yall doing okay? 💜

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I love you guys 💜

WRESTLING!!!!

32 years old today. I don’t know what 8 year old Evan wanted for 32 year old Evan but I know he would have never been able to imagine a life this great. I love you guys 💜

happy pride month, everyone! i love you all! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💜

I wrote a thing. www.vice.com/en/article/t...

love you mean it 😘

the marketing team is ridiculous for this one

the boyhood dream has come true

Everybody over here doing okay? 💜💜💜

cooked him I’m afraid

bringing a national championship home to boone, nc on cfb 25

make sure you're drinkink plenty of water, pals! 💜

great bit love this bit

me telling my daughter to stop rolling near the edge of the couch

Hell yeah man

I regret to inform yall that my daughter is hilarious

allergies got me in hell, pals

on the hunt for a 2000 subway series shirt

bowens rules

Proud of my Gamecocks

love you guys 💜💜💜

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Is he really there or is this AI???

All my pals on Bluesky doing okay this morning? 💜

me the first time I went to sams club

Dawn Staley

It seems like a good day to put on my 1997 MTV VMAs hat and watch the 1997 MTV VMAs

Hope everyone who has been dealing with these storms is okay 🙏💜

terrorism

my back hurts, pals

I guess I'll just skeet today?

Y’all doing okay?

Raw is off to a hot start, pals

I've been awake since this morning???

Goldeneye is one of my comfort movies. An incredible film that is like a hug for my brain.

they gotta bring back PEDs

aw skeet skeet mf

Evan plans to purchase 18 eggs

About to drop a couple hundo in this Publix

hope everyone has a good week 💜

this!

Aye fam… a lot of folks out here just down with being stupid. It was the 13th time they had their test handed back face down during Freshman Year, and they said “enough with this learning nonsense.”

About to make this week my bitch

I wrote some words about the history of the #SuperBowl halftime show for VICE www.vice.com/en/article/w...