I'd have some newfound respect for @popeleoxivoffical.bsky.social of he'd start excommunicating all these Nazis who are calling themselves Catholic. Still gunna have to have words about the child abuse, misogyny, and colonialism though.

Lieutenant Pan reporting for #pridehammer duty (shout out to @cerberusxt.bsky.social for the inspiration!)

A #bartender cannot live by #Underberg alone by by gods they'll at least get us through the shift.

Here's some fun history. Marriage life and family planning was a required course at Clemson in the late 40s. My Granddad saved his textbook and has all kinds of great commentary on the curriculum.

Not me playing with my cats and a laser pointer trying to see if they make empty coconut noises bonking heads instead of writing my annual self-assessments.

Maybe now that we're three dead popes deep since Half-Life 2 released the next announcement from the Vatican will be Half-Life 3.

I've never related to the phrase "on the floor, pissing, shitting, throwing up, and crying" until I tried doing anything in Blender besides opening it.

Taking a break from my army dudes and did some terrain this weekend. #Warhammer40k #adaptasoroitas

Rate my Nomad as fuck deck loadout. Currently driving 1/2 across the US and working when the wife takes a shift behind the wheel.

Brother Verchiel does not care if the kissing of boo-boos is not Codex-compliant. #wh40k #darkangels #painting

Just boosting the signal a bit.

If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

God DAMN I'm happy with how these photos came out. #warhammer40k #darkangels

Name the collaborators. #fuckelon #protectdemocracy #uspolitics

Not me finishing a script that will change everyone in my organization's patient demographics database into white non-Hispanic/Latino males in case ICE tries some shit.

Question for #miniaturepainting folks- do you have any favorite brushes for edge highlighting? Using Army Painter's highlights brush right now and not really happy with the results. #warhammer40k #40k

Batch painting #DarkAngel battleline during a 1.5 hour Friday meeting call because fuck Friday meetings. #warhammer40k #40k #miniaturepainting

Folks… never give your phone to a cop for literally any reason.

I got aged checked into the next dimension working at my bar and I'm not OK about it. The Cranberries' Zombie comes up. A Youth asks me about Doloris' vocals so I explain the band's Irish and Irish keening. He listens to the rest of the song and then asks if it's about Gaza.

Just as a heads up, @bbbvvv544.bsky.social is peddling an #AI slop product. Block them and support #realartists!

Ryu Ga Gotoku literally dragging their balls across Ubisoft's face while yelling "This is how you make a fucking pirate game!" #Yakuza #Sega #Videogames store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app...

Not a bad project to ride out the winter storm. Except I don't have anywhere indoors I can spray paint to get the varnish on. #wh40k #darkangels

Fuck this cold. Let's fucking gooooooo!

Azrael and Asmodai done! Think I'm gunna do a tank next. #DarkAngels #Warhammer40k #miniatures

Fucking end users I swear to #IT Christ.

GOOD ENOUGH. I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE WINE TO COMMIT TO THIS.

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAARRRG! FUCKING BANNERS! #Warhammer40k

Family emergency on the sent us to Albuquerque, NM. We discovered Bow & Arrow Brewing. All of their beer is fantastic and it is the first Native, female owned Brewery in the US. Give them a visit if you're ever in the area! #beer #breweries #Native #Female

Just giving y'all a heads up this user DMs you trying to push their generative "AI" product. Support real artists.

My helpers for #warhammer40k and being a #GM

so if ya don’t know mamikon, he’s the icky guy who uses misogynistic promo reels to advertise his painting patreon amongst other things. well he’s now selling this on ks… sponge holder… which u can make for pennies on aliexpress/amazon so if ya want one, here’s how to make ur own ☺️❤️

Don't ya love it when cat hairs magically appear on your mini after the first coat of varnish?

Wife wants to run Chaos Knights? OK. Time to escalate the arms race.

Just some sword bros on their way to a boy scout meeting. Still trying to get lighting figured out. #warhammer40k #DarkAngels

Pro: Wife got the #Warhammer40k bug. Con: Went right for Chaos Marines / Knights. Further Con: She thinks Cypher is a cool model....

Getting back into #warhammer40k after a 20 year break really feels a lot like The Lion waking up from his dirtnap.