Tired: AI slop 🚫 Wired: Pork slop 🐷

Psst...! I made this. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Remember to knead the nubs on your shower head.

Gratuitous pictures of my new drawers!

A few people told me to watch A Minecraft Movie. They said it was really good and you didn't need to know anything about Minecraft to watch it. That was a lie. It was terrible. No substance, awful acting, no pacing, awful story telling. Actually very curious to hear what fans of the game think?

It ain't christmas til the uncle gets drunk. Good news! I am the uncle, and I am getting close...

Merry yuletide and whatnot.

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨ All music at lukhash.bandcamp.com is now FREE to download 🎁 It’s also DMCA-safe if you want to use it on your Twitch streams 👾🎶 Hope you have a great time! 🎄❤️

They were out of DeLoreans, so we got this instead.

Having a very "people and corporations keep being awful and face no consequences" kind of day. Also, I have a cold. Thank you for your participation in this whine.

Anybody have a kitchen keygen? I need to crack some eggs.

The sign on the bathroom door said: "Out of odor". That was a lie.

The other day a colleague wrote me a question to which I simply replied with a link to the exact section of the doc that explains it. They should have damn well known how to find that themselves. Get RTFM'ed, miscreant!

Finally had a chance to watch Superman 2025 (had to catch the hubby in the perfect mood). Wow. It's the first *actually good* Superman movie ever. After the absolute cavalcade of embarassing DC movies of the past 20 years, hiring James Gunn is a stroke of genious. Excited to see where this goes.

It's Bandcamp Friday! 💥 Support on there helps me so much ANY day of the year and I hugely appreciate it 💖 Here's a bit about who I am and what I do! ✨

Take me there 💜

Every single middle-ages comedian is suddenly vindicated. I turned 40 and as if by magic, my ballsack got an extra 2 inches of loose skin and I think I like whiskey now??

Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

Been a while since I watched much youtube, but me and the hubby are looking at car reviews because we need a new car (more on that later). Gawd... DAMN! Youtube is absolute shite now. Just... ads. Ads as far as the eyes can see. Every couple of minutes, the same 5 ads. Ublock doesn't work 😭😭😭

I don’t promote my Spotify links anymore because the company is evil. But you can still hear my tunes on YouTube! I’ve got music to listen to when driving, running, sex, working, studying, gardening, cooking, bathing, 420ing, goonin‘, washing dishes, and more! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle (yes, this is the one time where I break my rule against chain posts, so I can repost this awesome cover that Martin Malund did for me)

🌐 #art

Sunset elixir ☀️

Some AI slop “music“ has millions and billions of views/plays. This song I composed from scratch a couple years ago has 13 views. Let’s see if we can change that. 👍💯 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYev...

V I S I T O R 🚀 Loading...⏳ linktr.ee/midnighthifi #synthwave #scifi #cyberpunk #cinematic #epic

Can we finally start calling him Neil Old yet? Honestly...

ocean tides 🌊✨ #pixelart

10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

Watched a game show last night and discovered that Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair. I don't know how to live with this information.

Time travel is real. How else would you explain that I keep discovering new 80's and 90's movies, featuring big names, that I have never heard of?! Watched The Siege last night, starring Denzel Washington, Anette Bening, Tony Shalhoub and Bruce Willis. Another great thriller.

Tool

Peak. Pop culture. Comedy.

Harrison Ford is a STAR. Gary Oldman is an ACTOR. Air Force One is a gosh darn MOVIE!

My collab with Miami Nights 1984 is out today! sferro.bandcamp.com/track/turn-i...

More of this. I also heard yesterday that the Danish music cooyright organization KODA is suing Suno. Not normally a fan of them, but that is exactly what needs to be done. Sue these tech bro douchebags into the ground!

Woke up this morning to find out I am taking a substantial paycut. As such, if you are in need of mixing and mastering for affordable rates, please contact me. Currently, I'm like $1800 a month short of where I should be just to keep my kids fed and the lights on.

Just finished Deponia yesterday. Where have these games been all my life?! VERY strong Monkey Island vibe, while still being it's own thing. Had a few annoying bugs where I had to reload a previous save to progress. Luckily, for point and click adventures it doesn't take that long to redo.

Just got done playing Figment and Figment 2. Wow, some absolute gems! I think it's almost criminal that I had never heard of these, as they are developed by Danes! Got them for almost nothing on sale. Highly recommended 💜 www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Finally some good fucking news

Needs more purple ;-)

Just took a stupid walk for my stupid mental health.

Castle in the Sky: sunset edition #pixelart

I am having a really bad day today.

how to bing

Another collab from these legends? YES PLEASE!

Damn, this is fine 💜

Beautiful 💜