Being an ally is not performative. It just is

I mean, have you seen the users here?

Isn’t this just the plot from Atlas Shrugged?

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

I’m not NOT entertained

We got a Cheeto in the White House when we need a Taki

I mean, given what we’ve seen from them, is this a bad thing?

The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon

Weird way for ChatGPT to announce their funeral agents

Was there a carbon monoxide leak in Congress that I missed?

This country really needs an enema

Drafts are the lube for the skeets

Today is the day Donald Trump became president

I don’t think these tyrants understand what actual patriotism is and that us citizens and immigrants fully understand the concept

Is it productive to put a couch together just to lay on?

But why?

The Dog Day Afternoons Are Over

William Friedkin (The Exorcist) also directed Blue Chips.

So Reddit ended up as the only good social media. That’s wild on so many levels

Two things can be true. It sucks that Charlie Kirk was killed. Also, Charlie Kirk fucking sucked

I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.

Everything is awesome! Real cool shit going on right now!

Most cat men are lifelong bachelors who had a very good relationship with their roommate after all these years

What if it happened tonight?

The internet would be amazing if we didn’t allow comments at all

Harry Potter killed lit criticism, Marvel killed film criticism, Poptimism killed music criticism and Twitter killed media criticism. Change my mind

Can we just admit that all criticism deserved a swift death as soon as “Poptimism” entered the lexicon?

Beck is more consistent than Radiohead

This MF’r said it he

It’s night of the long knives at my place* *breaking down a side of beef

Fine. I ordered a sandwich. Viral marketing works

I still laugh every time I remember that “Something In The Way” by Nirvana was actually used in The Batman unironically

Any food I have to open like cat food I just don’t eat

Why are we paying people obscene amounts of money to write about dinner times in the newspaper?

So in several years, if not sooner, those that didn’t engage with AI slop will be at an advantage, huh?

Why are we just now getting to the Epstein files? It’s been common knowledge that Trump fucks kids for years

The only AI hallucinations I want in my life are from Acid Ingestion

TikTok is just TikTokers selling things to other TikTokers?

Twitter is a town square like Hamsterdam was a town square

You know those “heightened realities” that we see in movies? Well…

He tweeted. This isn’t a war. Come on

It’s just all so cartoonish

Fact check: TRUE

I want to see Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol in a remake of Locke

Went for a walk in the rain earlier. It was so nice

We have almost 4 more years of this

Bill and Ted are hosting the Tonys. So there is that

Imagine if Rotten.dotcom had a comments section