Wait, I have more things to say. Go on, sorry for the interruption.

🎵 Daddy don't forget me🎵 I haven't but you're dead.

(Liz) What is it, Rick? Porridge. I think I know what did this. Scotch mist. 🌫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥣

Everyone has a special talent, mine is being able to write,....produce,direct, act, paint. Some people are good plumbers, that's their gig.

Everyone has a special talent, mine is being able to write,....produce,direct, act, paint. Some people are good plumbers, that's their gig.

If you can't get it in one take , then you're not an actor in my opinion.

They tried all the positions, on top, doggy and normal.

There are rebels and there are innovators. I'm a rebel.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic, too. Yes. That makes sense.

(Daddy don't forget me... I haven't but your dead) You have a little brother now And one day we'll all meet in Valhalla. 🐛👁👶🏼💀

As I rounded the corner, I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef. 🏃‍♂️🌽🐮

I hope you're sitting uncomfortably.

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That's Dr Lucien Sanchez, hotshot surgeon. He's a good buddy, though sometimes we have punch ups.

I have never exploded, but I know what it would be like. Don't ask me how. I just do. I've always just known. 🚫💥

I'll get a wimpy. 🍟🍔🥤

You're right. I do. Larry Renwick was admitted here last week. The guy went axe-happy on a trout farm, he killed 60 fish 🪓🐟

I ran the only way I knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession

Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off. 🚫👐

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I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat and it weren't pretty. 🚫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Blood? Blood! Crimson, copper smelling blood, his blood. Blood, blood, blood... And bits of sick. 🩸🤮

In black fang I asked what if a rat could drive a bus? And what if it and it's rat brethren took over and ate parliament. ⚫️🦷🐀🚎

Of course! She's turning into 🥦

Two, three, four... five? Oh, yeah, I shot Duncan. Hang tight.