How does my guacamole stay fresh for days? It's less of a "seasoned avocado paste" and more "lime juice and garlic with avocado for texture".

I’m done with Spotify. Stream WOFS on Tidal. Own WOFS music on Subvert.fm or my official site.

Sick today. Having spaghetti for breakfast. 🎵Djangoooo!🎵

Pickle crunchy but not flavourful? Dill issue.

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Boney Phlegm

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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Fuck me sideways, that was another nailbiter!

Look mum no computer is really cool. But that song is absolute shite.

If you don't have the kind of relationship where one can yell "Butt solo!", then I am truly sorry for you.

Remember: Some viruses are propagated floppy to floppy.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Think you know Kawsaki? This is from my chill era: 2015-2021 🎧👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5qs... #musictorelaxto #chillmusic #chillvibes #coolvibes #retrowave The most slept on eclectic musician since 1997. 😆 This is just the tip of the iceberg youtube: @kawsakitv

The Odyssey (1987)

Do you have children that are constantly bothering you for things like food or affection? Need a distraction for them so you can look at your phone or go to the bathroom? Chuck this at them. It’s out this Thursday in bookshops. It’s got comics and stuff about shark farts and poo.

This salt for our water softening system was on sale, but I am a little worried it might taint our love?

Trutmund Poulsen kysser Løkkes bare...

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It's almost as if this software business is full of weirdo nerds.

This was a VERY fun chat! ☺️ Few things make me happier than getting to talk about what I do and the stuff I love, with real cool people 💖 Btw if you've got a podcast/channel/show and wanna talk about making music for games, or weird instruments, or just LIFE... ... then maybe gimme a shout!

if you’re not singing a little song about the thing you’re doing while you’re doing it then what is even the point of doing anything

(Ozzy Osbourne voice)

Dudebro business idea: General Offroad Terrain Ebike - The GOTE.

As iconic as the theme song is, "Diamonds Are Forever" is not one of the stronger entries in the Bond saga.

Napoleon Bonaparte + Napoleon Dynamite = Napoleon Blownapart.

This looks hella rad

Pro tip: If your shed smells moldy it *could* be because that old case of beer in the back froze and burst during winter time and now *interesting* things are growing on your wooden shelves...

i need your help to relocate. the state that i currently live in is about to become effectively unliveable for me. the new law opens up the possibility of being disappeared by ICE. i am trying to get myself and, if there is a miracle, my family to safety. please share. gofund.me/90740e4db

Having a bad day and my husband gently forced me to go on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health. Just because he loves me and whatnot. Fucking idiot. 💜

Tired: Slop Wired: Shlock I have recently gained an even higher appreciation for things that are bad, but made by humans who, somehow, just kept believing in their project.

I would like to be remembered for my neatly trimmed ear and nose hair.

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I'm here and you're not 😋

I pity the fool

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today is Trans Day Of Visibility! which means it's a great day to support me by checking out my music, buying a shirt or joining my Patreon! every little bit helps me survive :3 digitallove.bandcamp.com www.teepublic.com/user/digital-love www.patreon.com/thebitchdigi...

Watched Road House (2024). It was, predictably, bad. Best thing about it was Jake Gyllenhaal, although I would'nt say he was particularly brilliant. Had a couple of weirdly forced cameos and supporting roles, which I guess is how you've always sold a b-movie 🤷 Anyhoo, I'm gonna need some Swayze now.

My country held an election last night. It was very close, so we don't know yet what kind of government we're going to get. But at least I can tell all my international friends and colleagues that my country is only 17% openly racist... 😓

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Yes, McDonalds's. This public bus interior aesthetic makes me crave a cheeseburger like nothing else.

Guys... Am I a prophet? The Internet Archive is now down. I have actually run out of internet 😭

Had a shite nite and feel awful today. Found out you can stream old movies directly from The Internet Archive. Just watched Double Indemnity (1944), it was great! Thanks to @alphachromeyayo.com for the recommendation :-)

Lots of new followers the past couple o' days, which is lovely - hello!! 👋 Figured I'd ding this again. Who I am, and what I do ⤵️

"Avoid playing if you're sick/tired or under the influence of alcohol/drugs." Listen... Do you want me to play your game or not?!?