Go to an away match they said. It will be fun they said. #swfc

10/10 punny reporting here 👏

Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.

Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.

Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?

Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas" *working weeks for me!

All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!

I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week. One scored two goals and three bonus point. One scored a goal and got a bonus point. One blanked. Guess which one I triple captained?

Well that was a disappointing match. Sometimes it's the hope that kills you. #swfc

If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago. Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai. Guaranteed fails, every week.

I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!

Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!

Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!

Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!

Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.

We’re delighted to welcome Liam Cooper to the Owls! The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊 👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...

Cris-tear-ano Ronaldo

Had to wait until Chansiri was gone to get this, and it's just arrived. #swfc

Note to self: stop buying chocolate-based donations for the village Christmas Fayre tombola

The fact that the education system is currently not set up tp support neurodiverse students is right there as obvious, low-hanging fruit to help answer this www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Haaland has a pen saved as well. Unbelievable!

And in the blink of an eye, Dan Burn got sent off and Senesi missed a penalty so maybe not #FPL

And with no Guehi in the squad today, I will now get these subbed in! About time I had some #FPL luck this season

10 points on my bench from Cullen 😬

Wonder how many complaints Joe are going to get about the error in their Friday quiz.

Alan Carr the genuis that you are! #celebritytraitors

Blue and white night under the lights was worth it just for thst fantastic Bannan goal. Extra bonus seeing some Wednesday legends. #swfc

Shoutout to everyone who's been up since bastard o'clock to get their Christmas food shop booked.

Ah this was a lovely day woth some beautiful November sunshine

'Autumn Glow' by contemporary UK printmaker Annie Soudain #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Apart from Lewis being amazing, that's also the first time in years I can remember Katya being able to just really go for it and dance her heart out. She really is outstanding! #Strictly

Home from a good day out at West Brom. We got a hard-earned point and saw the famous boiler mascot. Great effort by the player. #swfc

Off to my first away match in four years today! Excited to see a new ground and experience the massive #swfc support.

The Owls can confirm that staff and players at Sheffield Wednesday have been paid on time - in fact, payments were made one day early. This marks a major step forward in stabilising the club’s operations and rebuilding trust both internally and with our supporters 👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/oc...

Massive deflection from Jonathan at the table and they let him get away with it. That is infuriating!!

We’re delighted to announce that the SWFC Women’s Supporters Group are now the proud sponsors of Ethan Horvath and Jarvis Thornton for the remainder of the season! 🦉⚽️ Every contribution helps administrators in their efforts to secure the future of SWFC 💪 #SWFC | #WAWAW

Every #swfc fan combing through the pics of ths crowd from Saturday trying to spot themselves.

Me: It's so sunny! Have I overslept? Checks clock and sees it's only 8am Happy extra hour of sleep night to all those who celebrate!!

I really thought we might snatch a point from that match but it wasn't to be. Round of applause to the scoreboard operator for removing the Chansiri virus from the club. Hillsborough is ours again and Chansiri's gone ole ole!

If feels good to put the blue and white stripes on again. 💙🤍💙

Nick has well and truly laid a trap for Jonathan now. At breakfast, JR is going to have to pretend he stood in the middle of the chess board. The remaining faithful can catch him out IF they don't reveal that Claudia was the sign they were saved. #CelebrityTraitors

Oh my goodness! I can only assume this surprise timing is because the press had got wind and were about to leak the news. Good on them both for taking back the narrative. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Celebrity Traitors is living up tp expectations in the turret and on the missions, but - whispers quietly - the roundtables are a bit shit.

the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary” just look outside your window 😅

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

Amongst many other more important things, I cannot send gifs at work through giphy because of the AWS shortage. Worst Monday morning ever!

That's better. Highest gameweek score of the season. Weirdly have no skin in any of the remaining games so I know ny rank will drop but hopefully not too much. #FPL

Fusire's strike came back off the post and Jamal Lowe was there to finish the rebound! 🔴2-1🦉

Thoughts on this for a GW8 Wild Card? #fpl Am wondering whether to double up on Arsenal defence Kudus could change to Sarr. Open to changing Xhaka as well. Not 100% convinced about Joao Pedro but his ownership is high.

From Level 44 to Level 68!