Standard sword and sorcery fantasy film periodically interrupted by cutaways to an in-universe historian from a notional period hundreds of years after the depicted events explaining the film's various historical inaccuracies.

ill remove you. block you unfriend you.

Lol not a surprise here either relationship-compass.com

The upside to following a webcomic artist who does porn on the side is that you don't need to guess how big the cast's penises are, because the answer is just right there. The downside to following a webcomic artist who does porn on the side is that sometimes the artist has clearly made a mistake.

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The rise of sex negativety and purity culture is directly tied to the rise in alt right conservatism all around the world As furries, as queer, as POC, you will NEVER be "good enough", no matter how hard you try to cater or pander Be loud in your support of each other, don't let them win

Sometimes I think I can boil all my kinks down to "good boy gets so much attention and praise for doing good boy things" Oh no, am I a dog? A catdog???

Let’s try this again. After completing locktober he’s ready to try another longer locked period. Like/RT to make him a full-time pussy, permanently available to service real men 👀 1 like = 15 mins 1 comment = 1 hour 1 Share/RT = 6 hours Want to really push his limits 😈

@mrsleather.bsky.social 's 4th #ShowYourLock was the easiest for me. As long as pup hoods count as a hood. I already spend as much time as I can get away with in here. I also almost managed to fit everything nicely on the paper this time. Hopefully the last one next week will work out.

Day 17 of Locktober and fuck, other than those two days of my cold every day is hornier than the last.

Can't believe it's already week 3 of @mrsleather.bsky.social 's #ShowYourLock challenge! Here's me being good with my tail ready to wag!

You're at the ren faire and enter the fortune teller's tent. He tells he's an anomancer, he requires you to drop your pants and lean over the table. He fingers your butt then licks it. You cum on accident. He then tells you lottery numbers. and let's you go. The next day you're a millionaire.

"1v1 me in super pixel pals!" is the coolest way to declare a peeing contest

Week 2 of @mrsleather.bsky.social 's #ShowYourLock contest! I hope the first one is clear enough but there's another just in case.

My big peeve with the ABDL community is that like, every subgroup thinks they're the whole community. They all act like everything should be designed around their tastes. It's so annoying to get teased when you don't enjoy it, or to hear non-furries whine about furry themes on diapers.

Day 7 of waking up with my morning wood straining my cage.

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Posting again to participate in @mrsleather.bsky.social 's #ShowYourLock challenge. Getting a lot more potential visibility which only freaks me out a little bit. Good luck to everyone this locktober!

Trying locktober this year. Day 1/31

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When your Werewolf Boyfriend starts Cumming uncontrollably, and "totally forgets" to warn you

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This is ALWAYS what I'm thinking, btw.

One day, I stopped waiting for the support I needed: so I made Ryker. Through him, I can give others what I always longed for: competent, unsolicited care. Sensual, attentive, a big cuddle dog. For now, vicarious comfort is enough. I hope you love him as much as he does you. 💛

This decor choice should probably have been reviewed by more people before the restaurant put it up… but I’m not mad about it #eatmorehole #gay #pupplay #gaypup