Aston Villa’s Goal of the Month contest for August, cancelled because we scored no goals, has more footballing credibility than the FIFA peace prize for Trump.

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Nice of the box office to finally send out the Burnley away tickets. Absolutely dreading the Leeds tickets as they are being sent by post at Christmas #cpfc

Boom 💥

Kneecap tonight, absolutely buzzing for it

Yes T

Leeds away sorted ✅ #cpfc

Burnley away sorted ✅ #cpfc

Abide with me with the last hymn at mass today 🙏 we’re definitely winning today #cpfc

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Excellent

Ffs now what

Get in

Yes

Happy ticket day good luck I think you’re gonna need it 🙏🙏🙏

Wolves away sorted ✅

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lol up the Palace

Boom 💥

Brexit means Brexit. Well done everyone who voted for this.

Absolute shambles of a team on the chase tonight

Bloody hell, West Ham are appalling

Water game, a drawers id a fair result, but bloody hell, JP at the end

Wow

British.

Any Star Trek fan should be all over this

Up the County

Getting a Sunday bus in Manchester 🚮

Game day proper looking forward to it today #cpfc

Honestly, is this really happening to our club?

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Espresso martini time

Come on 🇪🇺

Not as fun at the U21 today #cpfc

Justice. What a complete waste of time and taxpayers money.

Jesus Christ, I thought Crystal Palace’s website was bad for tickets. I raise you Stockport County. Sorted in the end though.

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What is Tony Gayle problem with Palace? I presume they’re is a backstory from back in the day. #cpfc

Have it

Wow TM

Remy Matthews time

All over the place now

Yes

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No way we win this

Everton away sort ✅

Full Irish this morning was unreal

One of them games Tbf Their keeper had fucking good game. Diabolical referee. Old school Palace 100% lose that match

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