[insert your own swear word] #Rovers

Take it back…

We never doubted you Pears… #Rovers

Sacking someone costs money… we know how that ends…. #Rovers

Well… being a football fan is fun, isn’t it kids! #Rovers

Beyond fecking bonkers this…

Have I just spent the last ten minutes googling Windy Miller T-shirts? Yes Is this because my adoration for Lewis Miller is growing with every minute he plays. Also yes. #Rovers

I knows I’m posting a link from the dark side here, sorry… but if anyone’s interested in finding out more about what the Team Clyde Trophy Walk is (that’s happening tomorrow), why we’re doing it and how you can join in…Baysey on Radio Lancs very kindly let me wang on x.com/bbclancsspor...

Now over £1,600 raised and over 60 people joining in with one part of the Team Clyde Trophy Walk or another… it’s next Sunday (18th May) and it’s going to be right good do (and possibly chuffing hard for the folk doing all of it)… #Rovers

The Team Clyde Trophy Walk is happening two weeks today! We’ve now got over 60 people joining in with one part of the walk or another & we’re within sniffing distance of raising £1,500 for the Bone Cancer Research Trust The walk is celebrating the 30th anniversary of #Rovers lifting the PL trophy…

How do you know when your shirt sponsor is the best shirt sponsor? When they say yes, to joining in with the #Rovers fans doing the Team Clyde Trophy Walk for the Bone Cancer Research Trust, that’s when!

IT'S HAPPENING! The Team Clyde Trophy Walk! On 18th May. From Clatterbridge Cancer Centre to Anfield - then (as it'll be the weekend after the 30th anniversary of #Rovers winning the PL Trophy at Liverpool ) we're walking the route to 'bring the trophy home' to Ewood Park - for BCRT

We’re with you and we stand with Ukraine President Zelenskyy 👊 #IStandWithZelenskyy #IStandWithUkraine

In other news… might be having a beverage with mates (before stuff starts tasting shit again), ideas are forming: we won the league in Liverpool 30 years ago, my treatment is at the Clatterbridge (Liverpool) thinking, walk from t’Clatterbridge to Ewood Park in May, raising funds for BCRT Anyone in?

Today has been an absolute belter… may your weekend by merry and bright dear BlueSky & #RoversBeerClub peeps #Cheers @simonjohnfish.bsky.social @costley94.bsky.social @ninjathunder.bsky.social @brisbanerover.bsky.social

Galvanize is ON the matchday playlist! #Rovers

If we didn’t know the ‘one that’s gone’ had been applying for every job going for a good wee while, might feel sorry for him right now. However, we do… and the current QPR v Derby scoreline is making my innards glow! #Rovers

To hopes and expectations of tremendous weekend. Cheers all. #RoversBeerClub #Rovers @simonjohnfish.bsky.social @ninjathunder.bsky.social @costley94.bsky.social @brisbanerover.bsky.social

So the club have asked us to suggest tunes for Saturday’s match day playlist… if we could all request Galvanize by The Chemical Brothers, that would be very much appreciated. #Rovers

This is what we wanted. It’s absolutely what we needed. We galvanised. Onwards #Rovers

Travis has been doing Travis things. If you don’t love Lewis Travis, please go and pop yourself in the bin. Very many thank yous. #Rovers #OhCaptainMyCaptain

No Manager FC 2 Previous Rovers Manager’s Club 0 #Rovers

‘king hell, nearly spilt my beer! FEED BIG MAK AND HE WILL SCORE! #Rovers

Dear David Lowe… testicles out of your hand bag time at half time please Shake things up. Half time subs. (Of the upfront attacking kind, please and thank you)

Have had a word stuck in my head since this week’s #Rovers debacle started: galvanise. Dreamt I met Trav (as you do) and told him… galvanise. He’s your Captain, he’s my Captain (#ohcaptainmycaptain). He’s going to galvanise the team… in Trav we trust.

Until the ownership changes, or they start actively demonstrating they actually give a shit, we’re stuck in this cycle… regardless of who plays for us, who manages us, who’s in charge of the recruitment or who coaches us. We’re stuck. #Rovers

I’m blaming my football club for calling a #RoversBeerClub #Cheers on a Monday night… but cheers all. @simonjohnfish.bsky.social @ninjathunder.bsky.social @costley94.bsky.social @brisbanerover.bsky.social

Such fun being a #Rovers fan isn’t it…

So… last home match before ‘chemo number 2’ starts is going to be with whoever’s the new chap/ Damien Johnson, yes? #Rovers

And now… we #Rovers fans do join our hands together and pray: “Please let the 2025 January Transfer Window (even though it’s not January anymore, but we’ll gloss over that point), be the year we don’t drop a monumental bollock and royally cock it up. Please and thank you” Amen.

Thank fuck for that… What place are we in the league people? #Rovers

What’re you wearing tomorrow Jen? Do believe that’ll be my ‘I 💙TC8’ hoodie, courtesy of @brfcs.bsky.social … yourself? #Rovers

Buckley to score tonight people. If you’re a betting person, pop 50p on that. #Rovers (Full disclosure: my daughter’s boyfriend is using my season ticket this evening, and so yes, I’ve had a beer)

BREAKING NEWS! We are announcing someone none of us had heard of before this week 10 minutes before kick off… #Rovers

Sometimes, the Facebook timehop remindery thing isn’t all that shit. One of today’s was an absolute gem… (Hannah’s my now 17 year old daughter… Joe is my boy who’s now 13)

It’s January and shit happens… that is the #Rovers January way. But our team isn’t just on its last legs, the legs are beyond buggered, and it’s crying out for investment. Just as well we have such an exemplary record in recent January transfer windows… such fun!

Time to unleash the D-Lion? #Rovers

This week I purchased an orangutan called Clyde. There was a reason for said purchase. It is not a sensible one. Meet Clyde 👇

What place are we in the league? That’ll be the number 👇

Chuffing Nora! Game of two halves as they say… #Rovers

FUCKING HELL! He’s only gone and done it! #FeedBigMakAndHeWillScore #Rovers

Dunny’s lad on the bench! #Rovers

We don’t get snow on the coast very often, so today is giving unexpected joy… dear BlueSky peeps, say hello to SNOW DOOOOOG!

CANTWEEEEELLLLL! #Rovers

Luke Littler is a Northern Lad. He is one of ours. You don’t fuck with the North dear friends… We’re not shit. We will give fist pumps and enjoy what we’re doing, or take the piss and still win… Northern Spirit is something you cannot bottle. #WorldDartsChampionship

Have you just made a possibly stupid prediction about tomorrow’s match? Aye. Did you just make that stupid prediction because your mouth starting saying words you weren’t thinking about properly. Yup Did you just do that live on the radio? Also yes. Might have a beer… #Rovers

New Year’s Resolutions shouldn’t be a thing. No point. Save yourself the bother. Please promise to be kind and not be a dick regardless of what day of the year it is. Amen.

2024 has had its shitty parts, but some fantabulous moments. My wish for you, is that 2025 has very many more fantabulous moments than shitty parts. But for now, we drink. Go well x #Cheers

Was today disappointing… yes. Does Gueye appear to have as much of a striker’s instinct as your slipper.. bless him, but yes. Are we currently batting above our weight… absolutely yes. Bring on 2025! #Rovers

My in-depth analysis of that football match 👇 You’re welcome #Rovers