So...at work today we decided to act like we couldn't stand each other (since the owner was in-house). Owner: Is this kind of anger prevalent every day? Me: Only on the days we aren't all against Jude. You know we hate Jude, right? He's still not sure if I'm serious or not (I'm not)

My boss is out this week after having surgery so the owner of the company is coming in to see how our day to day operations flow. So I'm in early today... to hide the bodies.

@rstevies.bsky.social Here is another one of my favs. Kinda T. Swift-esque, with an edge. youtu.be/Iyl3q6OZFjo?...

Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level. I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.

The trees of The Mansion

Speak the truth, shame the devil

Finishing up laundry and wound up with 3 socks without their mate. Not an uncommon occurrence, you say. Here's the thing. I don't remember wearing these particular socks anytime recently.

Listen. I don't care how well behaved your kids are. If you leave a messy table behind at a restaurant, I'm gonna assume you're a bad parent. Period.

I dunno...just thought this was a cozy pic looking out my bedroom door. And to all a good night.

Friday night Snow is falling Curled up on the couch eating Chinese take out and watching "Elf" Alone Being single sucks sometimes

A guy at work got "let go" due to a series of unfortunate events. My boss keeps saying "so-and-so" is no longer with us. He's not dead, Travis. He got fired. You can just say it.

2 years ago, I attended a holiday party for a treatment center, a few days before being admitted. I was broken, scared and unsure of what my future held. Tonight, I attended the same party as a sober man, a member of the staff, and was voted in as secretary of our Alumni association. Grateful!

Oh dear. Just tried to put on my cute skinny jeans for a Christmas party this evening and...YIKES! Guess I found my New Year's resolution.

Only I would get as excited as a kid on Christmas morning to find this! $15 on Marketplace! Squeeee!!!

Watching Relias videos for work. If ya know, ya know. "You walk into a room and find Conrad on the floor and unconscious. What do you do?" Walk away. I never liked Conrad.

So...we finally got to unlock the "super secretive & scary basement room full of old pictures and equipment" and, honestly... Really? This is it? What a total let down!

Shain and I are wrapping presents. He says "It's been so long since I've done this, they're gonna look like crap." The lil bastard's look better than mine! I hate him.

You can keep your Mariah Carey. This is all I want for Christmas! music.youtube.com/watch?v=thqw...

Topic of the day at work: Fifi's If you know, you know We are a sick lot

12:20am and the dining room tree is done. Tomorrow, fireplace mantles. Maybe.

Love this picture of my great nephew, Riggs, and Santa! (Yes, I said great nephew!)

I've got to stop. 1 tree done, 2 more to go. Grand staircase done-ish. Foyer table done. Dining room is questionable. And the sun room looks like Santa Claus threw up in there. But hey...tis the season.

Started decorating for the holidays today and, I tell ya what, I'm really into the big balls this year!

Time to deconstruct some thrift store finds!

So... here ya go. A teaser for the jukebox musical I'm working on.

So, just for shits and giggles, I tried this "psychic" app that reveals your soulmate. Even sends you a sketch! Total nonsense! Completely bogus! Who would ever believe this crap! (But if it works...his initials are J.L., he's a Leo and if you see him, please apprehend and deliver to me! Thx!)

Watching Hot Tub Time Machine, and I gotta tell ya, I'm kinda getting a tingly feeling watching these two!

This is so me

Never, ever, EVER!!!, use the R word within my earshot. You will not be happy with the outcome.

Happy Holidays, everybody!

Totally forgot I had this beanie!!!

Oh no. I see flurries.

Thank God he's not here on the Sky or he'd kill me for posting this, but... I just had to explain to Shain that "giving head" was NOT a blanket term for oral sex, either male or female. It's VERY specific. I.AM.DYING!!!🤣🤣🤣

So... happy Thanksgiving everyone. Now I need advice! There's this guy I've hooked up with a couple of times. Just wham bam thank you ma'am. Nothing else. Well, today I've had this weird urge to just text him Happy Thanksgiving. Just cause. Is this some holiday loneliness thing going on???

So... I made a promise to one of my mentees that I would start going to the gym with him once a week. But there was one stipulation: He wouldn't judge me if I slipped away to the sauna every once in a while. "Why would you want to go to the sauna?" Oh, you dear sweet naive child! 😉

Why, yes, I AM ironing burlap to decorate the Thanksgiving dinner tables. I mean, who isn't?

Ah, the deep philosophical discussions we have at work. Today's debate: Is there a difference between the "mood" of a room and the "vibe" of a room?

Just saw one of those stupid FB reels on a "secret life hack that all your friends and family are going to be completely amazed about" and "that will change your whole decorating style". It was a freaking command strip. Seriously?

Welp, it's that time of year again. When I have to peel off multiple layers just to pee. And I pee a lot. It's very time consuming.

Housemate is cooking a turkey. A whole turkey. Tonight. Right now. "Why?" I asked. "Because I wanted some turkey." You couldn't wait two days???

New guy at work asked me if our boss was gay. " Technically no, but his man crush is Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall, so he's definitely on the spectrum."

An important and kind reminder Fred! Thank you!

My sponsor presented me with my 2 year chip. Could I get any gayer? Love it! 🌈 #sober #recovery

It's Brittany, bitch! She's back from maternity leave and I couldn't be happier! Except for the fact I don't think she's talked to anyone the entire time she's been out! NONSTOP!

Shain: If you drink more water it might help with your digestion. Me: If you shut your pie hole it might lengthen your life span.

Feeling bloated, stopped up, and overall miserable. Took some Miralax. Now, my housemates are just sitting here staring at me waiting for the inevitable blowout. Awkward.

I may have pissed off a friend of mine. He's the GM of a rather high end restaurant, and they decorated for the holidays. He asked me what I thought. I simply told him I hoped no self respecting gay man was involved in that travesty. Too harsh?

I've lived in both small rural towns and metropolitan areas of the South, and now I reside in Omaha, and I can always spot country folk when they come to the "big city". So quaint.

My boss today: Hey Siri, what is...? Hey Siri, who is...? Hey Siri,...? *me grabbing his phone* Hey Siri, who the f*ck cares?!?!? Her reply: I don't know how to answer that.