Paging Jake Tapper. Where's the follow-up, Trump edition to your Biden's on the decline book?

Ha! 10/10 Marvel reference, and accurate given the topic.

Everyone, please celebrate Whisker Wednesday with Lola. You know you need this.

I'm humbly requesting all reporters writing about Alex Karp to strike his actual comments and simply use this instead:

Everyone remember this one from his last term's daily schedule: "President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings."

This is reaching League of Evil levels of stupid.

Steven Meiner is stunningly weak if he's sending out cops because someone wrote a very mild criticism of him (with clown emojis *gasp*). What a loser.

My profile picture feels seen.

Damn, this is funny.

I never would have guessed Ben Affleck to be so well-versed on AI but now that I know... neeerd!

I prefer the original version of Pluribus, Edgar Wright's The World's End.

Miller's world few is basically just the rules for the board game Risk.

@mapcenter.com My daughter and I have been watching The West Wing and today we got to this episode. As such, I had to show her your old post which made her laugh. The sign is so funny for those who know.

Where all my "theatres are doomed" folks at?

"According to the suit, purchasers of the bonds then suffered "significant losses and damages" after media reported on a later $38 billion debt offer in October 2025, which then sent the price of the bonds lower." Ha! Get rekt, Ellison.

This never stops @jcsalterego.bsky.social from acting like he owns the place.

hell yes the followup:

News networks spend so much time covering politics they miss stuff like this constantly. Good for Chris to call it out but this practice has been going on for years. McDonald's is so good at it now they know when people get paid and bump the prices a few cents on that day.

Timeline cleanse of this glorious chicken which looks like a page from colouring book. Where are my crayons!?

Further to my last post/point...

I won't condone physical assault but verbal assault, on ICE dorks... fantastic.

I came across this interview with Kevin Rose about the revival of his old site (which came out of a closed beta yesterday). His views on the state of social media and what the new Digg can be are worth a watch.

At this point X's Grok, or any LLM really, would be a better news editor than Weiss.

This is a very hard truth to wrap your head around but also what needs to happen to resist spreading fascism.

This is an amazing project and I have my fingers crossed it doesn't get shut down.

I don't use this talking point a lot but simply because the contrast is so extreme, here I go... Imagine if Obama had done this.

Countdown until the Fox News hit piece...

One of the most inspired casting decisions happened when Werner Herzog made a cameo on Parks and Rec. Pure cinema.

Always take the opportunity to share a 10/10 movie analogy re: current events.

Yes, you should.

I am once again asking Marvel to make Blade 4 with Wesley Snipes. Come on Feige, this is a no-brainer at this point.

So are lawmakers going to do anything about the richest man on the planet running a CSAM factory

Apple and Google have previously removed apps providing nudify services from their app stores. So why havent they taken action against X and Grok? @carolinehaskins.bsky.social reports

Timeline cleanse! Just look at those eyes! Admit it, your day has been improved.