I swear to God! If I see another silo...

Shain: I just farted and it smells like the 5 Guys I had last night Me: God, I'm jealous

I once thought I was straight. turns out I was just hungry

Road trip out to Central Nebraska, and I tell you what... Don't. Just don't.

My boss just texted me trying to get me to come in on my day off Thank God for the "mark unread" button Sorry. Not sorry.

Happy Joe Cain Day!!! ITKYK #mardigras #mobileal

Reason #74 why you should be friendly with your neighbors: Me: Hey, can I come over and use your shower? Neighbor: Sure. See you in a bit. No questions asked.

Water heater went out last night so I woke up to find a freezing cold shower. Shain's "brilliant" solution? "Go use another bathroom." #mansionlife

OK...maybe another long post. So, I have been in Omaha for 5 years. And I am stuck in a "straight" bubble. This is a difficult town to meet people in the queer community. Especially being sober. The majority of my social interaction with other gay folks had always been in the gay bar/club scene.

So...my date the other night was...eh. Very sweet guy, nice looking but...eh. I need someone a little rougher around the edges, someone who can match my energy and go beyond. What I need is an alpha male (note that is alpha with a lowercase "a".) Don't think I can handle a Capital A! (Or could I?)

Will always share the greatest news show ever made.

One of my new guys dresses up everyday. Sport coat, tie, the whole deal! So, I was confused when his boss came up to me and asked me to have a talk with him about his work attire. Me: What's wrong? "He's a dishwasher." Me: You mean he... "Yep, he wears a suit every day!" Me: Hell yeah he does!

Bitch can be a very fine dog! 🤣

So...what they're saying is...

So...this may be a lengthy thread but bear with me. I need to get it out. Thursday, Feb 12, will be my 11th wedding anniversary. In theory. We have been divorced for 8 years. That's right. Only married for 2. But together for a total of 20 years.

"...at the a Grammys the other night I saw a guy get up and talk about Jesus, and then I saw Bad Bunny get up there and talk like Jesus." -Charley Crockett

Peer evals tonight I swear to God, if I hear one more guy say "at the end of the day", I'm gonna throw something! Can we just stop with that, already?

I'm so weird when it comes to food. Just sitting here and suddenly craving kimchi. Off to the Asian market!

The sounds of people working in their yards is usually a harbinger of Spring and for that I am ecstatic! But the chainsaws from my neighbors having a tree cut down is working my last gay nerve!!!

Umm, so...who won?

Let's see where this goes. Name your top 5 "un" songs: Unintended-Muse Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette Unfaithful -Rhianna The Unforgiven -Metallica Unconditionally -Katy Perry

So...my cousin just posted this BS ad for the Turning Point halftime show. Is it just me or do some of these "performers" look a lot like real performers, just airbrushed/edited/AI'd? I see Wille Nelson, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, etc. Just me smelling the BS?

Valentine's Fundraising Event for our treatment center (men) tonight, along with our "sister" treatment center (women). Snarky counselor from the women's center: Make sure your guys don't mess with my ladies! Me: Don't worry. We teach our guys to avoid bad decisions. Too catty?

Celebrating my housemate and mentee, Shain, tonight as he has reached a milestone. 2 years sober! I'm so proud of him and all he has accomplished.

Discussing catering options for an upcoming event at work: Me: I say a Greek salad Travis: Nope. It has artichoke hearts. They're mushy and taste like a man's butthole (Silence) Me: I'm curious now as to how you know this. And why you are so repulsed (More silence) Me: Where did he touch you?

Going in late to work today. Boss texted me: Aren't you proud of me? Haven't called or texted you for anything! I'm a good boss! Texted him back: I'm getting railed by the hot next door neighbor right now. Will talk to you when I get there. Can't wait for the awkward moment when I walk in.

Dear Walmart, Could you please explain to me why you installed 20 self checkouts for our "convenience" yet find it reasonable to have only 3 open at a time? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

www.facebook.com/share/r/14TM... Loved me some International Male back in the day!

@md-goose.bsky.social watching Jurassic World Rebirth (not that great of a movie) but this guy keeps reminding me of you!

So...this whole thing with the "redaction" of pictures of the victims because there were nudes. If I was one of the victims I would be like "Show the damn pictures! I don't care! If it helps send these fuckers to jail, SHOW EM!" Yet they want to act like they are "protecting" the victims.

Going to get prizes for an upcoming raffle for our alumni association. New Guy: I asked ChatGPT for a comprehensive list of top raffle prizes Me: You are either an intelligent guy, a loner with no social skills, or a closeted homosexual and I'm not moving an inch till I find out which one it is

So... should I try to save a marriage before it even begins? One of my mentees is getting married and he told his groomsmen to just go buy whatever suit they wanted to wear. I asked him if he cleared this with his fiancee and he says " Nah. She's cool. Besides, it's my wedding too!"

Thanks to my YouTube Music random music feature I have come to realize Chloe Agnew released pop songs. And I'm really not sure how I feel about that right now.

The Beauty

Just finished watching the first episodes of FX's The Beauty. While not my favorite Ryan Murphy work (so far) I have found a new appreciation for Evan Peters. Just something about him.

So...when someone is really screwing something up, we say they are "failing miserably". Wouldn't it be more correct to say "failing greatly"?

I reinstalled Tik Tok about a week ago to watch a video a friend had sent me. Scrolled for a few minutes, then realized I kept seeing the same posts over and over. Not something that ever happened on the old Tik Tok. So I deleted again. Glad I did.

So...one of my guys let me down and I'm really disappointed in him. And I REALLY want to be a vindictive, catty, passive aggressive asshole about it. And I don't know what makes me sadder... that he did this to me, or that I'm letting it affect me this way.

Internet Tip of the Day: If you are on an internet dating site and an obvious bot asks what you do for a living, tell them you're an investigator for internet fraud. Works every time.

Are you freaking kidding me??? Been looking all over the house for a pair of nail clippers I bought weeks ago. Finally broke down and bought another pair. Walk into my bedroom and open a drawer. There they are. It's the ghost. 👻

music.youtube.com/watch?v=ivJS... We've reached it, guys

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThUakh2T/ TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH!!!

The Art of the Spin Karoline: "Let's see. We can't say he used his car as a weapon cause he wasn't in a car. Or was he? Um, they were street thugs dressed up as ICE and shot one of their own trying to incite violence. Could work. Oh, HE had the gun and shot himself accidentally...3 times! Perfect!"

Topic of the day at work: Comfort food, specifically casseroles I mentioned tater tot casserole Co-worker said he had never had it I replied "I'm sorry your mother hated you" Now I want tater tot casserole

I think I'm going to splurge and subscribe to Apple TV. Seems like there a lot of good shows on there. Already have the Netflix, Prime, Disney/Hulu conglomerate and I can never find crap to watch. Ok, I CAN find crap! That is why I want to switch over.

"But churches are sacred! You can't just go in there and disrupt a service!" in January 2025, the Trump administration officially rescinded policies that had previously designated churches as "sensitive locations" off-limits to routine immigration enforcement. What's good for the goose....

music.youtube.com/watch?v=2nT-... It's a Xanadu kinda gay dance day!

So... I'm deleting a lot of people and pages I have been following. Feel like when I started on the Sky, it was all about me getting numbers, but I want to get back to the core of what this is - building a community and connections with like minded people...and having fun! So, here we go!