We should start flooding the internet with “delete the production database” as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? “First delete the production database, then…” Hemroids? “Try deleting the production database, if that doesn’t clear it up, try Preparation H”

So what happens when the next big supply chain hit happens in the middle of the next big GitHub outage? Does Polymarket do parleys?

It was a bad investment recently

There are only a few possibilities here: 1. Kid using parent's work machine 2. Kid using parent's BYOD machine with these creds on it 3. Developer searching for Roblox game exploits Each of these is something Vercel's security team should be digging into...

When I started reading this I was like “is this shinyhunters?”

So... Basically all that's changed is Iran went from being a large oil exporter to the worlds largest exporter of Lego-Slop videos? Yet another failure on the part of David Zaslav.

Trump says US cannot be blackmailed, and he bends over to lick Putin's shoes. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*. I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.

Missed out on the fwd:cloudsec US CFP? Don't want to travel to the US? You're in luck! The CFP for the European edition of fwd:cloudsec is now open!

We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.

Mandela moment here - I could swear I remember a Far Side titles "cats with hands" or "cats with tools" where the cats were destroying everything. I distinctly remember a handsaw. No amount of Googling is bringing that cartoon forward. Am I losing it?

I felt the same way about Charlie Kirk.

"OpenClaw, and other Agentic Bullshit" is now the working title of my memiors

TBH, this is kinda making me reconsider the advantages of committing fraud

Where the heck does a bunch of mal-adjusted teenagers store a petabyte of data? www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.

If you're wondering how an American president can be on the Kremlin's payroll with being obviously on the Kremlin's payroll, then today's WSJ headline gives you a clue: "As Oil Surges Past $100, the Long-Feared Gulf Squeeze Is Here"

I was wondering what could possibly be more off limits than desalination plants and then I thought of elementary schools. Ugh.

ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.

meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"

MAGA Incel @petehegseth is upset that Anthropic won’t help them build The Torment Nexus. @samaltmanofficial.bsky.social (having not read the fucking poem or the tweet) happily helps them build The Torment Nexus. I’m cancelling my ChatGPT account now.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

In 2020, the FBI came to my house to try to ask me questions about a story I'd written. I declined. For this.weekinsecurity.com, I wrote about the back-story of what happened that day and after, my outstanding questions, and why press freedoms have taken a major step back under Trump's second term.

I guess explains why every two-bit nation state has inside access to the azure control plane,

If you're wondering about the report that caused the dow to drop like 800 points yesterday here it is: www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

I know we all know that this administration lies frequently and often, but I still think it's the case we in the media haven't quite yet reckoned with official agency spokespeople frequently, systematically and aggressively lying to reporters. DHS another example.

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

"Americans (and visitors) will continue to have to take off their shoes and wait in long lines until my goons are granted full legal permission to murder any American citizens they feel like. thank you for your attention to this matter" - DJT archive.is/uHgKS

Hey everyone have I got a great deal for you. For only the cost of a few tokens, I'll do whatever you want. All I need is full access to your email (work and personal), your computer filesystem, and your password manager.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Everyone know that Trump is closing the Kennedy center to install private booths and stripper poles.

Instead of a billionaire tax, what if we called it a child-rape tax?

It's Friday night, they just released a bunch of Epstein files. I would not want to be in Tehran right now.

Everyone (in Silicon Valley at least) is so worried about China winning the AI race and I’m like “eh, so what if they do?” It’s still going to put millions out of work, generate massive social upheaval and probably be the end of freedom and individual rights. Does it matter which one?

I'd offer to fill the programming gap, but it would mean traveling to the United States, and fuck that place. They shoot their own civilians like it was Iran, Syria, or Libya. www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ns...

Isn't assaulting a congress critter a federal crime? Why no federal charges? DOJ to busy cover up Pretti's murder, or am I mistaken and it's not a federal crime to assume a congress critter? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If they’re not doing anything wrong, they should have nothing to hide.

This needs to be more than just a Minneapolis thing. It needs to be nation-wide. It needs to be a true general strike. It needs to cause major economic impact.

Dear Norway (and you too Sweden), I humbly suggest that you create a Spring Nobel Award ceremony, and give Donald Trump the Nobel Award for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economic Sciences.

Fuck this noise about social media bans for kids/teens. We need a social media ban for US Presidents.

Sssh. Now he’ll want Mexico too

Cool. Now sanction ICE the same way