my most important skill is being able to balance imagining the yaoi AMV in my head with paying attention to the road while im driving

I have not had any likes in over half a year

pokemon universe brendon urie be like: "drinking white wine in the blushing light, just another...uhhhh..."

squid game

im tired of pretending man on the internet is cringe. if you arent smiling like an idiot slamming your hands on the nearest surface during "PREP FOR THE END AND WE FIRE THE CANNON" thats an issue with you im afraid

With the death of MK12, I thought I'd post my thoughts on MK11. This image kinda says it all. A lot of 11's story was pretty bad...but Jacqui, a character I was actively opposed to seeing again, was the light in the darkness here. Her story opposing the man who raised her, who himself was broken

Bob Iger should stub his toe on a coffee table and fall face first into the wooden surface

i think we should've kept the minecraft movie in that guy's suspiciously minecraft movie-shaped stomach guys

I don't think Nocturne is the hard SMT

"These sinus infection has me feeling low, thankfully the symptoms are starting to taper off" is a sentence my brain just constructed organically. God damn it.

Scott Cawthon! Verses...TOBY FOX TOBY TOBY TOBY FOX TOBY TOBY FOX TOBY FOX TO-TOBY FOX TO-TOBY FOOOOOOX TOOOOBYYY in a time as such as this to act is simply not enough tinker toys would fall flat if not for matpat cream puff

Wow what a cool Sonic racing game! I think im gonna buy this- oh that's Mike Pollock using pedophile rhetoric

Listened to Like Him again and cried in public

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

if the chiefs actually win again im going to stream hotline miami blindfolded

looked on bsky for two seconds and already got bad news

a rat squeaks to u in a little voice.. "raturday"

Oomf put me on sleep token I think this guy has five different ranges

Hey, remember when I posted that pic about criminalisation of sex workers? When I said that first, they come for them, then they come for porn, then they come for erotic art, all in the name of "decency"? This still went much quicker than I expected... 💔 mashable.com/article/okla...

Batman doesn't kill because every dead man leaves behind a brokenhearted Bruce Wayne

me when I see a billionaire

I still think itd be funny to make a creepypasta kart racer

Sell your Tesla. ❌ Sell your Cybertruck. ❌ Get off Twitter. ❌ Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌ Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻 #resist

shoutout to this guy it's like a real Pokémon

DO NOT PAY FOR NEWS PAPERS ,TELEVISION, MOVIE'S, SPOTTIFY ,AMAZON - dashare.zone ADMIN

this shit showed up in my pantry

growing up is realizing the mst3k host you didn't grow up with was also pretty funny

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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lets share the oomf porridge

When Uni was a kitten 子猫時代のうに

Agreed with @NormOrnstein - definitely do NOT share this image!!! Lol bluevirginia.us/2025/01/satu...

As you can see, this is a PlayStation black disc. Cut number 1 contains computer data, so please don't play it... but you probably won't listen to me anyway, will you?

I really like Pitch

hey if you guys think about it and you're someone who doesn't believe jesus christ existed nuns are just riakos cause they aren't allowed to marry anyone mortal as they're all married to christ in spirit

The Big Lebowski is like watching someone do a blind playthrough of a point and click adventure game and get everything right first try

Almost finished with Ode to Castlevania...very good but the boss selections are really dumb? The only Order of Ecclesia ones are Blackmore, an AMAZING boss which doesn't work in a game like VS, and the Crab...who was my least favorite boss in the whole series. Also a bit heavy on DoS rep.

happy january 7th

#memes #meme #flat #is #justice #medium #premium #large #in #charge #all #boob #good #hololive #english #advent #nerissa #ravencroft #en #anime #vtuber #vtubers #boobs #booba

I found this dead end at my work and all I can say is there is for sure a hidden item back there

Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!? Chicken Boy!!!

merry Christmas ratheads! much love to you all - may your stockings be filled with CHOESE!!

I'm not posting my steam wishlist yall don't owe me nothin

I'm away from my girls until christmas I miss them so much 😭