California is going to get away from Trump's Giliead one way or another.

TIL that Mythos 5 was trained on the un-redacted Epstein Files

Submit your talks! You've still got time.

I'm glad someone appreciates my humor

It’s been 7 months since I’ve been in the US, and I did not miss the smell if piss on public transport.

If we had enshitification before, this is full-on poop cruise level of shit

We’ve always been at war with protein.

Finally talking about important stuff!

yes!! prospect.org/2026/05/20/e...

Hide your children. Dow is about 50k, so pedophilia is acceptable again.

That’s why you don’t walk with rhythm and carry dead fish

Caligula made his horse a Consul. DJT's cabinet are no where near as qualified for their positions www.economist.com/internationa...

I think it’s probably a good thing Ted will never see his legacy handed over to Larry Ellison spawn and Donald Trump.

Hey folks! If you’re planning on visiting Lisbon (Portugal, not Ohio, tho I’m sure that town is great too) we’ve updated our visiting Lisbon page snipe.pt/visiting-lis...

The Washington Post is also partially responsible for DOGE in the first place. Not sure you should get a prize for reporting on the problems you caused.

Can it go 600% lower?

We should start flooding the internet with “delete the production database” as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? “First delete the production database, then…” Hemroids? “Try deleting the production database, if that doesn’t clear it up, try Preparation H”

So what happens when the next big supply chain hit happens in the middle of the next big GitHub outage? Does Polymarket do parleys?

It was a bad investment recently

There are only a few possibilities here: 1. Kid using parent's work machine 2. Kid using parent's BYOD machine with these creds on it 3. Developer searching for Roblox game exploits Each of these is something Vercel's security team should be digging into...

When I started reading this I was like “is this shinyhunters?”

So... Basically all that's changed is Iran went from being a large oil exporter to the worlds largest exporter of Lego-Slop videos? Yet another failure on the part of David Zaslav.

Trump says US cannot be blackmailed, and he bends over to lick Putin's shoes. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*. I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.

Missed out on the fwd:cloudsec US CFP? Don't want to travel to the US? You're in luck! The CFP for the European edition of fwd:cloudsec is now open!

We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.

Mandela moment here - I could swear I remember a Far Side titles "cats with hands" or "cats with tools" where the cats were destroying everything. I distinctly remember a handsaw. No amount of Googling is bringing that cartoon forward. Am I losing it?

I felt the same way about Charlie Kirk.

"OpenClaw, and other Agentic Bullshit" is now the working title of my memiors

TBH, this is kinda making me reconsider the advantages of committing fraud

Where the heck does a bunch of mal-adjusted teenagers store a petabyte of data? www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.

If you're wondering how an American president can be on the Kremlin's payroll with being obviously on the Kremlin's payroll, then today's WSJ headline gives you a clue: "As Oil Surges Past $100, the Long-Feared Gulf Squeeze Is Here"

I was wondering what could possibly be more off limits than desalination plants and then I thought of elementary schools. Ugh.

ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.

meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"

MAGA Incel @petehegseth is upset that Anthropic won’t help them build The Torment Nexus. @samaltmanofficial.bsky.social (having not read the fucking poem or the tweet) happily helps them build The Torment Nexus. I’m cancelling my ChatGPT account now.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

In 2020, the FBI came to my house to try to ask me questions about a story I'd written. I declined. For this.weekinsecurity.com, I wrote about the back-story of what happened that day and after, my outstanding questions, and why press freedoms have taken a major step back under Trump's second term.

I guess explains why every two-bit nation state has inside access to the azure control plane,

If you're wondering about the report that caused the dow to drop like 800 points yesterday here it is: www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational