Col. Boozy Badger 1 day ago
Assassins dispatch Muskβs security and enter his bedroom. Elon awakens and, with cat like reflexes, knocks over the tower of half-empty Diet Coke cans on his nightstand, pulls the trench knife from the wall, and rushes his assailants. He slips and stabs himself directly in the testicles.
add a skeleton here at some point