In even more devastating news, we bought ice cream last week so that’s been my *sweet treat* the last few days and I’m breaking out all over my face 😫

How did all my makeup AND skincare AND hair stuff run out within 2 weeks. 💸💸

i could never be straight. EVERYONE IS HOT

Though my mom tossed my seatbelt belt with bottle caps from Hot Topic. Pretty upset tbh.

Ngl right now I’m fine with my parents’ hoarding tendencies.

Here’s your chance do your dance at the

Somehow the only two games in the house. BUT THE BUFFY GAME.

Another childhood bedroom find

Taylor ham egg & cheese I love you

OMG THE HOODIE I JUST FOUND IN MY CHILDHOOD CLOSET.

My dad has been in & out of the hospital for months & allegedly (my dad is fairly out of it) a Dr made a joke “well we messed up huh” when they gave him WAY too low of a dose while trying to ween him off something & ended up hospitalized again. I stg. Time to get some bail money ready for me.

XANDER?????

No Buffy show?? 🥺😭

Ginger was so anxious and wouldn’t eat her food. Her water bowl was 1/2” inch moved towards/in front of the food bowl. I moved it back to where it normally sits, equal to the bowl, and now she’s devouring her food.

I am SO SICK OF AI ON EVERY GODDAMN APP.

It is insane how much better my mood is when it’s 70° and doesn’t get dark at 4pm anymore. Too bad it’s false spring and it’ll starting being cold again tomorrow 😫

Every now and then I remember a bunch of my friends were featured on PBS Frontline: Growing up Online at their LAN party and it just makes me 🤣 😂

Huge asterisk on that because the world is a fucking dumpster fire and my dad has been super sick and that’s a whole different story but OTHER THAN ALL THAT I’m feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃

Seeing my therapist next week for the first time in 3 months after switching jobs (health insurance is so dumb) But I cannot wait to tell her how it was the best decision and I have been feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃 ever since

My friends and I just made a chart to check of all our availability on weekends in 2026 so we can plan girls weekends ♥️

Woke up at 2:30am feeling 1000° and couldn’t fall back asleep. Now I’m sitting at my desk like

Finished Dawn of the North. Now what 🤔

Sobbing at my desk about James Van Der Beek but everyone at my office right now is in their 20s or late 50s and apparently have no idea who he is.

I made chocolate snacking cake with pistachio buttercream over the weekend and it’s just not good that I can make random delicious treats whenever I want…because I always want.

Maybe it’s time for another cat. 🤔

I started playing Starwdew Valley and interacting with the npcs in this game is reminding me of twin peaks Or, specifically, the characters in the Psych twin peaks episode

I can’t stop hiccuping for the last couple hours and not to be dramatic but I want to die.

My face wash: here’s this fine grain desert sand to gently remove any dead skin. My husband’s face wash: here’s liquid 40 grit sandpaper to remove all skin. His does make my face so soft though.

I’m still annoyed with this iMessage search feature. What do you mean the town I mentioned in a text message the other day can’t be found.

I miss having a cat so much 😿😿

Thought someone’s dog got out but nope just a bobcat casually crossing the street like 30 ft away on my morning walk with Ginger

Haven’t logged into BlueSky in a hot minute and the first thing I have to do is like all the bats I missed 🦇 🦇

It’s always on the coldest weekends that the heat decides to break. 😩😭🥶

Omg I forgot to log my 12/31 reading into StoryGraph 😩

My new job is nice nice and I accidentally put on black shoes with my navy blue pants instead of my navy ones. 😩

Shoveled a nice little area out back for Ginger but apparently that grass isn’t good enough. Took her on a (short) walk to show her that it’s 8°, super windy, and everything is ice or snow and she has the audacity to look at me like *i’m* responsible for the weather.

My brother was home for Christmas and I discovered he now wears glasses. Upon trying them on I discovered that I too should probably wear glasses.

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

My husband & my family have known each other for like 25 years. We’ve been together 10. Married 5. On the way to xmas eve he turned to me, panicked, “…how do i usually greet your brother?? Handshake or a hug???”

Me in November: I’m not gonna spend too much on presents. Keep it lowkey. My notifications 4 days before Christmas: *your account balance has fallen below your preferred value*

At my new job a kid told me I might be “too old” to get the reference of a doodlebob tattoo. 😭

Both my holiday party & my husband’s were last Friday & Saturday. 80% of both offices are now so sick. Pray for me.

Stand By Me & The Princess Bride are two of my desert island movies. RIP Rob Reiner 😔😭❤️‍🩹

Oh fun I did wash and there was gum in a pocket.

Have a fancy work luncheon today do we think my stockings will make it all day long. I don’t have hairspray 😩

That being said I’m on a trip right now and the hotel room is a thousand degrees and doesn’t seem to be cooling off 🥵

Leaving my last job was so hard but I LOVE my new job.

Me: I’m gonna go take an everything shower. Husband: cool I’m gonna hop in with you. Me: no thank you.

7:02am - washing machine says it’ll take only 50 min. 8:00am - washing machine says there’s 5 min left.

Neat.