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Tokyo 2099 may have all this fancy tech, but I can't find a *single* hotdog stand. I may have to book a portal back to Manhattan, soon...

Ahh, you're not missin' out on much besides the blood rushing to your head. [Arching a brow.] Sure, we've run a few missions by this point, haven't we? I guess it's hard to keep track of who's who. The red n' blue spandex is a little more common than the Mecha, from what I've gathered here...

Oh, nothing beats the ol' upside down perch on a sturdy strand of webbing. Spreads the work out nice and evenly throughout the body, keeps me from cramping up or pulling something... [His long-winded punchline sense is tingling.] I'm doin' alright! Heh.

Upside-down, currently. [From the ceiling, as Spider-folk do.] Also pretty well, as far as the general state of things goes.

"Maybe I'm nervous because if I screw up, the world might end!"

How's it hanging?

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[bunnyhopping past your team and hooking your vanguard off the edge]

How are you doing that? With the- the music. And the... What was I saying..? Anyway...

The Hellfire Gala, huh..?

. . . [Lowering his webshooters.] Has anyone ever told you you're *terrible* at this holiday?

[ Dropping down from a tree with a cat swaddled in his arms. ] Word of advice, pal: Electrostatic attraction works both ways vertically. Much better than hooked claws. You should try it sometime. [ Walking him over to the concerned girl that pointed him out, promptly releasing him to her care. ]

"Oogh, I've got a bad feeling... And *not* from my Spidey Sense."

[ Spidey uses the built momentum from a swing like a pendulum, releasing the strand of webbing he'd been holding and giving his body to gravity. At the peak of the height he'd gained, he'd finish off a graceful, acrobatic flip and perch atop a billboard. ] Whew... Never gets old.

[Sticking to a wall while he scrolls on his phone.]

Of *course* I recognize you. Janet Van Dyne, founding Avenger and owner of Van Dyne's Fashion Boutique? A big reason half the hero community isn't in PJs? Glad to hear it.

You're a little bigger than the neighborhood, huh? I guess we're all branching out these days. [A soft chuckle.] How's it going?

What's another swing through the multiverse? Wonder who I'll meet this time.

Sorry. It's just. Really cool looking. [Rubbing the back of his masked head with a sort of sullen curve to his mask lenses.] Look, hopefully the big wigs can get this sorted soon enough and we can all go back to our still-insane but temporally-stable lives.

Yeah, sorry. Spidey sense's been a bit jumpy since the Timestream Entanglement started. I think my head's got the variants confused for *clones*. Lord knows I've had enough trouble with those. ... So... How're things? [Tapping his fingers on his arm.]

Sorry, little guy. But- Aren't those *gloves* you're wearing? Why not just... Take 'em off?

Don't worry, [reader], that webbing should dissolve in like, an hour. Give or take.

The math of the TRD may be above my paygrade, but I can get H.E.R.B.I.E across Midtown, no sweat!

[Swinging through the air, his eyes peeled for any danger.]

S'a fine day to fight some crime.

The Timestream Entanglement is opening up to more and more realities... I just hope we can keep as many people out of this mess as possible.

Time for a good old-fashioned patrol. Let's hope the streets are well-behaved tonight.

Glad to see you're in a good mood this morning, Eddie.

Goooood morning, Multiverse!

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