Great, it’s a line of hats.

Triples: The Snack for Threesomes!

I spotted a guy in a Man Show t-shirt in the stands at the Mets/fish game today. I choose to believe he’s repping Jimmy Kimmel. You go, dude.

ROY’S SICKOS

“Coulda had a V-eighth!”

We could’ve had this, but noooooo. Now we have people bitching at Madame VP’s book talk and the man who would have made an epic VP holding it down in Minnesota.

His first “Head of the Class” episode broke me. Billy’s whole claim about Mr. Moore’s letter being about how good the students are BEING A LIE was a bold move, but also a marked slap in the face to Howard.

“I never liked the Gizmoplex.”

I don’t think I’m spoiling anything, but I really enjoyed seeing the not-so-subtle reworking of the Kenny (plan b)-plot from “Cartman Joins NAMBLA” (a particular favorite) on tonight’s new “South Park”. It’s a very deep pull, but Matt and Trey did well.

Guess I’ll see how the game is going—

Congratulations, ESPN. You don’t get to kiss Ohtani’s ass tonight, but you do get to see the Mets meltdown again.

Share your favorite black and white movie (it doesn’t have to be just one).

“If you french fry when you should’ve pizza’d, you’re gonna have a bad time, cat!”

If you follow me, I imagine you also see the clear relation between Kimmel and Jack Paar’s return (“As I was saying before I was interrupted”). I’m glad we as a country are now mature enough in some ways that no one castigates Kimmel’s emotions, where Paar was criticized by contemporaries for it.

WORLD ENDED YESTERDAY. Yes, it's official. If it is in the British papers, it MUST have happened. Don't doubt the evidence.

🎶He’s so vain🎶

@adamsessler.bsky.social Happy New Year! Do you feel rejuvenated after Portola?

Trump blathering on at the UN with the red beacon on the podium flashing like a bad comic being given the light and ignoring it.

WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS, BUT NOOOOOOO. L’shana Tovah to your family too, Governor.

It’s delightful to see WPVI in Philadelphia still using the vintage “Move Closer to Your World” music package for their news broadcasts, and especially the vocal version at the end of the show.

“Excuse me, can you guide me to the giant lowercase ‘s’ and ‘u’? This is for a big alphabet art exhibit.”

Rada Se Rada Do

BUT YEAH, BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME. #GTFOHWTS

Tired: Alf’s Hog Wired: Garfield’s Hog

Having Steve Harvey’s Feud as tonight’s substitute for Kimmel is a slap in the face.

Bo, Lanolin, and a couple of hoes.

Okay, that’s not who I meant, and we all know it.

Duran Duran get inspired.

Okay, but—why did the mouse have to have *tit*?

@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social This isn’t a leading question, I’m genuinely curious. What is your opinion of what Blake Treinen added to his cap last night?

Tonight the @mets.com had their flags at half-staff held a moment of silence. It was for former coach Davey Johnson. Decency.

To the asshole in the car that slowed down and then ran through TWO red lights, you’re not a bicycle. That’s actually illegal.

Seth Meyers addresses the Charlie Kirk killing and rising political violence www.youtube.com/watch?v=dael...

“Whatcha doooooing?”

“You start 4-0 in the first inning and end up losing 6-4? How much more Mets can you be?”

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

Wheel! Of! Self-Care!

What? No, no particular reason.

Flight of the Navigator

I was a senior in high school. Two girls who were BFFs were arguing, and they never argued…The teacher refused to let me configure the class TV for cable, so I watched downstairs (it really broke the Internet)…Then at 9:59 I opened the door to the computer lab and that’s how I saw that tower fall.

NO SPRINGS

Jefferson ain’t got shit on Rhodes.

There’s going to be a mini “Gilmore Girls” reunion at the Emmys, which is good news if you like unbearably awful shit. Gilmore Girls: celebrating 25 years of “Waah, I’m a rich girl with problems!”

Slightly diminish a book: The Sheltering Guy

💨

“Phnorket.”

He seems to be very religious so, Jesus, if you’re listening…

I just saw someone Shazam The Hollies’ “Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress”. Learn something!

F IS FOR FAKE