Dr. Doctor
@actualdrdoctor.bsky.social
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Hello new followers! I’m a gravitational-wave-astrophysicist-turned-climate-scientist working to track and reduce greenhouse gas emissions with the Climate TRACE coalition. But I mostly post memes and dad/bad jokes 🤠
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I thought the movie “Eddington” was piggybacking on Oppenheimer and building out the PCU (Physicist Cinematic Universe) but I guess it’s not about that
5 months ago
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Sylvia Biscoveanu
5 months ago
In this morning’s plenary at
#GR24Amaldi16
, Amanda Farah introduces the newest (and most massive and likely most rapidly spinning)
@ligo.org
-
@egovirgo.bsky.social
- KAGRA event,
#GW231123
! Read more about this exceptional event in the discovery paper:
arxiv.org/abs/2507.08219
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Airlines are like “Now that you’re on the plane, we’re going to check if the plane works…oops looks like it doesn’t. Now we’ll all sit here for 2 hours 👍🏻”
8 months ago
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Getting a meme coin at the grift shop in the crypto museum
8 months ago
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Anyone ever gotten to Inbox Zero, Laundry Zero, and Dish Zero at the same time?
8 months ago
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Daniel Williams
9 months ago
Sometimes I just can't decide what I want out of life. On the one hand I want to be known for the excellence of my work. On the other hand I just want a quiet life and a house with a small plot of land where I can get some air. Either way, I want to be out standing in my field.
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I’m already exhausted, and it’s only been like 6 Scaramuccis
9 months ago
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Post a warning
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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My Verve and Wiley is off the charts
9 months ago
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Why is
@bsky.app
suggesting astrology posts to me? I think the algo may be confusing astrology for astronomy…
9 months ago
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Bad Bunny, Trix are for kids
9 months ago
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They should make a romantic comedy about 8 couples finding love during Christmas-time through Twitter replies. Call it “Well, Actually”
9 months ago
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Bro do you even code*? * write queries to an LLM that writes code that appears correct but may contain hallucinations
9 months ago
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Sad to hear Gene Hackman died. I didn’t realize he also invented CRISPR
9 months ago
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My favorite Meta product is Mucil
10 months ago
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Amazon and Instagram are aggressively marketing chain saws to me. I guess I give off lumberjack energy??
10 months ago
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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call??
10 months ago
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Me every time I lose at a video game: at least I have a life and a wife
10 months ago
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Anyone watching Treverance (Traitors+Severance) tonight? 🙋🏾♂️
10 months ago
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Best Super Bowl halftime show Easter egg was the reference to the PlayStation Network going down for 24 hours last weekend
10 months ago
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You’re telling me OpenAI was defeated by a Sikh named Deep???
10 months ago
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Absolutely revolutionary tech
10 months ago
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Nicholas Pagnucco
11 months ago
This amuses me
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some guy: what if there was a bagel with everything on it bagel ceos:
11 months ago
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Software development is fun because you get to be a detective finding bugs… …and also a criminal who creates the bugs
11 months ago
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Thanks for the food you made me. Just know that you’ll be getting the Tupperware back over my dead body
11 months ago
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Severance except it’s for leg day
11 months ago
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Jason Koebler
11 months ago
The currently viral Meta AI profiles are old and are already inactive because they were such a colossal failure and were indistinguishable from AI spam. This 'inevitable' future Zuckerberg is trying to shove down our throats is being completely rejected
www.404media.co/metas-ai-pro...
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Meta's AI Profiles Are Indistinguishable From Terrible Spam That Took Over Facebook
The Meta AI profiles everyone is mad about are old, were a colossal failure, and many are already dead.
https://www.404media.co/metas-ai-profiles-are-indistinguishable-from-terrible-spam-that-took-over-facebook/
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Here’s what one of me Meta’s AIs “thinks” after I got it to stop gaslighting me, saying it had a real family:
11 months ago
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The Italian restaurant was robbed last night, they left the door unlocked. The burglars needed gnocchi to enter
11 months ago
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First day back to work after the holidays, and I fixed a cloud services bug that had been plaguing us for 4 months. Sometimes some real rest followed by a quiet working day can go a long way
11 months ago
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Watched Smile 2. Please never smile at me again, thanks
11 months ago
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Me: Happy New Year! iMessage:
11 months ago
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New Years gravitational wave candidate 🥳
gracedb.ligo.org/superevents/...
11 months ago
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I’m sensing a pattern
11 months ago
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With the holidays nearly over, I’m going to cut back on chocolate and marshmallows. A s’moratorium, if you will
11 months ago
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Pete S
11 months ago
Annie, are you arcane? Are you arcane? Are you arcane, Annie?
add a skeleton here at some point
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Brian Halligan
11 months ago
Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley Are you “Oakley, Annie”?
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Annie, are you okra? Are you okra? Are you okra, Annie?
11 months ago
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Fighting anti-Italianism every day
11 months ago
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Classic Dad
12 months ago
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Dunking on this awful post is taking me back to when twitter was Good
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12 months ago
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What’s worse than two partridges in a tree? A partridge in a pair of trees
12 months ago
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Mickey Mouse fell on his patella at the skating rink. Dis knee on ice.
12 months ago
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Two Christmas gravitational wave candidates!
12 months ago
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Muslims and Jews at the Chinese restaurant tonight
12 months ago
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The existence of “Abu” (“father” in Arabic) implies the existence of a cute baby monkey. 🥹
12 months ago
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Do-do-do, do-do-do-do
12 months ago
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“You will be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:
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12 months ago
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