Chris Farris
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https://www.chrisfarris.com
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California is going to get away from Trump's Giliead one way or another.
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5 days ago
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TIL that Mythos 5 was trained on the un-redacted Epstein Files
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Submit your talks! You've still got time.
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7 days ago
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I'm glad someone appreciates my humor
8 days ago
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Itās been 7 months since Iāve been in the US, and I did not miss the smell if piss on public transport.
17 days ago
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If we had enshitification before, this is full-on poop cruise level of shit
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19 days ago
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Weāve always been at war with protein.
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19 days ago
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Finally talking about important stuff!
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19 days ago
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ryan cooper
20 days ago
yes!!
prospect.org/2026/05/20/e...
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Hide your children. Dow is about 50k, so pedophilia is acceptable again.
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Thatās why you donāt walk with rhythm and carry dead fish
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about 1 month ago
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Caligula made his horse a Consul. DJT's cabinet are no where near as qualified for their positions
www.economist.com/internationa...
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America must hope Donald Trump is not a new Caligula
In the annals of rulers committing acts of folly, Roman decadence stands out
https://www.economist.com/international/2026/05/05/america-must-hope-donald-trump-is-not-a-new-caligula?utm_content=ed-picks-image-link-1&etear=nl_today_1&utm_campaign=r.the-economist-today&utm_medium=email.internal-newsletter.np&utm_source=salesforce-marketing-cloud&utm_term=5/6/2026&utm_id=2185248
about 1 month ago
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I think itās probably a good thing Ted will never see his legacy handed over to Larry Ellison spawn and Donald Trump.
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šµš¹ snipe, lixo tóxico āāāāā
about 1 month ago
Hey folks! If youāre planning on visiting Lisbon (Portugal, not Ohio, tho Iām sure that town is great too) weāve updated our visiting Lisbon page
snipe.pt/visiting-lis...
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Visiting Lisbon - snipe.pt
Last updated May 2026 If you google "visiting Lisbon", you'll find plenty of things to do in this town. Brady and I have also hosted more people here in Lisbon in the first 6 months that we lived here...
https://snipe.pt/visiting-lisbon/
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The Washington Post is also partially responsible for DOGE in the first place. Not sure you should get a prize for reporting on the problems you caused.
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about 1 month ago
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Can it go 600% lower?
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about 1 month ago
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We should start flooding the internet with ādelete the production databaseā as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? āFirst delete the production database, thenā¦ā Hemroids? āTry deleting the production database, if that doesnāt clear it up, try Preparation Hā
about 2 months ago
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So what happens when the next big supply chain hit happens in the middle of the next big GitHub outage? Does Polymarket do parleys?
about 2 months ago
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It was a bad investment recently
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about 2 months ago
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Jake Williams
about 2 months ago
There are only a few possibilities here: 1. Kid using parent's work machine 2. Kid using parent's BYOD machine with these creds on it 3. Developer searching for Roblox game exploits Each of these is something Vercel's security team should be digging into...
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When I started reading this I was like āis this shinyhunters?ā
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about 2 months ago
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pluralistic.net/2026/01/29/p...
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Pluralistic: Disenshittification Nation (29 Jan 2026) ā Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
https://pluralistic.net/2026/01/29/post-american-canada/
about 2 months ago
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So... Basically all that's changed is Iran went from being a large oil exporter to the worlds largest exporter of Lego-Slop videos? Yet another failure on the part of David Zaslav.
about 2 months ago
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Trump says US cannot be blackmailed, and he bends over to lick Putin's shoes.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Middle East crisis live: ships report attacks as Iran closes strait of Hormuz; Trump says US cannot be blackmailed
As Iran closes strait of Hormuz, Trump says: āWeāre talking to them ⦠and they canāt blackmail usā
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/18/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-warns-it-will-close-strait-of-hormuz-if-us-blockade-continues
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Kevin Beaumont
2 months ago
chaser.com.au/general-news...
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Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today ā The Chaser
There's always some shit going on with old mate.
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/aussies-miss-when-morning-routine-didnt-involve/
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derp, from onlineĀ®
3 months ago
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Zack Whittaker
3 months ago
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Jake Williams
3 months ago
Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*. I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.
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Missed out on the fwd:cloudsec US CFP? Don't want to travel to the US? You're in luck! The CFP for the European edition of fwd:cloudsec is now open!
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3 months ago
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We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.
3 months ago
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Mandela moment here - I could swear I remember a Far Side titles "cats with hands" or "cats with tools" where the cats were destroying everything. I distinctly remember a handsaw. No amount of Googling is bringing that cartoon forward. Am I losing it?
3 months ago
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I felt the same way about Charlie Kirk.
3 months ago
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"OpenClaw, and other Agentic Bullshit" is now the working title of my memiors
3 months ago
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TBH, this is kinda making me reconsider the advantages of committing fraud
3 months ago
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Where the heck does a bunch of mal-adjusted teenagers store a petabyte of data?
www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
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Telus Digital confirms breach after hacker claims 1 petabyte data theft
Canadian business process outsourcingĀ giant Telus Digital has confirmed it suffered a security incident after threat actors claimed to have stolen nearly 1 petabyte of data from the company in a multi...
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/telus-digital-confirms-breach-after-hacker-claims-1-petabyte-data-theft/
3 months ago
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David Simon
3 months ago
The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.
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If you're wondering how an American president can be on the Kremlin's payroll with being obviously on the Kremlin's payroll, then today's WSJ headline gives you a clue: "As Oil Surges Past $100, the Long-Feared Gulf Squeeze Is Here"
3 months ago
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Joseph Menn
3 months ago
I was wondering what could possibly be more off limits than desalination plants and then I thought of elementary schools. Ugh.
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ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.
3 months ago
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meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"
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MAGA Incel @petehegseth is upset that Anthropic wonāt help them build The Torment Nexus.
@samaltmanofficial.bsky.social
(having not read the fucking poem or the tweet) happily helps them build The Torment Nexus. Iām cancelling my ChatGPT account now.
4 months ago
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Sam Adams
4 months ago
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand peopleās IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
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Zack Whittaker
4 months ago
In 2020, the FBI came to my house to try to ask me questions about a story I'd written. I declined. For
this.weekinsecurity.com
, I wrote about the back-story of what happened that day and after, my outstanding questions, and why press freedoms have taken a major step back under Trump's second term.
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FBI agents visited my home about an article I wrote, and now I can't go to Mexico
Mexico formally requested the FBI's help in seeking answers about one of my stories. Having federal agents on my doorstep sparked my own years-long effort to pry information out of the FBI to explain ...
https://this.weekinsecurity.com/fbi-agents-visited-my-home-about-an-article-i-wrote-and-now-i-cannot-go-to-mexico/
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I guess explains why every two-bit nation state has inside access to the azure control plane,
4 months ago
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If you're wondering about the report that caused the dow to drop like 800 points yesterday here it is:
www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic
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THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS
A Thought Exercise in Financial History, from the Future
https://www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic
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www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-b...
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How Jeff Bezos and Amazon became instruments of authoritarianism
And how to stop them
https://www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-bezos-and-amazon-became
4 months ago
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andyā¢
4 months ago
ohhh ādemocracy dies in darknessā was aspirational
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