Chris Farris
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Cloud Security Nerd
https://www.chrisfarris.com
https://www.primeharbor.com
Everyone (in Silicon Valley at least) is so worried about China winning the AI race and Iām like āeh, so what if they do?ā Itās still going to put millions out of work, generate massive social upheaval and probably be the end of freedom and individual rights. Does it matter which one?
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I'd offer to fill the programming gap, but it would mean traveling to the United States, and fuck that place. They shoot their own civilians like it was Iran, Syria, or Libya.
www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ns...
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Federal agencies abruptly pull out of RSAC after organizer hires Easterly
The decision fits a pattern of government withdrawal from the cybersecurity community under the Trump administration.
https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-nsa-fbi-rsac-conference-jen-easterly/810482/
3 days ago
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Isn't assaulting a congress critter a federal crime? Why no federal charges? DOJ to busy cover up Pretti's murder, or am I mistaken and it's not a federal crime to assume a congress critter?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Democratic congressman punched in racist attack at Sundance film festival
Maxwell Alejandro Frost says attacker ātold me Trump was going to deport meā as police say suspect arrested
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/25/congressman-maxwell-alejandro-frost-attack-police
4 days ago
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If theyāre not doing anything wrong, they should have nothing to hide.
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7 days ago
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This needs to be more than just a Minneapolis thing. It needs to be nation-wide. It needs to be a true general strike. It needs to cause major economic impact.
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8 days ago
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Dear Norway (and you too Sweden), I humbly suggest that you create a Spring Nobel Award ceremony, and give Donald Trump the Nobel Award for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economic Sciences.
9 days ago
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Fuck this noise about social media bans for kids/teens. We need a social media ban for US Presidents.
10 days ago
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Sssh. Now heāll want Mexico too
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10 days ago
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Cool. Now sanction ICE the same way
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16 days ago
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I think itās foolish that DHS and Trump are putting ICE agents in harms way like this. An Air force strategic bombing run and a few cruise missiles would save a lot of incidents of slipping on the ice.
17 days ago
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Good, now do that for the United States!
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18 days ago
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Sounds a lot like the justification of Lidice.
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18 days ago
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Jake Williams
22 days ago
Make him famous.
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He has no choice. Once there is regime change in the US, he knows he'll be indicted and his companies nationalized.
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26 days ago
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I guess he's worried about missile strikes from Washington now?
nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/12/29/e...
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EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani's Official Swearing In Will Be At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/12/29/exclusive-mamdani-will-be-sworn-in-at-abandoned-original-city-hall-subway-station
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WIRED
about 1 month ago
Savvy countries will discover thereās a way to mitigate the harm incurred by Trumpās tariffsāand itāll boost their own economies while making goods cheaper too.
www.wired.com/story/us-tra...
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US Trade Dominance Will Soon Begin to Crack
Savvy countries will discover thereās a way to mitigate the harm incurred by Trumpās tariffsāand itāll boost their own economies while making goods cheaper too.
https://www.wired.com/story/us-trade-dominance-will-begin-to-crack/
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Another example of Europe's war on Happy Holidays
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These Epstein files are more blacked-out than Pete Hegseth after the Pentagon Christmas party.
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I know many of you have wondered: Is it fwd:cloudsec EU because it's limited to the EU, or because the organizers are just lazy? Well, the European Organizing Committee is happy to put all of that to rest with the announcement of.... fwd:cloudsec Europe 2026: 7 and 8 Sept, London UK.
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about 2 months ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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about 2 months ago
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AWS Keynote (Garman) kicks off with a customer building a tool to isolate sounds and power the surveillance state.
about 2 months ago
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Mad Men is streaming on HBO MAX. In case you want to pine for the days when alcoholic misogynists ran ad agencies and not the Pentagon.
about 2 months ago
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A 17 day pregnancy?
about 2 months ago
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You forgot massive failures of data security and privacy. You can re-fund programs. You can't un-breach data in the hands of the Russians and Chinese. And that's before we talk about the dead from USAID cuts
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2 months ago
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And promptly hires Nicolas Sarkozy's lawyer
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2 months ago
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I guess they're admitting to being racists.
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2 months ago
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Incorrect Sir. The American President is on your side. But, that's probably mostly due to those bubba pictures.
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2 months ago
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Megan Kelly is not wrong if you adopt the MAGA point of view. The mainstream view is that pedophilia is wrong because minors can't consent. But if you're the party of "Your Body My Choice", then the issue of consent is irrelevant, only the issue of physical maturity. Thus Megan Kelly's comment
2 months ago
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Trump palling around with Mamdani was a brilliant move. The best way to distract right-wing rage against the Chamberlain-esque deal he's pushing on Ukraine is to gin up some controversy inside MAGA over a domestic issue. I tip my hat to his KGB handlers for this brilliant PR move.
2 months ago
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Someone needs to scribe this on a cave wall so our great great grandchildren understand what happened.
2 months ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
2 months ago
"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
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Good Fucking Riddance
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene will resign after fallout with Trump
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/marjorie-taylor-greene-resign-trump-epstein-mtg.html
2 months ago
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The Onion
2 months ago
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
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The Onion
2 months ago
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
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Why the hell does everyone think the Epsteins were talking about Donald giving āBubbaā a blow job and not Melina or Ivanka?
2 months ago
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Ok BSides Lisbonās opening video was pretty cool.
#BSidesLX
3 months ago
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Six rizzz Skibidi seven
3 months ago
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Sitting at a desk is proven to be very unhealthy. Sam is doing America a service by sending the white collar workers back into the fields to toil for 12 hours to scrape up enough to subsist for another day.
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3 months ago
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Given that we elected a Groomer as president, can we go back to when it was acceptable to have sprint and backlog grooming sessions?
4 months ago
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I almost ended a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" and now I want to throw myself in the ocean.
4 months ago
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www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffai...
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
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Shackled and chained: Mass detention of Koreans fuels criticism of US - The Korea Times
Public anger toward the U.S. is intensifying in Seoul after Koreans who returned from mass arrest in Georgia on Friday described squalid detention...
https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffairs/20250914/shackled-and-chained-mass-detention-of-koreans-fuels-criticism-of-us
4 months ago
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Jesus, even ChatGPT is in denial over the state of the country.
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4 months ago
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Even the Russians are getting hit with the Fake North Korean Worker Scams!
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4 months ago
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Just gonna leave this here. Sleepy Joe Biden never let the government shutdown on his watch. How incompetent of a President do you have to be to not even be able to keep your own government open? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
4 months ago
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Itās proper the address the sore as āMr. Presidentā
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