Guys, this has been a rough few weeks. Doc found a lump. Had a mammo last week. Now I'm told if I *don't* hear from them by Christmas, I should be in the clear. Terrified of my phone now. Think on this since I can't tell most people irl what's going on & why I'm distracted.

Just an IMPORTANT HOLIDAY REMINDER: katieusingwords.com/2021/12/10/g...

Who has made this 🤣

So proud of Ireland and RTE for taking a stand. So proud of every nation that sits out this garbage. #Eurovision

Three new kittens adopted into our family 2 wks ago. Their Meows: Cat #1: chirps Cat #2: squeaks like a leaky balloon Cat #3: chuckles. CHUCKLES! Like a human psychopath.

For @chemiwizard.bsky.social

Caught the Influenza A bug going around. Three full days & nights of fever dreams & tummy problems has been awesome. But at least tomorrow I get to go to work? (remotely, I'm not an animal)

Too mean? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Here’s your Epstein Hoax

Schumer Has Betrayed Us for the Last Time; We Need New Leadership www.commondreams.org/opinion/schu...

This is Virginia Giuffre. She was sexually abused by wealthy men, incl Donald J. Trump and the (former) prince of England. She held on as long as she could before removing herself from this world. She should always be remembered.

In case you need a lift today, here's Jon Hamm going commando.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Would it be better or worse if it were a GHOST lion?

Now viewing: Arsenic and Old Lace

I really can't decide which musical backing is best for this. Curb Your Enthusiasm was really apt, but this is golden, too.

Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.

Today, yes, and ... here is a meme for you:

There's only one thing I've ever done that's truly made my daughter proud of me. That's my perfect gingerbread man voice.

Happy #SocialistSunday to those who celebrate

Book cover of the Day:

Nailed it

This is laughable. Was at the Louvre last month & "security" for patrons is miserable. Multiple queues, stairs/escalators "closed" at certain times, people packed like livestock. The Mona Lisa, not just behind ropes/glass, but also massive partitions to prevent viewing. Needed a ladder, I guess...

The Woggle of Witches, Adrienne Adams, 1971.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. We only want one thing, and it's the Lowly Worm apple car.

In other news...I work in corporate Finance & my 70 y/o mom is confused why I can't manage to exchange currency for my relative. Sorry, mom. My cash drawer is clean empty. The worst part? She seems really disappointed in me. Like I must not be high enough up to be trusted w cash.

Ok, then. This Lurch-lookin' motherfucker has been off-limits for years now, but if he wants to be a public figure, he and his balding combover are fair game. Looks like the turd doesn't fall far from the overfilled diaper.

The new Project 2025 recommendations for dealing with The Women.

Bad Bunny Riff👏👏👏

Is it wrong that I kinda want this? I wanna be a raptor in a minecart racing against a hungry dino! Being an adult is lousy and full of spreadsheets.

PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.

Couldn't sleep last night so I made up Sister Act sequel names: Sister Act 3: Some Habits Are Hard to Break Sister Act 4: The Nuns Are Knocking At Your Door Sister Act 5: Cloister of Doom

Volume up!

Cambodia, Armenia, and Aberbayjun should all be grateful that President Shitpants ended the impending wars between the Vulcans and the Ewoks.

I'm laid up w a post-holiday cold, everyone. But still I have a message for Americans: There is a world out there where people believe in truth. They drive electric cars. They recycle. They don't carry guns. You are in a bubble. The world is moving on without you. Ok, nigh-nigh.

Am I the only one who has an urge to strap on a helmet & flight suit and bobsled through a massive department store?

Went to Paris, caught a cold.

About right

Com'on Eurovision, open your eyes for fucks sake.

Charlie Kirk has lived by hate, fear mongering, and guns. I'm not losing any sleep tonight. Call me a ghoul. I'm fine with that.

Train Daddy giving it to us.

I Believe The Women because Chump is trying so hard to change the subject with Bombings and Invasion of Our Cities ! But Women Have Morals,Honesty and Self Respect, Something Chump Will Never Have......