Sussan Ley has received her orders from on high. #AusPol

The shysters in the LNP bang on about electricity affordability, but in the next breath, say taxpayers should spend BILLIONS to create nuclear reactors, the single MOST EXPENSIVE form of electricity available! Make it make sense. #AusPol

Here's what happened to the Epstein files. #Trump

Now that the Liberal Party has ditched Net Zero, we are going to see the MOTHER OF ALL DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGNS from organisations ADVANCE and News Corp. Unfortunately, history (e.g. "The Voice") has shown how relentless misinformation will sway the electorate in favour of lies. #AusPol

#BREAKING : One Nation policy strategists in crisis talks discussing how to become even more opposed to Net Zero than the Liberal and National Parties are. #AusPol #parody

#BREAKING : Pauline Hanson reportedly distraught at Liberal Party's theft of yet another One Nation policy. #AusPol #parody

Right wing nutters across Australia celebrate the Liberal Party's decision to finally come clean on the fact that it never really supported Net Zero in the first place. #AusPol #NetZero

The COALition's shared values. #parody #AusPol #NetZero

#BREAKING: Picture leaked from today's Liberal Party policy meeting. #AusPol

#BREAKING: Liberal Party meets to decide whether to continue to pretend to support Net Zero, or admit that it never has. #AusPol

The Democratic Party gambling over the Affordable Healthcare Act... one week after a groundswell of popular support led them to sweep the board in elections across the USA. #dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain

For those wishing to better understand the key differences between the Liberal Party's Moderate and Rightwing Factions, here is a handy primer ... based on the actual votes made by their members during the last time they were in power. #AusPol

Liberal Party Senator Jane Hume says she should have sprung mandatory "return to office" requirements on the public service AFTER being re-elected. This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them. #AusPol

Trump has unveiled the entrace to his new White House Ballroom. #maga #MakeAmericaGaudyAgain

Instead of attending Australian parliament and representing the Australians who elected her, Pauline Hanson spent last week in the USA attending gala Donald Trump events where she sought sponsorships from MAGA donors to bring Trump-style policies to Australia. Hanson is a national traitor. #AusPol

AI can't be all that smart when apparently it can't work out how to avoid itself losing $12 Billion.

Trump walks the talk on being Anti Woke. #MakeAmericaGroggyAgain

Nine Entertainment demands Govt compensate meth dealers as compensation for banning drugs. #AusPol #parody

The sweet smell of #LibSpill is in the air. We're at that all-too-familiar point where the current leader reassures us that "my job is safe". But I suspect Sussan privately longs for a return to the simpler days when she can be expelled from Question Time to go browse realestate dotcom. #AusPol

If you're wondering why Facebook isn't removing all the scams and fraud they've been feeding you... wonder no more. #FuckZuck

#BREAKING: French investigators have revealed that the password for the Louvre's CCTV security system was 'LOUVRE'. #SacreBleu #TuTeFousDeMoi

Trump's entire capacity for empathy - captured in one instant.

Subway reports surge in sandwich sales as US citizens arm themselves ahead of battles with the fascist Trump regime. #MAGA

#BREAKING: International streaming platforms develop content to meet Tony Burke's new Australian content requirements. (Credit @pupfiction.bsky.social for the title.) #AusPol

#BREAKING: Trump personally redecorates White House dining room.

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Little Mike Johnson is threatening us with a good time. #Midterms

Sussan Ley calls media conference to claim she will not wilt under pressure and leaf the leadership position. Lettuce hope the Liberal Party romaines calm and steers clear of the #LibSpill iceberg. #AusPol

Is anyone else experiencing cognitive dissonance from poisonous Janet Albrechtsen's attacks on gormless Liberal Party placeholder Sussan Ley? Who can you barrack for when both combatants are the pits? Especially when News Corp's proposed replacements for Ley are even worse. #AusPol #Libspill

Greyhound industry apologist - posing as its regulator - does its best to keep scrutiny of abuse to a minimum. Another example of failed govt regulation. #AusPol

Has (former) Prince Andrew started sweating yet...? 😉

I’m shocked I truly am I didn’t think she had the mental capacity to do that I apologise for thinking that she is a useless, mean spirited individual who could arguably be the leader of the LNP or PM of this country The lady got some skills 👏👏👏👏

So, those reports of #Trump suffering uncontrollable explosive diarrhoea were accurate...? #AssForceOne

Here's proof that, behind their mask as "ordinary Australians", ADVANCE are actually billionaires and their self-interested lackies on a mission to prevent progress and destroy social cohension. They are worthy of nothing but contempt. #AusPol

Barnaby Joyce has already secured his place in Australia's political history. #AusPol

#BREAKING : Barnaby Joyce has a political epiphany. #AusPol

It's a pithy cartoon. Problem is, MAGA simply don't care about being hypocrits. They revel in it. To them, their goal ("own the libs") justifies any means of achieving it. You can't reason with people who have turned their backs on reason.

Remembering the last time Pauline Hanson recruited an experienced partner... #AusPol

Patricia Karvelas is on Afternoon Briefing talking about how Jim Chalmers "needs to bounce back from his backdown on superannuation reform". Seems like a bit of an overstatement...? #AusPol

It's not just that #Trump is focussed on self-aggrandising frippery(gold-encrusting the Oval Office, erecting enormous flagpoles, military parades and a new Arc De Trump) it's that he has so little taste & imagination while doing so. Everything he does is a knock-off of some other country's idea.

The AFP has set up new National Security Investigations teams to target groups & individuals causing high levels of harm to Australia’s social cohesion. But will they monitor the most high profile hatemongers: Senator Ralph Babet, ADVANCE, One Nation, CPAC, Zionist Federation, News Corp? #AusPol

Pauline Hanson's political comeback video is rad! #AusPol

In celebration of the denial of US hatemonger Candace Owens' visa, I'll be giving this Skyhooks single a spin today. (And I still love the associated album "Hot for the Orient", despite Molly Meldrum assassinating Skyhooks by saying "it should be melted down and turned into ashtrays".) #AusPol

#BREAKING : The Australian Parliament Sports Club has just DE-REGISTERED itself as a lobby group... despite still being run by the Australian gambling lobby. The change relieves our PM from having to explain why he's the PRESIDENT of an organisation designed to lobby HIS OWN GOVERNMENT. #AusPol

I made the below prediction 3 months ago. Today a Republican lawmaker announced that he’s working on a resolution to create and award Donald Trump a Congressional Peace Prize, following the Nobel committee's decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to someone else. #Trump #MAGA #NobelPeacePrize

I've staked some money on the latest surefire bet from Canberra. #AusPol #gambling #parliamentarysportsclub

The other members of the Parliamentary Sports Club must surely take an ethical stance now and resign their memberships in protest against the gambling sponsors' blatant over-reach. #AusPol

For someone who claims she's concerned about her reptutation, Linda Reynolds certainly seems to do a LOT of things which damage her reputation. #AusPol

Sussan Ley increasingly resembles Peter Dutton in Drag. #AusPol