You know what really chaps my hide? People at a soda fountain (or any drink dispensary) who fill up their cup, drink half of it, then fill it up again! Are you really that parched, Brenda?

An edition of "WTH?" in local news... Nebraska State legislature is set to pass a bill which makes animal cruelty a felony. WTH? You mean it already wasn't??? & Nebraska National Guard is being deployed to Africa WTH? Isn't the National Guard supposed to guard, you know, the nation? On US soil?

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.

For a joint birthday outing, we are at an axe throwing venue. Axe throwing. I'm throwing axes. At a wall. God help me.

My Friday... Jude, do something productive Jude: You shut your mouth You super glue yours Jude: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my boss Technically, I am Jude: Then I quit Ok Jude: But on Monday. It'll be more dramatic Ok (Jude quits 3 times a day)

How we get into work discussions like this is beyond me... Travis: Would you rather have a small penis and be erect all the time, or a huge penis with ED? Discuss.

So...as I am now 54(ugh), I have made myself a promise. I am going to shed all self- imposed parameters and open myself to dating any and all available men. And, if by this time next year, I have not found "the one", I am taking myself out of the game and getting a cat.

His name is Jordan Firstman He plays Malcolm on "English Teacher" I am in love with him That is all

Birthday cake from my work fam! Boss asked the lady to make a cake and "make it gay"! She said "Sir, this is Hyvee. We don't do vulgar cakes." He said "My God, woman! I just want freaking rainbows. Not a penis!"

You know me Always a year or two behind. But... "English Teacher" on Hulu. Highly recommend.

After some "incidents", I had a few words for my guys as I started my shift tonight: Me: No smoking, no drinking, no popping, no snorting, no shooting up..." C: Can we at least breathe? Me: Don't push it. Oh, and no boofing! Thought I'd forget about that one, huh? Not on my watch!

In the gym locker room and this gorgeous AND shirtless Adonis, all glistening with sweat, comes up to me and asks me where he needs to leave his towel "On my bedroom floor" nearly came out of my mouth

I think I've said it before but I'll say it again... A guy with bleach blond hair and dark brows/stache/beard makes me melt Every time!

Do you know how hard it is to find an Easter Bunny costume last minute on Easter weekend? You don't? Well, I do! 🤬🐰

In the South, we have a belief that bad things happen in 3's. Please, please, please let her be next!!!

Geez! My guys are determined to test me this week! One of them just had a seizure on me. Thankfully, he is ok, and I've dealt with this before, but still it's not a fun experience. #recovery

You know what chaps my hide? People walking out the door of a store and stopping to adjust...whatever! Their purse, wallet, phone situation, recent purchase, etc. Can you not wait until you get into the vast expanse which is the parking lot to do that? Must you do it RIGHT HERE???

So...the newest skyscraper in downtown is almost completed (this pic is an artist's rendering) and is now being referred to as "Omadong". I can't unsee it! 😂

GOD DAMN IT!!! One of my guys went out and relapsed! And is now on the run from his PO, with his "girlfriend" who he reportedly beat the shit out of last night! First of all... girl, you are as dumb as he is And second of all... Sunshine, call me, man This sucks 😞

Going from a 4 story mansion to a split level ranch style is going to take some getting used to

Moving sucks! That is all.

Spending my last night at the Mansion. Tomorrow begins a new chapter as I become manager of one of our 3/4 houses;with 8 guys under my direct care. Mixed emotions right now but excitement is at the top of the list. Wish me luck! #recovery

Played this for my guys tonight. Maybe it'll sink in for some of them... #recovery #sober music.youtube.com/watch?v=A9LK...

Sometimes it tears at my heart working with other alcoholics/addicts Wanting to scream at them to wake the fuck up and get their shit together And knowing it's falling on deaf ears, like it fell on mine for years Only when they're truly wanting to change will they hear...and I'll be there

Got my package in today! Let the magic begin! Thanks @witchywolf58.bsky.social @brujowolf25.bsky.social #shoplocal #supportlocal

I am now officially the "name guy" at work You know. The one everyone turns to when someone walks in... "What's his name again?" Me: That's Bob. "Right." "Bob, it's so good to see you." Yep, that's my new job

"Most people find their other half. Maybe I just have to wake up and accept the fact that maybe there is no other half for me" -Unknown

A woman berated me at work for about 10 minutes because we didn't hire her for a position She stated I personally shook her hand and offered her the job I had to politely tell her we never had a position open, she never shook my hand, AND my name was not Blake He works in the office upstairs

In the midst of some crazy dreams last night, I woke up and had a panic attack (which I haven't had in years!) when I realized my ex wasn't in bed beside me. It's been almost 10 years since we were together! This shit ain't cool.

OMG! I'M DEAD! 🤣 (And I didn't fall down any stairs)

Stand back, boys. Let the ladies handle this.

FB trying to tell me this is the same guy... Before and After a haircut and beard trim Get outta here!

Guilty! (Well, my parents)

So...my personal trainer, Dante, wants me to take a picture of my scale when I weigh myself in the mornings "But I don't want to see any toes in the picture" he said Dante, it's not the toes you should be worried about getting in the pic

Umm...what???

So...I took this video to show the sheer "ingenuity" of my housemates but wasn't going to post it But then I heard my voice in the beginning and thought "Damn, I sound sexy!" So hear ya go! Hmm!

My older brother is turning 60 today He is 6 years older than me That means I am about to turn... FFS!

I'm so OCD I keep only enough hangers in my closet for the clothes I have to hang. Not any extras. So, when I realized I had purchased a hoodie and needed another hanger, I went and bought some - a 10 pack. And gave the rest to Shain. NO.STRAY.HANGERS.EVER!!!!

So... I found this new (to me) "artist" that I like but, after falling down a rabbit hole of searching for more info on him/her/they, it has come to my attention it is all AI generated. I still enjoy the music but now I feel like I've been duped.

In one week, we've gone from snow on the ground to 96° to 46° with 45mph winds. WTF???

I need to reassess my friend circle... Friend: (ordering pizza) No cheese. My stomach can't handle it. Oh, and include lots of those parm packets. Do you even understand what parm is? Do you think it comes from the parm plant???

a cruelty of addiction is how memories of when you weren't so sick can boil and rust away, even to yourself they can become distant; all of us that have been sick can hope that some people will have been lucky enough to have something left of us. sorry you couldn't get well, Nick, but you were loved

Don't partake of the Chick-fulla-hate but would gladly frequent Side-Chick! 🤣

What’s it going to take for people to realize we’ve got Biff Tanner in the White House?

Someone asked me why I wore baggy shirts and I explained I'm a bit self conscious Then it hit me I'm Dorothy

What's the difference between a butt dial and a booty call?

😂😂😂 I'd go and see it!