What I’m wearing to the Mets Gala.

TFW you see Breaking News but not THAT Breaking News.

Then allons-y!

Only a fool (Michael Shure) would go on national television and, when asked how Pl*tner can get past the tattoo issue, actually say that he’s already past it. But maybe I’m just in a BlueSky bubble.

Name your fav black and white film

Okay, poltergeists, you know what to do.

• Cambot • Gypsy • Tom Servo • Croooooooooooooooow

Spirit Airlines is dead and the Mets are alive (at least a little bit)? And they say nothing good happens at night.

Mets fans, Mets players, Mets management

“PLATNER?”

Goodnight, and may we all have a pleasant tomorrow. (Not you, Platner.)

Maine is walking straight into trouble with this one. What has this party become?

SUCK ON THAT, [mutually blocked]!

@jmargotcritch.bsky.social MJF, powerful enough to get two listings.

It took A.I. to look at the vitriol against Clippy and say, “hold my beer”.

Your Majesty, welcome back to New York City. The offer still stands. Heck, you can just take us. Well, Staten Island might be a bit difficult, but we don’t need them.

That Foot-in-Asses Show

Your Majesty, welcome back to the US. Please annex us. We need a sane ruler.

It’s a very strange reimagining of the Paul Sand 1974 sitcom, but good for them.

Why is the only picture of the assailant with his shirt off and tackled on the ground? Unless someone proves otherwise, I’m going to imagine he wrote SOY BOMB on his chest and let it go at that.

It’s not even 9:30 in the morning, and already I don’t care. Take it, Kevin.

@starclusterr.bsky.social Fly the W, I implore thee.

This Ain’t Captain Planet and the Planeteers* XXX *for the purposes of this joke, all Planeteers are above 18

#RIP Dave Mason. Eternal classic.

“We have Ricky Schroder at home.”

I didn’t know Binky had a Cybertruck. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY MUSK!”

@jmargotcritch.bsky.social What are your thoughts on RJ City? I recently saw a video he did with Fred Penner and my inner child felt reminiscent joy.

Saving this one for later.

These #Mets losses go to 11.

Current mood: coping with another Mets loss

Since this is Record Store Day, the Mets decided to do Pearl Jam’s “Ten” in tribute to the string of losses.

I would like a Mets win for my birthday. They can also fire Stearns and/or Mendoza; I would accept that too.

Yes, it’s definitely time to block Zeteo.

I want to apologize to Pope Leo XIV because whenever he quotes “Blessed are the peacemakers,” I automatically say “Cheesemakers.” Though there is a pretty good chance His Holiness has seen “Life of Brian” and would thus understand.

Previously on BlueSky,

A CON in SantaCon? Imagine that.

No one brags quite like a Dodger. Too bad the fans left two innings ago.

Glad that the MLB recognizes how much I hate Mary Hart so they placed a graphic over her slowly melting face. Side note: PLEASE DO SOMETHING METS

Cable will never die as long as people want to watch something that’s just “on” and not have to scroll around for something to stream on demand.

“Strange sheep lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”

“Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies.”

Here's what I could put together

TACO over Pride flag!

@televisionaryzw.bsky.social A nice anniversary this past Friday.

I need Jeff McNeil’s Mets welcome back video tonight to be full of curse words and broken bats. It would be dishonorable otherwise.

Damn Planned Obsolescence.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. On “The Price is Right”, the Showcase Showdown is the WHEEL. The Showcases are at the end, and I judge those who do not know the difference.