I'm seeing very FEW vacant seats on the bus this morning. I guess rightwing faux Christians finally found out that Jesus doesn't count hateful racists as "Christians"? #rapture

"Antifa escalates war with Trump Regime". #humor #maga

#BREAKING : Sales of Tylenol to surge following announcement of new "Autism-Safe Paracetemol Sachets". #parody #brainworm #paracetemol

Bad news on tonight's planned Rapture. All those "MAGA Christians" you hope we'll be rid of...? They're not going anywhere, because they're not really Christians. So we'll be stuck on a planet with even more deranged MAGA minions but even fewer nice and well-intentioned people. #rapture #MAGA

Some say Australia should set up a Sovereign Wealth Fund with revenue from our mineral resources. But sadly, I doubt it would work here. Can you imagine any Coalition Govt keeping its hands off several trillion dollars in sovereign wealth and not funneling it to themselves and their mates? #AusPol

Feeling a bit sad this afternoon having had my application rejected. DAMN these bone spurs! Damn them TO HELL!!! #antifa #trump #maga #parody

It's going to be challenging for the Trump Administration to vanquish a foe with such deep historical roots as Antifa. However, for the President who successfully solved the war between Azerbaijan and Albania, anything may be possible. #antifa #maga #parody

#Trump reportedly brought his own sheets to Windsor Castle during his recent trip to the UK. It saved him the embarassment of being incontinent on two continents. #MAGA

Renowned copycat Melania took her styling cues from Lo Pan. #Trump #MAGA #bigtroubleinlittlechina

#BREAKING : Anti-vaxxers mull new protest march. #parody

We'll know Donald Trump has dementia when he suddenly starts saying things that make sense. #MAGA

@albomp.bsky.social What would your mum say about the way you're selling out both Australian citizens and the planet we live on through your ongoing support of Australia's fossil fuel exploiters? #AusPol

What's the bet that Australia's new multi-million nuclear sub "building" facility turns out to ACTUALLY be just a US nuclear sub "servicing" base? More gaslighting by our Govt in subservience to their future US employers. #AusPol

Another shot fired in the generational War on Boomers. Apparently "Australian pensioners have it too good" ... because they can move to third world countries where their pension has more buying power(!) Maybe Apple is pissed that Boomers are slow to upgrade their iPhones? #GenerationalWarfare

Charlie Kirk should not have been killed. Charlie Kirk's killer should be brought to justice. But: Charlie Kirk was an odious opportunist who chose to make a career inflaming & normalising the worst instincts of antisocial ignoramuses, by victimising society's less fortunate. No eulogies needed.

That voice in her ear was never going to be Sussan's... #AusPol

Countdown clock is now running on Nampinjinpa Price declaring that she will leave the Liberal Party to lead her own political party: tick, tick, tick... www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

#BREAKING : Alice Springs residents "disappointed" in performance of newly-elected Greens Mayor. "She's been in the job for a FULL 3 days now," said one. "If I'd known she'd let this happen, I'd have voted instead for the National Party." #AusPol #parody www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

#BREAKING: Jacinta Price demands "as a Liberal Woman" that Sussan Ley extract an apology from fellow MP Alex Hawke. Apparently, being a "Liberal Woman" makes it okay to demean the Indian community and further entrench perceptions of Liberal Party racism. #AusPol Video here: tinyurl.com/zu8fc5x8

Dear ABC Journalist @kristiansilva.bsky.social Please consult a dictionary to learn the definition of the term "anti-hero" and then undertake not to misuse it further in describing Erin Patterson. Thank you, on behalf of the English language and Friends of the ABC. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Only one thing is certain ... it CAN'T be an AUKUS sub. 😒 #AusPol

"Liberal Party sells access to Ted O'Brien". Plot Twist: "Labor Party sponsors widespread access to Ted O'Brien." #AusPol #parody #humour

The latest installment of the Call of Duty video game looks a bit shit. They've made the game too realistic. #Trump #meidastouch

Congratulations to the ACCC for ensuring fines imposed on Qantas for evading the nation's industrial relations laws, and completely screwing its workers, didn't significantly affect Qantas's profits or executive bonuses. #ACCC #Qantas #Unions #ACTU #AusPol

The sandwich thrower got a bum wrap. #Trump

Olympic Games venue Brisbane has launched a new bus service called "the Metro" whose two routes - "M1" and "M2" - have names identical to Brisbane's two primary Motorways. So it's a bus named like a train on routes named like car highways. #RuledByFools

#BREAKING : Bovines weigh their legal options after Linda Reynolds successfully sues Brittany Higgins for defamation. #AusPol

Pauline Hanson's new ads portray her leaning in to her political niche. #AusPol #parody

Perhaps the bruises on Trump's hand are from Melania continually slapping him away when he tries to touch her. #Maga #MelaniaAvoidingGeriatricAsshole

One of the oldest sayings among computer programmers is "Garbage In, Garbage Out". In that context, the attached chart, showing the sources of information most consulted by AI, is worth contemplating. #AI

We know Trump supporters are gullible. But just HOW gullible are they...? We're about to learn whether they'll believe statements by Epstein's sex trafficking accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, made to Trump's former personal lawyer, that Trump wasn't involved. #MAGA Make America Gullible Again

#BREAKING : Australia's oligarchs table their proposals for improving the nation's productivity. #AusPol #productivity

Qantas's fine of $90M for deliberately and systematically undermining Australia's industrial relations system, illegally sacking 1800 workers, represents just 7.2% of its profit last year. Is that relative level of fine enough to discourage a CEO from breaking IR laws again? #AusPol #qantas #TWU

#Trump #EpsteinFiles #WhiteHouse

Donald Trump usually attempts a "power move" handshake when meeting foreign leaders. He extends his hand palm downwards to assert dominance. But notice how, when meeting Putin, Trump is submissive, with his palm facing upwards? Trump is SCARED of Putin. #maga #meidastouch @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Here's where the coalition wants to put a nuclear reactor, relative to the epicentre of today's 5.6 magnitude earthquake. It's less than 80km from the epicentre of Kilkivan as the crow flies. #earthquake #nuclear #AusPol

Last year, when Peter Dutton was spruiking "safe" nuclear reactors near Gladstone in QLD, I was a lone voice pointing out that it would be in the most geologically active zone for earthquakes. This morning there was a 5.2 magnitude earthquake 236km from Gladstone. #AusPol #nuclear #earthquake

#BREAKING : Rebel munitions stockpiles discovered dotted across U.S. cities. #subway #ice #breadlyforce

I'm all for giving people a fair go. However, ABC's appointment of NEWS CORP's National Political Editor as their new Chief Digital Political Correspondent doesn't inspire confidence. Can someone who spent their last 10 years as a Murdoch minion provide us with unbiased news? #AusPol #Crikey

Ever feel like the "cost of living" game is rigged against you...? #AusPol #RBA

"Trumpty Dumpty liked pedophiles Trumpty Dumpty's in Epstein's Files All his distractions, and all MAGA's spin Can't cover up his egregious sin" #Trump #maga #epstein

Congratulations Benjamin Netanyahu for his spectacular own goal... catalysing into reality the very outcome he has so long fought to avoid, formal UN recognition of the State of Palestine. #Gaza

LOL! The most blatant insider trader of all time is accusing his political opponents of insider trading. His every accusation is a personal confession. #Trump #maga

How Donald Trump SHOULD have replied when quizzed on the White House roof. #MAGA

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#BREAKING : Onlookers at White House enthusiastically endorse Donald Trump's rooftop appearance. #parody #humor

Why do Australian Prime Ministers seem so drawn to submarines? #AusPol #parody

Congratulations to Sussan Ley, this month's winner of the "Jacinta Price 'Fob Off the Mob' Award", for her hypocrisy in urging others to "walk the talk on indigenous issues"... despite not having bothered to attend the Garma Festival herself. #AusPol #FN

Under a secret deal with the Trump Administration, Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved to a luxury minimum security prison in Bryan, Texas. "MAGA - Molesters All Granted Amnesty"