Chris Farris
@jcfarris.bsky.social
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Cloud Security Nerd
https://www.chrisfarris.com
https://www.primeharbor.com
You forgot massive failures of data security and privacy. You can re-fund programs. You can't un-breach data in the hands of the Russians and Chinese. And that's before we talk about the dead from USAID cuts
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And promptly hires Nicolas Sarkozy's lawyer
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5 days ago
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I guess they're admitting to being racists.
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5 days ago
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Incorrect Sir. The American President is on your side. But, that's probably mostly due to those bubba pictures.
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8 days ago
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Megan Kelly is not wrong if you adopt the MAGA point of view. The mainstream view is that pedophilia is wrong because minors can't consent. But if you're the party of "Your Body My Choice", then the issue of consent is irrelevant, only the issue of physical maturity. Thus Megan Kelly's comment
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Trump palling around with Mamdani was a brilliant move. The best way to distract right-wing rage against the Chamberlain-esque deal he's pushing on Ukraine is to gin up some controversy inside MAGA over a domestic issue. I tip my hat to his KGB handlers for this brilliant PR move.
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Someone needs to scribe this on a cave wall so our great great grandchildren understand what happened.
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Kevin M. Kruse
9 days ago
"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."
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Good Fucking Riddance
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene will resign after fallout with Trump
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/marjorie-taylor-greene-resign-trump-epstein-mtg.html
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The Onion
10 days ago
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
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The Onion
10 days ago
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
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Why the hell does everyone think the Epsteins were talking about Donald giving “Bubba” a blow job and not Melina or Ivanka?
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Ok BSides Lisbon’s opening video was pretty cool.
#BSidesLX
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Six rizzz Skibidi seven
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Sitting at a desk is proven to be very unhealthy. Sam is doing America a service by sending the white collar workers back into the fields to toil for 12 hours to scrape up enough to subsist for another day.
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Given that we elected a Groomer as president, can we go back to when it was acceptable to have sprint and backlog grooming sessions?
about 2 months ago
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I almost ended a work email with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" and now I want to throw myself in the ocean.
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www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffai...
Koreans and others should boycott Hyundai until they pull out of the Georgia plant investment.
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Shackled and chained: Mass detention of Koreans fuels criticism of US - The Korea Times
Public anger toward the U.S. is intensifying in Seoul after Koreans who returned from mass arrest in Georgia on Friday described squalid detention...
https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/foreignaffairs/20250914/shackled-and-chained-mass-detention-of-koreans-fuels-criticism-of-us
about 2 months ago
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Jesus, even ChatGPT is in denial over the state of the country.
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about 2 months ago
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Even the Russians are getting hit with the Fake North Korean Worker Scams!
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about 2 months ago
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Just gonna leave this here. Sleepy Joe Biden never let the government shutdown on his watch. How incompetent of a President do you have to be to not even be able to keep your own government open? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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It’s proper the address the sore as “Mr. President”
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Remember when we wore masks to protect others from a deadly disease, and not because we wanted to Cosplay paramilitary and abduct people who didn't look american enough
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This is the part in the story where they're told they must personally swear an oath of allegiance to the President. Sort of an oath for soldiers, you know a Soldier's Oath.
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2 months ago
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Russia would never shoot down another country's aircraft that violated its airspace.
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Christophe Tafani-Dereeper
3 months ago
If you're into cloud security, fwd:cloudsec Europe is now live. Schedule:
fwdcloudsec.org/conference/e...
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3 months ago
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And now I’m humming Graceland by Paul Simon…
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3 months ago
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I wonder if SalesLoft had their SOC2….
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Mattwest Mattfest 2025!
3 months ago
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
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3 months ago
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Darth Putin
3 months ago
Donald so incompetent he'll be the first fascist to make the trains late.
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The case for an EU retaliatory tariff on digital services in one image...
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Missing The Point
3 months ago
In honor of Ashli Babbitt, during her funeral the U.S. Air Force will strafe the U.S. Capitol.
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Air Force to provide funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt
The U.S. Air Force will provide Jan. 6 rioter Ashli Babbitt with military funeral honors, reversing a Biden-era decision that denied her family’s request, according to a legal group that has …
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5474030-air-force-to-provide-funeral-honors-to-ashli-babbitt/
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The coverup begins!
3 months ago
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Why the hell are people putting AKIAs in Salesforce?
cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
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I do think it's possible to work around the Data Sovereignty and availability issues presented by US ownership of major cloud providers. 1. Require companies in your jurisdiction to leverage "sovereign clouds" operating inside your jurisdiction and only staffed by people subject to your laws
3 months ago
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FFS, can we please stop talking about Rosanne Barr
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3 months ago
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I’m sure Trump has made some of his victims sign things at Mar a Lago, so this makes sense to me
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3 months ago
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Darth Putin
3 months ago
Asking Ukraine to sign anything in Budapest is like asking a woman to sign an NDA with a man in the hotel room he drugged & raped her in.
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All hail Humvee Man!
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3 months ago
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I feel like the most important decision I will make moving to Europe is do I join the Nespresso or the other brand of capsules. This is like android vs iOS pressure. I don’t want to be green!
4 months ago
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Its performance review season already?
4 months ago
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Are we Great Again?
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I get all the breaches I can handle from following
@troyhunt.com
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The other plane involved in the traffic alert and collision avoidance system alert was a Hawker Hunter MK 58 single-seat fighter jet, a source familiar with the situation said. That jet is registered to a company, Federal Aviation Administration records show. WITAF?
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Step 1: Below Step 2: TDS is classified as a mental illness Step 3: anyone who disagrees with the state is institutionalized. Late Stage Capitalism is starting to look a fucking lot like Communism.
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4 months ago
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Chris Morran
4 months ago
“I was threatened with being referred to the FBI... They also threatened to stain my record so I would never get a job again. They also threatened with an extended detention if I didn’t give them the passwords to the student information or to my district files."
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Vermont school superintendent detained after trip to Nicaragua
Wilmer Chavarria, the superintendent of the Winooski School District, was held by U.S. Customs and Border Protection while returning to the country after visiting family.
https://www.wmtw.com/article/winooski-vermont-schools-superintendent-detained/65486891
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Lizzie Speaks Too Soon
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