I thought the movie “Eddington” was piggybacking on Oppenheimer and building out the PCU (Physicist Cinematic Universe) but I guess it’s not about that

In this morning’s plenary at #GR24Amaldi16, Amanda Farah introduces the newest (and most massive and likely most rapidly spinning) @ligo.org - @egovirgo.bsky.social - KAGRA event, #GW231123! Read more about this exceptional event in the discovery paper: arxiv.org/abs/2507.08219

Airlines are like “Now that you’re on the plane, we’re going to check if the plane works…oops looks like it doesn’t. Now we’ll all sit here for 2 hours 👍🏻”

Getting a meme coin at the grift shop in the crypto museum

Anyone ever gotten to Inbox Zero, Laundry Zero, and Dish Zero at the same time?

Sometimes I just can't decide what I want out of life. On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work. On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air. Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.

I’m already exhausted, and it’s only been like 6 Scaramuccis

Post a warning

My Verve and Wiley is off the charts

Why is @bsky.app suggesting astrology posts to me? I think the algo may be confusing astrology for astronomy…

Bad Bunny, Trix are for kids

They should make a romantic comedy about 8 couples finding love during Christmas-time through Twitter replies. Call it “Well, Actually”

Bro do you even code*? * write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations

Sad to hear Gene Hackman died. I didn’t realize he also invented CRISPR

My favorite Meta product is Mucil

Amazon and Instagram are aggressively marketing chain saws to me. I guess I give off lumberjack energy??

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call??

Me every time I lose at a video game: at least I have a life and a wife

Anyone watching Treverance (Traitors+Severance) tonight? 🙋🏾‍♂️

Best Super Bowl halftime show Easter egg was the reference to the PlayStation Network going down for 24 hours last weekend

You’re telling me OpenAI was defeated by a Sikh named Deep???

Absolutely revolutionary tech

This amuses me

some guy: what if there was a bagel with everything on it bagel ceos:

Software development is fun because you get to be a detective finding bugs… …and also a criminal who creates the bugs

Thanks for the food you made me. Just know that you’ll be getting the Tupperware back over my dead body

Severance except it’s for leg day

The currently viral Meta AI profiles are old and are already inactive because they were such a colossal failure and were indistinguishable from AI spam. This 'inevitable' future Zuckerberg is trying to shove down our throats is being completely rejected www.404media.co/metas-ai-pro...

Here’s what one of me Meta’s AIs “thinks” after I got it to stop gaslighting me, saying it had a real family:

The Italian restaurant was robbed last night, they left the door unlocked. The burglars needed gnocchi to enter

First day back to work after the holidays, and I fixed a cloud services bug that had been plaguing us for 4 months. Sometimes some real rest followed by a quiet working day can go a long way

Watched Smile 2. Please never smile at me again, thanks

Me: Happy New Year! iMessage:

New Years gravitational wave candidate 🥳 gracedb.ligo.org/superevents/...

I’m sensing a pattern

With the holidays nearly over, I’m going to cut back on chocolate and marshmallows. A s’moratorium, if you will

Annie, are you arcane? Are you arcane? Are you arcane, Annie?

Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley Are you “Oakley, Annie”?

Annie, are you okra? Are you okra? Are you okra, Annie?

Fighting anti-Italianism every day

Classic Dad

Dunking on this awful post is taking me back to when twitter was Good

What’s worse than two partridges in a tree? A partridge in a pair of trees

Mickey Mouse fell on his patella at the skating rink. Dis knee on ice.

Two Christmas gravitational wave candidates!

Muslims and Jews at the Chinese restaurant tonight

The existence of “Abu” (“father” in Arabic) implies the existence of a cute baby monkey. 🥹

Do-do-do, do-do-do-do

“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits: