I made this joke first, it's mine, anyone doing this joke who isn't me is a hack.

Sudden manifestation of an angry voice: 'What u mean you're out of #4 1-1/2" screws!?!?!?'

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

I'm awestruck by her take on one of the cheesiest hits of the 70s

Not sure if my "favourite" but I love Švankmajer's, apparently, only MV

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...

"What my child being run over by our car taught me about Business" - LinkedIn

𝘉𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭...

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

OPEN THE SCHOOLS!

Post a banger that isn't in English

Macarthur Park. Love every detail from the many versions of it.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

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