Rachael
@artiemes.bsky.social
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35 •♍️•🩷💜💙 📚🥧🍃🎮🏌🏼♀️🎶 📖Broken Souls & Bones 🎧 🤷🏼♀️
10 years ago I’d have a shower beer while getting ready to go out. Now I’m show iced coffee-ing while getting geared up for a presentation at work. 🫠
6 days ago
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I have said “well we’ll cross that bridge when we get there” like 90x in the past week. Can I please have a bridge-less journey after this.
11 days ago
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About to get my haircut and just remembered this new girl I’m seeing gives the best head massages 💆🏼♀️
12 days ago
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The kindergarteners I worked with right after graduating are graduating this month and I am not ok 😭
22 days ago
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Is the “your body changes every 7 years” thing true because I’ve never really had allergies and now I’m divisible-by-seven years old and it feels like someone poured acid in my eyes every time I walk outside.
24 days ago
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Ew why did my kindle move the home & library buttons to a ribbon down the lefthand side of the screen instead of the bottom?
24 days ago
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This is so sad.
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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GILES??????????????????
25 days ago
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Accidentally wore my office claw clip home on Friday and grabbed my work bag claw clip on Saturday when I needed one quickly and now I’m at work and have no claw clips 😩
29 days ago
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Getting dinner with my girlfriends and then we’re going to b&n. I love girls nights.
about 1 month ago
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A coworker went “you’re from nj? That checks out” And I immediately went “the fuck does that mean?” And then I realized I sounded like
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about 1 month ago
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reposted by
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Arlo ☻
about 2 months ago
Listen I don’t need Brendan Fraser to get into shape for the new Mummy movie. All I need is for that man to still look at Evie like she’s the most valuable treasure he has ever seen.
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In even more devastating news, we bought ice cream last week so that’s been my *sweet treat* the last few days and I’m breaking out all over my face 😫
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2 months ago
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How did all my makeup AND skincare AND hair stuff run out within 2 weeks. 💸💸
2 months ago
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Though my mom tossed my seatbelt belt with bottle caps from Hot Topic. Pretty upset tbh.
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3 months ago
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Ngl right now I’m fine with my parents’ hoarding tendencies.
3 months ago
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Here’s your chance do your dance at the
3 months ago
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Somehow the only two games in the house. BUT THE BUFFY GAME.
3 months ago
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Another childhood bedroom find
3 months ago
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Taylor ham egg & cheese I love you
3 months ago
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OMG THE HOODIE I JUST FOUND IN MY CHILDHOOD CLOSET.
3 months ago
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My dad has been in & out of the hospital for months & allegedly (my dad is fairly out of it) a Dr made a joke “well we messed up huh” when they gave him WAY too low of a dose while trying to ween him off something & ended up hospitalized again. I stg. Time to get some bail money ready for me.
3 months ago
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No Buffy show?? 🥺😭
4 months ago
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Ginger was so anxious and wouldn’t eat her food. Her water bowl was 1/2” inch moved towards/in front of the food bowl. I moved it back to where it normally sits, equal to the bowl, and now she’s devouring her food.
4 months ago
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I am SO SICK OF AI ON EVERY GODDAMN APP.
4 months ago
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It is insane how much better my mood is when it’s 70° and doesn’t get dark at 4pm anymore. Too bad it’s false spring and it’ll starting being cold again tomorrow 😫
4 months ago
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Every now and then I remember a bunch of my friends were featured on PBS Frontline: Growing up Online at their LAN party and it just makes me 🤣 😂
4 months ago
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Huge asterisk on that because the world is a fucking dumpster fire and my dad has been super sick and that’s a whole different story but OTHER THAN ALL THAT I’m feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃
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4 months ago
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Seeing my therapist next week for the first time in 3 months after switching jobs (health insurance is so dumb) But I cannot wait to tell her how it was the best decision and I have been feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃 ever since
4 months ago
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My friends and I just made a chart to check of all our availability on weekends in 2026 so we can plan girls weekends ♥️
4 months ago
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Woke up at 2:30am feeling 1000° and couldn’t fall back asleep. Now I’m sitting at my desk like
4 months ago
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Finished Dawn of the North. Now what 🤔
5 months ago
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Sobbing at my desk about James Van Der Beek but everyone at my office right now is in their 20s or late 50s and apparently have no idea who he is.
5 months ago
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I made chocolate snacking cake with pistachio buttercream over the weekend and it’s just not good that I can make random delicious treats whenever I want…because I always want.
5 months ago
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Maybe it’s time for another cat. 🤔
5 months ago
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I started playing Starwdew Valley and interacting with the npcs in this game is reminding me of twin peaks Or, specifically, the characters in the Psych twin peaks episode
5 months ago
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I can’t stop hiccuping for the last couple hours and not to be dramatic but I want to die.
6 months ago
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My face wash: here’s this fine grain desert sand to gently remove any dead skin. My husband’s face wash: here’s liquid 40 grit sandpaper to remove all skin. His does make my face so soft though.
6 months ago
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I’m still annoyed with this iMessage search feature. What do you mean the town I mentioned in a text message the other day can’t be found.
6 months ago
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I miss having a cat so much 😿😿
6 months ago
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Thought someone’s dog got out but nope just a bobcat casually crossing the street like 30 ft away on my morning walk with Ginger
6 months ago
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Haven’t logged into BlueSky in a hot minute and the first thing I have to do is like all the bats I missed 🦇 🦇
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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It’s always on the coldest weekends that the heat decides to break. 😩😭🥶
6 months ago
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Omg I forgot to log my 12/31 reading into StoryGraph 😩
6 months ago
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My new job is nice nice and I accidentally put on black shoes with my navy blue pants instead of my navy ones. 😩
6 months ago
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Shoveled a nice little area out back for Ginger but apparently that grass isn’t good enough. Took her on a (short) walk to show her that it’s 8°, super windy, and everything is ice or snow and she has the audacity to look at me like *i’m* responsible for the weather.
6 months ago
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My brother was home for Christmas and I discovered he now wears glasses. Upon trying them on I discovered that I too should probably wear glasses.
6 months ago
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Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
6 months ago
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My husband & my family have known each other for like 25 years. We’ve been together 10. Married 5. On the way to xmas eve he turned to me, panicked, “…how do i usually greet your brother?? Handshake or a hug???”
6 months ago
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