I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

Bingo! It’s their common denominator.

Harry Potter is a desperate hooker

mmo healers in isekai: "0^0 nyaaa!! please don't hurt me im a defenseless little bean i hope my heals are good enough" mmo healers in reality: "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BLACK MAGE STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF THE TANK. ARE YOUR PARENTS RELATED??" source: i main whm

the job market

"clickstreak" ︀︀ ︀︀it currently takes me 14 clicks before bsky crashes\. whats your clickstreak

I did the grid thingy

Hyperbolic rhyme chamber...it's like the hyperbolic time chamber but it makes you a good rapper

THAT MAN IS MAINING A CHARACTER THEY'VE NEVER PLAYED THE SOURCE OF IN SMASH BROS

Draw your OC wearing nothing but this

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

During Holy Week, we remember: love is stronger than fear. Thank you to Wesley UMC for inviting me to worship with you. Happy Easter!

The US moved April Fools Day to April 30th this year because Melania Trump's second cousin was born today and found it offensive. This is too ridiculous to even joke about, which we can't since it isn't April Fools Day today.

James Talarico, the only prominent Christian to have any of the teachings of Christ halfway accurate being threatened with crucifixion is insanely funny

We can officially drop the trailer. Our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis is a throwback to some of the classics of the boomer shooter genre youtu.be/D0czMYzQ5ho?...

into the old man jenkins verse, i'm suprised i'm the first one to draw this!

read the news today

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

Share a green character for ☘️ or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck

"No way! Travis Touchdown, I have a beam sword too-" "Come on, man, she was seventeen. Are you such a loser you couldn't even groom right?" "Dude"

I ran out of Pokémon Crystal to play and now my life feels empty without it.

"think" is doing a lot of lifting here. He's a poser. Jake is a worse poser because he can't even scam correctly. Logan is at least not the worst professional wrestler ever. Jake is absolutely the worst professional boxer ever.

"You think this is okay, Cremia? Does any of this look okay? You got kids runnin' around in here and you DON'T check ID, but it's all fine because you gave 'em a HAT? Your bar is finished, you're done, and you're a failure!"

I stopped believing good things can happen

This should feel like a moment of great pride for me, but after re-watching Snow on Mt. Silver every morning before school in 6th grade it feels more like a Xenoblade cutscene.

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

this was a very relaxing stream

He looks like if a guitar pick could be an aryan soldier

ICE activity in Kansas City, and after an incident yesterday, apparent in Olathe as well. Proud to say neither town is taking this insult sitting down, but their situation needs to be heard all the same. www.kmbc.com/article/olat... Criminals are wearing enforcement to kidnap Americans.

I started drawing (for fun) Thread of all my art

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

THE REBEL SPIRIT OF KANSAS RETURNS BABEYYY

my most important skill is being able to balance imagining the yaoi AMV in my head with paying attention to the road while im driving

I have not had any likes in over half a year

pokemon universe brendon urie be like: "drinking white wine in the blushing light, just another...uhhhh..."

squid game

im tired of pretending man on the internet is cringe. if you arent smiling like an idiot slamming your hands on the nearest surface during "PREP FOR THE END AND WE FIRE THE CANNON" thats an issue with you im afraid

With the death of MK12, I thought I'd post my thoughts on MK11. This image kinda says it all. A lot of 11's story was pretty bad...but Jacqui, a character I was actively opposed to seeing again, was the light in the darkness here. Her story opposing the man who raised her, who himself was broken

Bob Iger should stub his toe on a coffee table and fall face first into the wooden surface

i think we should've kept the minecraft movie in that guy's suspiciously minecraft movie-shaped stomach guys

I don't think Nocturne is the hard SMT

"These sinus infection has me feeling low, thankfully the symptoms are starting to taper off" is a sentence my brain just constructed organically. God damn it.

Scott Cawthon! Verses...TOBY FOX TOBY TOBY TOBY FOX TOBY TOBY FOX TOBY FOX TO-TOBY FOX TO-TOBY FOOOOOOX TOOOOBYYY in a time as such as this to act is simply not enough tinker toys would fall flat if not for matpat cream puff

Wow what a cool Sonic racing game! I think im gonna buy this- oh that's Mike Pollock using pedophile rhetoric