Being a maid is such hard work but all my clients really know how to tip and show their appreciation

So pretty

Slander. Do not believe it

I kinda feel like I should cancel my adderall prescription so I can get a pilots license. Idk, I got it for my masters but don't really feel like continuing

I deliver snugs, hugs and so much more. Please don't forget to pet your delivery boy

The last 6 months I've been fighting injuries. First my knee which I blew out and got physical therapy then I sprained my foot. I really need to get back into a work out routine but 6 months of nothing just frustrates me. I know I'll be starting over.

May i present racecar.

Another week = another interview The squeaky wheel gets the oil. I can do this

Possible car problems popping up this month. My seat warmers blew a fuse again making me thing I have a short in the wire harness and my heater blower is making noises like birds chirping. Might need to be replaced 😤 less then a year after the warranty ended

What a game. I'll never forget it, the loss hurt but there is so much respect for both teams. The Huskies fans near me were very nice and I had the best time. We'll see you again at the PAC12 championship 🦆

Bleh my tummy hurts today 😞 please provide tummy rubs for support

Grrrr. I hate HOA. So many pretty affordable houses costing as much as a house worth 100k more without HOA.

I am selling my "Big Flip" MixedCandy rabbit fursuit - this suit is in REALLY great condition and is a fantastic opportunity to own a great suit from a great maker without waiting for years to get one. Check out all the details here: www.thedealersden.com/listing/mixe... Reposts appreciated!

Hi I'm Mo and I'm a responsible adult who makes responsible purchases

Lick em! >:3 @mothecoyote.bsky.social

My paws are little ice cubes and I wish you warm them on your tummy

Cummins just bought into a battery company for electric trucks. The Diesel giant is transitioning

Anyone else's company has like synchronized poops. Same time every day every stall is being used. Like we are taking synergy way to far

Another friend gone way to soon. I'll miss you Dive. You were a amazing friend and a beautiful human being. RIP 🦆❤️🦆❤️🦆❤️

Weekend is almost here. My urge to be a big fluffy coyote is growing

I still think this is one of the most beautiful aircraft ever made and I could look at it forever The F-111 first plane with swept wings in flight for super sonic flight and the cockpit has the pilot and RIO sitting next to eachother in a pod that ejects and can act as it's own life boat

Made a AD account because I don't wanna flood your timeliness with horny yote energy all day bsky.app/profile/mopu...

Would you play with me?

Every day me and my partner wfh together I wake up and go annoy them till they give me all the love and affection I desire by threatening to pee on them. Yesterday she did not believe me, so I marked her quickly then ran away bravely. Remember. Pet your coyotes

Edging myself all day yesterday did not help me put this on today

I just received a 3 paragraph email cc'd to me sent to my boss thanking me for doing the minimum at work to resolve a issue. If that tells how lazy some of my coworkers are

I see you Cessna flying over Bravo air space. Who's dick did you suck to get clearance for that? 👀

Feed coyote for 1 coyote cuddle Apply below

Texas is hot but paws are hotter

Was a shiny puppy at a pup event this past weekend. I have not been squeaky in over a year. Felt so good back in latex, right where I belong

This boy turned 5 years old yesterday. He is a beautiful suit and holdong up great. Here's for 5 more!