This is why I love Ronni Salt. She can say everything I think but in a much more descriptive way.

🎵Pauline Pauline Pauline Paul-i-ine I'm begging you don't take Matt Canavan His face adorned with precious coal Is matched to his far darker soul The Nats still need his Senate seat Pauline You may have got their MP Joyce But Matt is their #1 choice So keep your greedy mitts off him Pauline🎵 #AusPol

Most of the time living in a wonderful, semi-rural area is fantastic. Then there are times like now when there is a bushfire directly west of us and heading in an easterly direction. With quite strong winds we are in a Watch and Act zone and may have to evacuate soon. Oh joy!!

When I worked in a Tasmanian Government Department I was responsible for the purchase of equipment. After it was all done and approved I was offered courtside tickets to the Tasmanian Devils which I had to decline as it could have cost me my job. Seems Ministers don't have that problem. #auspol

This says it all really. #auspol

Our taxes going toward travel for Ministers to do their job is OK so long as the trip is justified. Paying for their family to attend sporting events and ski holidays is not. Time for a major change. #auspol

It looks like England have finally realised how to play Test cricket. Maybe the West Indies inspired them. #ashes

My average for this month is fantastic given I started the month with 4 x 8s. I missed three days travelling but somehow managed to miss yesterday (too hot???). #WQuers

When I saw the link that read "'Dirty, disgusting money': The heiress giving away her entire fortune" I somehow knew it wasn't about Gina Rinehart ... 😂 #taxthewealth

Barnaby Joyce's strongly-held beliefs. Brought to you by Gina Rinehart. And 750g Saxa Salt. 😂 😂 😂 #auspol #Nationals #OneNation

I have to say there's a striking similarity between the Liberal Party and the English cricket team. - Both go into a competition with a firm policy. - Both get annihilated. - Both deny it is their fault. - Both go into the next contest against the same opponent with the same policy. #auspol #ashes

My last three brain cells.

It's good to see the ABC isn't compromising it's principles in this particular instance.

2 things stand out to me. The Libs spent years cutting funding to TAFE requiring more skilled immigrants and now want to cut that back as well. The second thing is Universities have become commercial businesses now. Reducing international students will mean sourcing funds from elsewhere.

This is going to be a huge test for Susssssssssssssan Ley. If the party dumps net zero then it will show everyone just who runs the LNP. #auspol

He attended an overseas wedding and missed a training session he wasn't even required to attend. Looks like everything Merrett does is going to be put under a microscope. #AFL

#WQuers I finally did it! Even with a 10 on the penultimate day I had a better than 7 average, WooHoo!! squareword.org 1369: 7 guesses 🟨🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I made a t-shirt for Sussan Ley #auspol

Michael Voss said about Charlie Curnow "... he'll be at Carlton next year ... he's got 4 years to run on a contract." The same club has delisted 2 contracted players. Much hypocrisy I would think. #afl #Carlton

Make a movie food: The Rocky Road Horror Show

Linda Reynolds should be very happy now. She has completed her ambition of completely destroying the life of a rape victim and her partner. What a cruel, callous, cold-hearted bitch she is. #auspol

Very! But the #NoKing protests showed a lot are not falling for it! Good luck to them all!

It's good to see the Queensland Government is following the time-honoured LNP tradition of openness and transparency by appointing a Party powerbroker to a plum job, replacing a former Police Commissioner only 1/3 the way through her tenure. Corruption? #auspol #polqld

Editorial: A decade ago, it would have been unthinkable for a man who led the country to go and shill for a foreign military. Decency and clearance would have restrained it. AUKUS is less a security partnership and more a one-man superannuation scheme. satpa.pe/2kRfq9r

I have and it would be helpful if you please sign it too and repost. Please do. Yas more clicks... More common wealth. Less conmanwealth #auspol #aus @demwar.bsky.social @jessicaperthwa.bsky.social @lisatellstruth.bsky.social @robertarnol.bsky.social @big-tony.bsky.social #EatTheRich

An interesting version by Mumford & Sons. I like it.

Great to see Mark Latham is continuing to show what a "great" human being he is. Can he go anywhere without causing issues? #auspol

Dan Tehan is an arrogant twat. The Liberals never put out proper costings for the nuclear plants, refused to give a realistic timeline nor outline the costs to continue with the out-of-date coal fired plants. Also suggesting that we get our thoughts on nuclear plants from The Simpsons is outlandish.

This would rank as one of the worst decisions the AFL have made, which is saying something. Australia's richest club has created their problems with poor list decisions and are now being rewarded for their incompetence. #AFL

I had a big last week of the month to get it to 7. My best monthly result but I want to get under that. #WQuers

I have often said the AFL Player Ratings are a bit of a farce as it is worked out on the players' stats and does not take into account the overall effect the player has on the game. The Grand FInal is a case in point. There is no way Harris Andrews was the 22nd best player on the field. #AFL

A bit of levity for a change.

Wise words from the UK.

The Brownlow Medal count is going to take longer than the Grand Final. #AFL

Collingwood's only chance from here is to actually kick the ball to either a team mate or a contest in the forward line. These uncontested marks are killing us. #AFL #AFLMagpiesLions.

Geelong have certainly wrapped up favouritism for the Premiership. #AFL #AFLCatsHawks

David Littleproud wants the Qld Government to ditch coal royalties to save jobs in the mining sector. The forecast royalties this financial year is $6.1B. To replace that revenue either taxes need to be raised or, more likely, public sector jobs go. Clear where his loyalties lie. #auspol From BT

It's hardly surprising that a politician from WA has basically declared himself to be in the pocket of the fossil fuel industry. I think they all are over here. #auspol

It seems all it takes is an anti-immigration protest to increase One White Nation's polling. Who woulda thought? #Auspol

Am I bad for not wanting Charlie Cameron to kick a goal because of that stupid song they play when he does? #AFL #AFLLionsSuns

I wonder what Adelaide's excuse will be this week. Pretty sure they will blame Collingwood for being on the receiving end of Rankine's comment resulting in his suspension. If they can't win without him they don't deserve to be in the GF anyway. #AFL #AFLCrowsHawks

The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!! With 30 musicians and singers in the streets of Paris

Our two little dogs have some funny habits. The one of them occurs at mealtimes. They are more than happy to eat from their own bowl without trying to eat the other's meal. However when they finish they move to the other bowl to lick it clean.

What a cracking game. Tough, no quarter given and with a passionate crowd cheering away with no MORONIC booing. This is finals football at its best #AFL #AFLDockersSuns

The Adelaide fans boo a victim, the Adelaide coach seems OK with it and the club itself finally feels pressured enough to make a statement that was lacking in condemnation. It seems homophobia is quite OK in the City of Churches. #AFL #AFLCrowsPies

As expected the feral Adelaide supporters are booing every time a Collingwood player gets the ball. The loudest boos are being saved for Isaac Quaynor because as everyone knows it's his fault that the moron Rankine used a homophobic slur on him. Pathetic!! #AFL #AFLCrowsPies

It's taken him over two weeks to finally front up to media and will take another couple of days to front up to his teammates. A poor start to regaining trust in my eyes. I will give him some credit though as unlike what seems like the entire Adelaide fanbase he claims he is not a victim. #AFL

I am still managing to stuff up my average right at the end of the month. Will continue until I get below 7 for a month. #WQuers

The #AFLW season is not very inspiring at the moment. It has been beset by huge winning margins and some low scoring. 3.6 is a low score for a team yet alone the total score for a game. Given the huge disparities maybe they need to look at divisions to separate the best teams from the weaker ones.

Personally I think Linda Reynolds should apologise to Brittany Higgins for putting a rape victim through years of hell.