Chris Farris
@jcfarris.bsky.social
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https://www.chrisfarris.com
https://www.primeharbor.com
We should start flooding the internet with ādelete the production databaseā as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? āFirst delete the production database, thenā¦ā Hemroids? āTry deleting the production database, if that doesnāt clear it up, try Preparation Hā
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So what happens when the next big supply chain hit happens in the middle of the next big GitHub outage? Does Polymarket do parleys?
7 days ago
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It was a bad investment recently
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8 days ago
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Jake Williams
10 days ago
There are only a few possibilities here: 1. Kid using parent's work machine 2. Kid using parent's BYOD machine with these creds on it 3. Developer searching for Roblox game exploits Each of these is something Vercel's security team should be digging into...
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When I started reading this I was like āis this shinyhunters?ā
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10 days ago
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pluralistic.net/2026/01/29/p...
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Pluralistic: Disenshittification Nation (29 Jan 2026) ā Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
https://pluralistic.net/2026/01/29/post-american-canada/
11 days ago
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So... Basically all that's changed is Iran went from being a large oil exporter to the worlds largest exporter of Lego-Slop videos? Yet another failure on the part of David Zaslav.
11 days ago
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Trump says US cannot be blackmailed, and he bends over to lick Putin's shoes.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Middle East crisis live: ships report attacks as Iran closes strait of Hormuz; Trump says US cannot be blackmailed
As Iran closes strait of Hormuz, Trump says: āWeāre talking to them ⦠and they canāt blackmail usā
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/18/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-warns-it-will-close-strait-of-hormuz-if-us-blockade-continues
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Kevin Beaumont
27 days ago
chaser.com.au/general-news...
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Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today ā The Chaser
There's always some shit going on with old mate.
https://chaser.com.au/general-news/aussies-miss-when-morning-routine-didnt-involve/
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derp, from onlineĀ®
29 days ago
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Zack Whittaker
about 1 month ago
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Jake Williams
about 1 month ago
Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*. I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.
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Missed out on the fwd:cloudsec US CFP? Don't want to travel to the US? You're in luck! The CFP for the European edition of fwd:cloudsec is now open!
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about 1 month ago
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We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.
about 1 month ago
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Mandela moment here - I could swear I remember a Far Side titles "cats with hands" or "cats with tools" where the cats were destroying everything. I distinctly remember a handsaw. No amount of Googling is bringing that cartoon forward. Am I losing it?
about 1 month ago
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I felt the same way about Charlie Kirk.
about 1 month ago
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"OpenClaw, and other Agentic Bullshit" is now the working title of my memiors
about 1 month ago
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TBH, this is kinda making me reconsider the advantages of committing fraud
about 1 month ago
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Where the heck does a bunch of mal-adjusted teenagers store a petabyte of data?
www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
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Telus Digital confirms breach after hacker claims 1 petabyte data theft
Canadian business process outsourcingĀ giant Telus Digital has confirmed it suffered a security incident after threat actors claimed to have stolen nearly 1 petabyte of data from the company in a multi...
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/telus-digital-confirms-breach-after-hacker-claims-1-petabyte-data-theft/
about 2 months ago
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David Simon
about 2 months ago
The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.
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If you're wondering how an American president can be on the Kremlin's payroll with being obviously on the Kremlin's payroll, then today's WSJ headline gives you a clue: "As Oil Surges Past $100, the Long-Feared Gulf Squeeze Is Here"
about 2 months ago
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Joseph Menn
about 2 months ago
I was wondering what could possibly be more off limits than desalination plants and then I thought of elementary schools. Ugh.
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ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.
about 2 months ago
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meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"
about 2 months ago
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MAGA Incel @petehegseth is upset that Anthropic wonāt help them build The Torment Nexus.
@samaltmanofficial.bsky.social
(having not read the fucking poem or the tweet) happily helps them build The Torment Nexus. Iām cancelling my ChatGPT account now.
2 months ago
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Sam Adams
2 months ago
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand peopleās IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
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Zack Whittaker
2 months ago
In 2020, the FBI came to my house to try to ask me questions about a story I'd written. I declined. For
this.weekinsecurity.com
, I wrote about the back-story of what happened that day and after, my outstanding questions, and why press freedoms have taken a major step back under Trump's second term.
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FBI agents visited my home about an article I wrote, and now I can't go to Mexico
Mexico formally requested the FBI's help in seeking answers about one of my stories. Having federal agents on my doorstep sparked my own years-long effort to pry information out of the FBI to explain ...
https://this.weekinsecurity.com/fbi-agents-visited-my-home-about-an-article-i-wrote-and-now-i-cannot-go-to-mexico/
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I guess explains why every two-bit nation state has inside access to the azure control plane,
2 months ago
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If you're wondering about the report that caused the dow to drop like 800 points yesterday here it is:
www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic
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THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS
A Thought Exercise in Financial History, from the Future
https://www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic
2 months ago
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www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-b...
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How Jeff Bezos and Amazon became instruments of authoritarianism
And how to stop them
https://www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-bezos-and-amazon-became
2 months ago
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andyā¢
3 months ago
ohhh ādemocracy dies in darknessā was aspirational
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Kevin Collier
2 months ago
I know we all know that this administration lies frequently and often, but I still think it's the case we in the media haven't quite yet reckoned with official agency spokespeople frequently, systematically and aggressively lying to reporters. DHS another example.
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Andrea Joy Campbell
2 months ago
Let's try this again š Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?
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"Americans (and visitors) will continue to have to take off their shoes and wait in long lines until my goons are granted full legal permission to murder any American citizens they feel like. thank you for your attention to this matter" - DJT
archive.is/uHgKS
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2 months ago
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Hey everyone have I got a great deal for you. For only the cost of a few tokens, I'll do whatever you want. All I need is full access to your email (work and personal), your computer filesystem, and your password manager.
2 months ago
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formthehead
3 months ago
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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Everyone know that Trump is closing the Kennedy center to install private booths and stripper poles.
3 months ago
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Instead of a billionaire tax, what if we called it a child-rape tax?
3 months ago
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It's Friday night, they just released a bunch of Epstein files. I would not want to be in Tehran right now.
3 months ago
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Everyone (in Silicon Valley at least) is so worried about China winning the AI race and Iām like āeh, so what if they do?ā Itās still going to put millions out of work, generate massive social upheaval and probably be the end of freedom and individual rights. Does it matter which one?
3 months ago
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I'd offer to fill the programming gap, but it would mean traveling to the United States, and fuck that place. They shoot their own civilians like it was Iran, Syria, or Libya.
www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ns...
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Federal agencies abruptly pull out of RSAC after organizer hires Easterly
The decision fits a pattern of government withdrawal from the cybersecurity community under the Trump administration.
https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-nsa-fbi-rsac-conference-jen-easterly/810482/
3 months ago
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Isn't assaulting a congress critter a federal crime? Why no federal charges? DOJ to busy cover up Pretti's murder, or am I mistaken and it's not a federal crime to assume a congress critter?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Democratic congressman punched in racist attack at Sundance film festival
Maxwell Alejandro Frost says attacker ātold me Trump was going to deport meā as police say suspect arrested
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/25/congressman-maxwell-alejandro-frost-attack-police
3 months ago
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If theyāre not doing anything wrong, they should have nothing to hide.
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3 months ago
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This needs to be more than just a Minneapolis thing. It needs to be nation-wide. It needs to be a true general strike. It needs to cause major economic impact.
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3 months ago
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Dear Norway (and you too Sweden), I humbly suggest that you create a Spring Nobel Award ceremony, and give Donald Trump the Nobel Award for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economic Sciences.
3 months ago
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Fuck this noise about social media bans for kids/teens. We need a social media ban for US Presidents.
3 months ago
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Sssh. Now heāll want Mexico too
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3 months ago
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Cool. Now sanction ICE the same way
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4 months ago
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